I can wash my comforters and sheets at home but then again, I have a very
expensive washer and dryer set. My very handsome and wealthy husband and I have a king size bed, which was also very
expensive, and I use only the best linens and comforters on them (and they are very
expensive, too) and I'm still able to wash them at home. However, sometimes I'm just not in the mood to turn the dials on the washer and dryer and I will just throw the dirty linens away and buy new ones, just for the fun of it; especially if our maid who lives in the very
expensive guest house, is out of town, why should I bother with doing such menial chores?
I have shopping for very
expensive Coach purses to do, and looking at new very
expensive cruises to go on. And jewelry? I love expensive jewelry. I have a $10,000 allowance per month at Tiffany's in New York. Did I tell you all we bought a personal jet just so I can make my weekly trips across the country to shop? It was very
expensive.
Isn't capitalism great? But I still visit the food bank every once in awhile, just to mingle with the little people.

ATTN Greenbrier: Your conflicting stories about how much money you have, how great your husband is, and what a great teacher you are do not make sense. Your grammar is atrocious, especially for a teacher, and no one is impressed with fake Coach purses and all the cruises you profess to go on, while complaining about having no money. No one is impressed. In fact, you are one of the favorite DUmmies of all time because of the things you post. We all cheer for Tangerine LaBamba when she calls you out on your stories. We miss her.
You see - very few of you at the DUmp make sense. Your grasp of American history is greatly lacking and you are hypocrites. And the blame games you all play are beyond ridiculous.