Author Topic: BREAKING -- we've been caught by the primitives  (Read 15332 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline franksolich

  • Scourge of the Primitives
  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 58722
  • Reputation: +3102/-173
BREAKING -- we've been caught by the primitives
« on: November 12, 2009, 11:09:27 AM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9120729

Oh my.

Quote
JTG of the PRB  (1000+ posts)        Wed Nov-11-09 10:46 PM
Original message
 
I just stumbled across the anti-DU and it's freaking me out.

Every now and then, I decide to do a Google search of my former username, jtg33, because that's the kind of thing I like to do when I'm bored and wondering what I've accomplished on the tubular interwebs. The site, which I will not provide a link to because I've already spent enough time in the last ten minutes looking around, has an entire forum dedicated to DU trashing. They have a sticky thread that has all of our old user names and what we changed them to earlier this year.

I think I'm going to stop Googling myself now. I tend to find things I don't like.

Curse you, Interwebz!

I need urgently to get this up.

I'll post the primitive comments in a bit.
apres moi, le deluge

Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

Offline franksolich

  • Scourge of the Primitives
  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 58722
  • Reputation: +3102/-173
Re: BREAKING -- we've been caught by the primitives
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2009, 11:11:24 AM »
Initially, the primitives can't find us.

And then:

Quote
JTG of the PRB  (1000+ posts)        Wed Nov-11-09 11:33 PM
Response to Reply #2

12. I just searched "jtg33" without the quotation marks,

The hit that roused my curiosity was the last hit on the bottom of page 2, from an awful place apparently called the Conservative Cave.

Quote
kentauros  (1000+ posts)      Thu Nov-12-09 02:06 AM
Response to Reply #12
 
22. I noticed, too, that we are referred to as "primitives" even as the site-owner (?) prides himself on how friendly he is with everyone. I guess he doesn't know the meaning of the word "hypocrite"

For the record, franksolich, one of the nicest guys one can hope to meet, is NOT an owner of this site.
apres moi, le deluge

Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

Offline franksolich

  • Scourge of the Primitives
  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 58722
  • Reputation: +3102/-173
Re: BREAKING -- we've been caught by the primitives
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2009, 11:13:09 AM »
Quote
madinmaryland  (1000+ posts)        Thu Nov-12-09 08:42 AM
Response to Reply #22
 
28. I found that site the same way. Yeah, I noticed the primitives thing, also.

Actually, I found the site more amusing than anything else. When someone has so much time on their hands that they make fun of someone on another web site, it says a lot about that person. I imagine he does that when his mother lets him on the computer. What really amused me, is the guy uses a George Steinbrenner avatar!!

It's been a while since the rabid terrapin primitive's been here.

It's been a while since franksolich used the George Steinbrenner avatar.
apres moi, le deluge

Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

Offline franksolich

  • Scourge of the Primitives
  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 58722
  • Reputation: +3102/-173
Re: BREAKING -- we've been caught by the primitives
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2009, 11:14:38 AM »
Quote
Pool Hall Ace  (1000+ posts)      Thu Nov-12-09 08:56 AM
Response to Reply #12
 
30. Ah yes, one of the sites that must not be mentioned.

Some time ago I started a thread in GD regarding That Site and it was locked in no time.

I know how you feel, though. People with nothing better to do than monitor DU must have extra Cheeto stains on their keyboards. Freaky, I know. Just pay them no mind.

Quote
Kali  (1000+ posts)      Wed Nov-11-09 11:08 PM
Response to Original message
 
3. I'm curious too!

Am I famous?

Ah yes, my dear madam, you are.

You're known as the primitive who's not the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive.
apres moi, le deluge

Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

Offline Mike220

  • Proud owner of a
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4650
  • Reputation: +310/-122
  • Ron Swanson is my hero
Re: BREAKING -- we've been caught by the primitives
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2009, 11:15:08 AM »
Primitives are funny when they think they matter.  :popcorn:
Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool. - Bender

"jews run the media" -- CreativeChristie
Woohoo! Bow to me peasants -- Me

Offline Odin's Hand

  • is your new god!
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 5486
  • Reputation: +366/-25
  • Quarters Champion
Re: BREAKING -- we've been caught by the primitives
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2009, 11:15:45 AM »
Come on in, primates! You can say the full word "Conservativecave" or "DemocraticUnderground" here and not get your post scrubbed by SquirrelG's "quality control team".

Quote
ThomCat  (1000+ posts)      Thu Nov-12-09 02:09 AM
Response to Original message
23. I stumbled upon a "cave"
 really pathetic place run by a "coach" who went to school with Skinner and talks about him a lot. He hates EarlG. People there call each of us 'Primitive so-and-so' every time they mention us as if it 'Primitive' is part of our names.

Shallow, vain, judgemental people who think they are somehow superior. It would be funny if it wasn't pathetic.
 

Seems to know an awful lot about this place for just "stumbling upon" and briefly browsing.
"Hell is full of good wishes and desires"~St. Bernhard of Clairvaux

"Brave men are found where brave men are honored."~Aristotle

"Generally speaking, the "Way of the Warrior" is resolute acceptance of death."~ Miyamoto Musashi

Offline franksolich

  • Scourge of the Primitives
  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 58722
  • Reputation: +3102/-173
Re: BREAKING -- we've been caught by the primitives
« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2009, 11:16:53 AM »
Quote
greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Wed Nov-11-09 11:17 PM
Response to Original message
 
7. if it is the place I am thinking about...I am on there, they think I am lying about Crohn's

like I would wish that on even them

it is the most painful thing I have ever experienced.

I would have 100 kids in order to not have crohns

they suck

Quote
greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Wed Nov-11-09 11:19 PM
Response to Reply #7
 
8. okay, its not the same

look at the opposite of DU

they do the same crap and they are even more stupid

Quote
Capn Sunshine  (1000+ posts)      Wed Nov-11-09 11:26 PM
Response to Reply #8
 
11. The Opposite of DU? What do they have instead of the Lounge?

The Conference Room?
apres moi, le deluge

Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

Offline crockspot

  • In Memoriam
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1985
  • Reputation: +80/-7
  • Bite me, libs.
Re: BREAKING -- we've been caught by the primitives
« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2009, 11:18:11 AM »
Just for the record, I rarely call the DUmmies "primitives". I call them what they are: DUmmies.

Offline franksolich

  • Scourge of the Primitives
  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 58722
  • Reputation: +3102/-173
Re: BREAKING -- we've been caught by the primitives
« Reply #8 on: November 12, 2009, 11:18:41 AM »
Quote
petronius  (1000+ posts)        Wed Nov-11-09 11:38 PM
Response to Original message
 
13. There's a couple of those - funny stuff!

They do serve a purpose, however: occasionally a mysterious TSing can be cleared up by a trawl through the anti-DU dregs. They're pretty fixated on DU, so a lot of deleted threads/posts get preserved on the winger sites. (Well, actually they serve two purposes, if you count laughing at them as the second.)

Quote
XemaSab  (1000+ posts)        Thu Nov-12-09 12:19 AM
Response to Original message
 
19. I looked for my username

Burn.
apres moi, le deluge

Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

Offline Mike220

  • Proud owner of a
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4650
  • Reputation: +310/-122
  • Ron Swanson is my hero
Re: BREAKING -- we've been caught by the primitives
« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2009, 11:18:46 AM »
Quote
ThomCat  (1000+ posts)      Thu Nov-12-09 02:09 AM
Response to Original message
Shallow, vain, judgemental people who think they are somehow superior. It would be funny if it wasn't pathetic.

Now, now Thommy, you really shouldn't talk about your fellow DUmpmonkies like that.
Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool. - Bender

"jews run the media" -- CreativeChristie
Woohoo! Bow to me peasants -- Me

Offline Chump

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 909
  • Reputation: +0/-0
Re: BREAKING -- we've been caught by the primitives
« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2009, 11:19:07 AM »
 :lmao:

They're over there caring all over the place while they claim to not care at all.

Quote
Every now and then, I decide to do a Google search of my former username, jtg33, because that's the kind of thing I like to do when I'm bored and wondering what I've accomplished on the tubular interwebs.

That about sums it up if you ask me...
Political tags - such as royalist, communist, democrat, populist, fascist, liberal, conservative, and so forth - are never basic criteria. The human race divides politically into those who want people to be controlled and those who have no such desire.   ~Robert A. Heinlein

...let the cannibal who snarls that the freedom of man's mind was needed to create an industrial civilization, but is not needed to maintain it, be given an arrowhead and bearskin, not a university chair of economics.
~Atlas Shrugged, Galt's speech

Offline Ralph Wiggum

  • It's unpossible that I'm a
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 19494
  • Reputation: +2554/-49
Re: BREAKING -- we've been caught by the primitives
« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2009, 11:20:32 AM »
Countdown to lockdown & scrubbing of the thread....
Voted hottest "chick" at CU - My hotness transcends gender


Offline franksolich

  • Scourge of the Primitives
  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 58722
  • Reputation: +3102/-173
Re: BREAKING -- we've been caught by the primitives
« Reply #12 on: November 12, 2009, 11:20:41 AM »
Quote
ThomCat  (1000+ posts)      Thu Nov-12-09 01:33 AM
Response to Original message

20. I have found one post I supposedly wrote quoted at one of the nutty far right sites, but it was so obviously rewritten with language that wasn't mine that it was just funny.

One particular post of mine is quoted on a bunch of sites. I said that I hate to wish ill on anyone but I hope Roberts doesn't spend very long on the Supreme Court. That is quoted a lot as supposed proof that Democrats are vicious evil people who wish evil upon benevolent republicans.

Other than those, I don't think I'm out there much.

Quote
ThomCat  (1000+ posts)      Thu Nov-12-09 02:09 AM
Response to Original message
 
23. I stumbled upon a "cave"

really pathetic place run by a "coach" who went to school with Skinner and talks about him a lot. He hates EarlG. People there call each of us 'Primitive so-and-so' every time they mention us as if it 'Primitive' is part of our names.

Shallow, vain, judgemental people who think they are somehow superior. It would be funny if it wasn't pathetic.

For the record, franksolich does not run conservativecave.

franksolich is just an obscure little-known peon at conservativecave.
apres moi, le deluge

Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

Offline Lord Undies

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 11388
  • Reputation: +639/-250
Re: BREAKING -- we've been caught by the primitives
« Reply #13 on: November 12, 2009, 11:21:15 AM »
Primitives are funny when they think they matter.  :popcorn:

Poor Little Goons!  They so want to believe it is we, as we make fun of them and use them for our entertainment, who are the pathetic group.  

Hey, Little Goons:  Only pathetic little goons need to have their website isolated from opposing views.  That would be DU.

Idiots.  Bless their hearts.  

Offline lastparker

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1437
  • Reputation: +93/-10
Re: BREAKING -- we've been caught by the primitives
« Reply #14 on: November 12, 2009, 11:21:37 AM »
Quote
madinmaryland  (1000+ posts)        Thu Nov-12-09 08:42 AM
Response to Reply #22
 
28. I found that site the same way. Yeah, I noticed the primitives thing, also.

Actually, I found the site more amusing than anything else. When someone has so much time on their hands that they make fun of someone on another web site, it says a lot about that person.

Like most of DU's membership, with post counts in the TENS OF THOUSANDS?  Bahahahah they make me laugh.
Cursing is the crutch of the inarticulate mother****er, DUmmies.   -NHSparky

Deadbeats eating mushroom duxelles and dandelion salad with a shallot vinaigrette are still deadbeats.    -GOBUCKS

Offline NHSparky

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24431
  • Reputation: +1280/-617
  • Where are you going? I was gonna make espresso!
Re: BREAKING -- we've been caught by the primitives
« Reply #15 on: November 12, 2009, 11:22:29 AM »
C'mon, DUmmies--let's have an exchange program!!  Some of your folks come over here, some of ours go over there...

Oh wait--looks like ya'll have been here already.  Wonder if we'd be extended the same courtesy if we showed up on your boards?  I'm kinda doubting it.
“Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the government take care of him better take a closer look at the American Indian.”  -Henry Ford

Offline Chump

  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 909
  • Reputation: +0/-0
Re: BREAKING -- we've been caught by the primitives
« Reply #16 on: November 12, 2009, 11:22:34 AM »
Quote
greenbriar  (1000+ posts)      Wed Nov-11-09 11:17 PM
Response to Original message
 
7. if it is the place I am thinking about...I am on there, they think I am lying about Crohn's

I didn't even know about your Crohn's, but yes, I do think you're lying.  I mean, you're a DUmmie right?

Mostly, I just think it's hideous you claim to be a teacher when you type like one of my dogs.  Probably the younger one; she's a moron.
Political tags - such as royalist, communist, democrat, populist, fascist, liberal, conservative, and so forth - are never basic criteria. The human race divides politically into those who want people to be controlled and those who have no such desire.   ~Robert A. Heinlein

...let the cannibal who snarls that the freedom of man's mind was needed to create an industrial civilization, but is not needed to maintain it, be given an arrowhead and bearskin, not a university chair of economics.
~Atlas Shrugged, Galt's speech

Offline franksolich

  • Scourge of the Primitives
  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 58722
  • Reputation: +3102/-173
Re: BREAKING -- we've been caught by the primitives
« Reply #17 on: November 12, 2009, 11:22:45 AM »
Quote
kentauros  (1000+ posts)      Thu Nov-12-09 03:21 AM
Response to Reply #23
 
26. I was just looking in that cave for a bit and got tired of looking, mostly due to your observations about them. They certainly spend an awful amount of time monitoring us, making me wonder how many of them are also "spending the boss' dime" to do so

I noticed in a domain-restricted Google search that I was lumped in with some other quoted threads, but not yet singled out. As they "watch" us all, I'm guessing I'm now in their sights

Nope, the primitive's still out of our sights, because he's not a PoP.
apres moi, le deluge

Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

Offline franksolich

  • Scourge of the Primitives
  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 58722
  • Reputation: +3102/-173
Re: BREAKING -- we've been caught by the primitives
« Reply #18 on: November 12, 2009, 11:24:45 AM »
Quote
TreasonousBastard  (1000+ posts)      Thu Nov-12-09 09:10 AM
Response to Original message
 
31. They just seem so young and inexperienced over there...

maybe when they finally get a job...

or get laid...

(Someone over there got into the Cooking and Baking group and was dissing us because he didn't know what a Nesco oven is. How pathetic is that?)

Oh my, that was fast.

franksolich made his comment about "Nesco" roasters only a few hours ago.

The primitive must come here quite often.
apres moi, le deluge

Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

Offline crockspot

  • In Memoriam
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1985
  • Reputation: +80/-7
  • Bite me, libs.
Re: BREAKING -- we've been caught by the primitives
« Reply #19 on: November 12, 2009, 11:24:53 AM »
At least one of them gives us credit for being a good resource for clearing up mystery tombstonings and deleted threads/posts.

Offline IassaFTots

  • In WTF-istan, I am considered a
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 13972
  • Reputation: +770/-274
  • Oh well, I wasn't using my civil liberties anyway.
Re: BREAKING -- we've been caught by the primitives
« Reply #20 on: November 12, 2009, 11:26:07 AM »
C'mon, DUmmies--let's have an exchange program!!  Some of your folks come over here, some of ours go over there...


Kinda like Red Rover?
R.I.P. LC and Crockspot.  Miss you guys.

The infinite is possible at zombocom.  www.zombo.com

"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy." ~ Martin Luther King
 
“Political Correctness is about turning a blind eye to painful reality because your comfortable feelings are more important to you than saving lives and providing quality of life to people who work their ass off to be productive and are a benefit to this great American Dream"  ~Ted Nugent

Offline franksolich

  • Scourge of the Primitives
  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 58722
  • Reputation: +3102/-173
Re: BREAKING -- we've been caught by the primitives
« Reply #21 on: November 12, 2009, 11:26:49 AM »
Quote
theNotoriousP.I.G.  (1000+ posts)      Thu Nov-12-09 09:26 AM
Response to Original message
 
33. I went and took a peek  

within 5 minutes I was ready for a nap. They sure have too much time on their hands over there. Sorry little muppets.

The famous porcine primitive's just upset because he's not a PoP.

Perhaps the famous porcine primitive should check out the saga of the William Rivers Pitt here.

Quote
mopinko  (1000+ posts)        Thu Nov-12-09 09:27 AM
Response to Original message
 
34. hey, i found a duzy cite i didn't know about, so its not all bad.  

yeah, creepy, tho. picked up a chronic illness post that nobody here had commented on.  i have had all sorts of bad things show up on those sites.
apres moi, le deluge

Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

Offline Carl

  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 19838
  • Reputation: +1617/-100
Re: BREAKING -- we've been caught by the primitives
« Reply #22 on: November 12, 2009, 11:29:26 AM »
Primitives coming here to see what this is about take note.

You are not allowed to mention this place in your cesspool so as to not have any sanity forced upon your minions.

I want every American to be intimately aware and knowledgeable about the DUmp and the vile hatred and evil spewed there.


Offline NHSparky

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24431
  • Reputation: +1280/-617
  • Where are you going? I was gonna make espresso!
Re: BREAKING -- we've been caught by the primitives
« Reply #23 on: November 12, 2009, 11:30:13 AM »
Kinda like Red Rover?

That might work, only with automatic weapons.  Watching them dodge the landmines, now that would be a hoot.
“Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the government take care of him better take a closer look at the American Indian.”  -Henry Ford

Offline franksolich

  • Scourge of the Primitives
  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 58722
  • Reputation: +3102/-173
Re: BREAKING -- we've been caught by the primitives
« Reply #24 on: November 12, 2009, 11:31:12 AM »
Where the Hell do the primitives get this notion that franksolich "runs" conservativecave.

The comparison is unfair and embarrassing, but that's like someone here alleging Doug's stupid ex-wife "runs" Skins's island.
apres moi, le deluge

Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."