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Offline bijou

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Tampa man calls 911, asks for sex, gets jail instead
« on: November 12, 2009, 10:36:44 AM »
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Joshua Basso said his cell phone ran out of minutes Wednesday, so he called the one number he knew is always free — 911 — with an unusual request.

He wanted someone to have sex with him.

When 911 operators hung up on him, he called back four times, police said. ...
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Perhaps someone should make some tv ads informing people what constitutes an emergency.
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Re: Tampa man calls 911, asks for sex, gets jail instead
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2009, 10:48:56 AM »
He may get sex, but it may not be the kind he was looking for.
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Re: Tampa man calls 911, asks for sex, gets jail instead
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2009, 11:19:35 AM »
What's his DU name?

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Re: Tampa man calls 911, asks for sex, gets jail instead
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2009, 11:30:36 AM »
Quote from: Chris on November 12, 2009, 10:48:56 AM
He may get sex, but it may not be the kind he was looking for.

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Surprise sex?

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Re: Tampa man calls 911, asks for sex, gets jail instead
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2009, 12:30:51 PM »
What the hell did this guy think 911 is?

Dial-a-bj?

Rim-jobs-R-us?

Insert & Repeat?

Fornication Follies?

Cybersex-for-Dummies?
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