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primitives make plans for Thanksgiving
« on: November 06, 2009, 09:18:14 PM »
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hippywife  (1000+ posts)        Fri Nov-06-09 07:49 AM
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It's time to start planning again.

If you haven't already started, it's time to start thinking about the dinner coming up at the end of the month. I've already ordered our turkey from a local farmer.

Got my Epicurious email this morning with some lovely recipes. I'm always torn between my love of the traditional and my yearn to be creative.

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Tesha  (1000+ posts)      Fri Nov-06-09 10:16 AM
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1. I think it'll be a houseful this year...
 
which is great! and folks bring goodies when they come -

Some are exceptional cooks and some not so much - but what are you gonna do 

Our neighbor from Malaysia/Europe is making the turkey - it's her turn... I can't wait!

should we just go non-traditional all the way?

I dunno; I wouldn't want a non-American, non-Briton, cooking any turkey for me.

One Thanksgiving in the socialist paradises of the workers and peasants (Thanksgiving's not a holiday there, but this American wished to have it anyway), franksolich and another American, femme, decided to have a turkey.

I'll tell the whole story when it gets closer to Thanksgiving.

But anyway, all these workers and peasants decided they knew more about cooking a turkey than we Americans did.  Sort of like a primitive boasting about knowing economics, one assumes.

Well, there was nothing we could do, and so we let the workers and peasants cook the turkey for us.  After it was all done, she and I carefully non-partook of it, while everybody else chowed down on it.

The outhouse got busy that night.

Anyway.

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hippywife  (1000+ posts)        Fri Nov-06-09 11:01 AM
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2. Could be fun just for the experience.

I'm always so undecided because this meal only comes once a year, but who says we can't have it again another time of the year as long as we plan for it and arrange to have supplies and ingredients that aren't always available the rest of the year. Like cranberries. I tend to stock up on those so I have enough to last year round, though.

I'll be interested to hear what your Malaysian friend does with the turkey if it's something nontraditional.

The wired gassy primitive, from that farmette up over there in Wisconsin:

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grasswire  (1000+ posts)      Fri Nov-06-09 12:01 PM
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3. oh I thought you meant Christmas cookies. 

Yes.

I won't be cooking this year unless the weather is too terrible to travel 60 miles by Amtrak.

I feel like I need a backup plan in case someone comes down with the flu or the weather deteriorates. I turned down the invitation to dine with our hosts at the farm in order to be with family. So I sure will be sad if we can't go but just yards away our hosts are dining on the turkeys we've been watching grow up over the summer.

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hippywife  (1000+ posts)        Fri Nov-06-09 01:37 PM
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5. I hope you kept a toe in that door in case your plans do have to change. I'd hate to see you stuck with no where to go if that happens. Plus them there farm fresh gobblers are awfully delicious.

Notice, please, how Grandma has class; she doesn't use that abominable word "y***y."

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grasswire  (1000+ posts)      Fri Nov-06-09 02:38 PM
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12. I couldn't think of a way to do that.

It didn't seem fair to ask them to be backup. Yanno?

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The empressof all   (1000+ posts)        Fri Nov-06-09 12:17 PM
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4. I was just thinking this yesterday

The SO asked if I was going to cook this year? (I'm having increasing difficulty in getting around--but no worries) I usually just have one or two friends over but I really enjoy the production. Not being able to lift and move quickly will make things more difficult but not impossible. I also thought it might be fun to go out for a huge Chinese feast. I'm torn. Turkeys are 29 a lb at one of our markets so either way...I'll be getting a few birds.

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hippywife  (1000+ posts)        Fri Nov-06-09 01:42 PM
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6. I hope there's nothing too serious going on.

I'm sure friends and family would pitch in with the lifting and moving part if asked, would they not? And I hope you enjoy your day whatever you decide to do.

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The empressof all   (1000+ posts)        Fri Nov-06-09 02:13 PM
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9. It's expected deterioration in my joints

I've been doing really well overall and am hoping to finally get some surgery started in the spring. I'll have help available but I know that they won't be really "into it" until the eating part.  I need a bionic hip and at least one knee. But first I'm getting my mouth done...I need complete uppers and lowers. Just got the referral to the Prothedondist yesterday. Then oral surgeon will be doing the procedure. I also have a benign growth on my palette that will be removed. I certainly will be waiting till after Turkey day to get this done!  After feasting...I'll be certainly fasting for a few days.

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Tesha  (1000+ posts)      Fri Nov-06-09 01:49 PM
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7. One of the best reasons...
 
to have people over is you have lots of willing (and even eager) hands to lift and carry!

Ooops, don't spend Thanksgiving at the gigantic primitive's place.

The gigantic primitive won't lift a finger, but he most assuredly will work the jaws.

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supernova  (1000+ posts)        Fri Nov-06-09 02:09 PM
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8. I always wanted to be the host(ess)

But it hasn't worked out that way.

I always wanted to play host to have people come over and bring whatever they wanted and enjoy the time together.

But my life is somehow always about going to other's places. I never had a place big enough to entertain.

The past several years, it's been my niece's house... Now it will be my SO's mom's house.

Someday, perhaps.

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hippywife  (1000+ posts)        Fri Nov-06-09 02:16 PM
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11. Our house is very small and doesn't lend itself well for entertaining much, but I'm cooking the turkey and possibly the bread to take to Bill's mom's. Then, because there are usually so many people in his family so no real leftovers to speak of, we always have our own T-day here at home on Friday. This year, I've invited one of the residents from the retirement center where I work. Her son doesn't seem very attentive at all to his mom, and she really didn't think there would be much in the way of holiday plans. She can't see well, and can't really do much cooking anymore.

I hope you get the opportunity to host a dinner like this one day, too. Could you do your own smaller celebration on Friday and just invite a couple of people in addition to your SO?

Wow.  Grandma's in-laws must really pig out.

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Arkansas Granny  (1000+ posts)      Fri Nov-06-09 03:39 PM
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13. My daughter and her husband have been hosting the big family dinners for the last few years. My daughter and I do most of the cooking and we've already been discussing the menu, which stays pretty much the same because that's what the family wants and expects. We're making a few changes this year on side dishes and desserts, and a couple of dishes will be brought by others. We usually have a few extra guests besides family because we invite anyone we know who doesnt' have someplace to go for Thanksgiving.

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AwakeAtLast  (1000+ posts)        Fri Nov-06-09 05:02 PM
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14. I still don't know where I'll be yet

Things are up in the air, but if I end up at my Mom & Dad's house I will probably be helping Mom with her dressing and the rest of the family will bring the rest. We are good at potlucking it.

I would like to try one new recipe this year but haven't found what I want yet.

Hmmm.

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Re: primitives make plans for Thanksgiving
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2009, 09:29:29 PM »
I don`t get something here.

Whenever cooking is brought up they all claim to buy expensive fare to produce a meal but then will yammer on in a different thread how they are all just barely hanging on financially.

Stupid people.

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Re: primitives make plans for Thanksgiving
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2009, 09:33:25 PM »
I don`t get something here.

Whenever cooking is brought up they all claim to buy expensive fare to produce a meal but then will yammer on in a different thread how they are all just barely hanging on financially.

That's always bothered me, about the cooking and baking primitives.

Either the primitives are lying about their financial distress, or the primitives are lying about their bacchanalian foodfests.
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Re: primitives make plans for Thanksgiving
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2009, 09:40:33 PM »
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Re: primitives make plans for Thanksgiving
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2009, 09:41:42 PM »
I don`t get something here.

Whenever cooking is brought up they all claim to buy expensive fare to produce a meal but then will yammer on in a different thread how they are all just barely hanging on financially.

Stupid people.

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Re: primitives make plans for Thanksgiving
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2009, 09:41:54 PM »
I don`t get something here.

Whenever cooking is brought up they all claim to buy expensive fare to produce a meal but then will yammer on in a different thread how they are all just barely hanging on financially.

Stupid people.

Yeah, they are always buying something or other "organic", "fair trade" and "farmer's market" food item that is at least double the price of the local grocer. But, they are in "dire straits" and "uninsured" when they crack their noggins on the kitchen floor.
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Re: primitives make plans for Thanksgiving
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2009, 09:46:38 PM »
Must be nice.
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Re: primitives make plans for Thanksgiving
« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2009, 09:50:51 PM »
Although, upon second thought, I suppose it is possible.

Three Thanksgivings ago, Chief S itting Bull, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive, had hordes of relatives over to his place for the feast.

I dunno if any of them wore blankets and feathers; I got the impression these were Irish.

Chief S itting Bull waxed on and on about how many people were coming.

And then the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive also announced the menu, which consisted of a turkey breast and a "ham and a half."  (I had no idea what "half a ham" would be--6 ounces or 6 pounds--and this perplexed me for months, but that's another story.)

It looked as if Chief S itting Bull had done something no other man, only Christ, had ever done, feeding the multitude with six loaves and two fish.
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Re: primitives make plans for Thanksgiving
« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2009, 09:59:28 PM »
I cannot imagine how awful it would be to celebrate Thanksgiving dinner at a table infested with DUmmies. How do they reconcile their hatred of Christianity with the basic premise of Thanksgiving? How do their civilized relatives (surely there are a few even in DUmmy families) react to their vulgar protests against saying grace before the meal? How does anyone tolerate their table talk of worship for the jug-eared muslim, hatred for America, and non-stop socialist rhetoric? I'd have to simply leave.

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« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2009, 10:21:01 PM »
I cannot imagine how awful it would be to celebrate Thanksgiving dinner at a table infested with DUmmies. How do they reconcile their hatred of Christianity with the basic premise of Thanksgiving? How do their civilized relatives (surely there are a few even in DUmmy families) react to their vulgar protests against saying grace before the meal? How does anyone tolerate their table talk of worship for the jug-eared muslim, hatred for America, and non-stop socialist rhetoric? I'd have to simply leave.

I'd pray openly that the Lord grant me the patience not to kick the dogsh*t out of the sneering POS at the other end of the table.
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« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2009, 10:33:26 PM »
I'd pray openly that the Lord grant me the patience not to kick the dogsh*t out of the sneering POS at the other end of the table.

If they start talking shit. ATTACK them!
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Re: primitives make plans for Thanksgiving
« Reply #11 on: November 06, 2009, 10:42:50 PM »
That's always bothered me, about the cooking and baking primitives.

Either the primitives are lying about their financial distress, or the primitives are lying about their bacchanalian foodfests.

I don`t shop or eat poverty style like we had to growing up here but the thought of spending 20.00 or more a meal just bothers me still today.

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Re: primitives make plans for Thanksgiving
« Reply #12 on: November 06, 2009, 11:55:00 PM »
I don`t shop or eat poverty style like we had to growing up here but the thought of spending 20.00 or more a meal just bothers me still today.

I like balogna sandwiches, so I don't have expensive tastes but I have always wanted to eat at Texas Land & Cattle steakhouse

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Re: primitives make plans for Thanksgiving
« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2009, 05:14:44 AM »
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It's time to start planning again.

If you haven't already started, it's time to start thinking about the dinner with repug family members coming up at the end of the month. I've already planned how to blame all of 0's faults and failures on Shrub and the rightwing fundies.

Got my talking points lined up this morning from some far-left kook websites. I'm always torn between focusing on my hatred of America or my loathing of Christians.

Based on past DUmmie after-Thanksgiving posts wouldn't this seem to be a more accurate post for a lot of the primitives?
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Re: primitives make plans for Thanksgiving
« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2009, 09:07:08 AM »
I thought they hated the premise of the holiday. So why are they bothering to celebrate it at all?


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« Reply #15 on: November 07, 2009, 10:49:45 AM »
I thought they hated the premise of the holiday. So why are they bothering to celebrate it at all?
They aren't celebrating Thanksgiving. They remind me of being in Japan around Christmas. The Japanese are nearly 100% lost heathens, but Chrismas is a huge deal, with shopping for gifts, decorations, Chrismas trees, Santa Claus, the whole ball of wax. They just think it's fun. DUmmies hate Christianity, slander the founding of the United States, and detest the traditions of our country and its Christian heritage. But they love to go to someone's house and eat good food for free.

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Re: primitives make plans for Thanksgiving
« Reply #16 on: November 08, 2009, 09:38:15 AM »
I don't feel like going over there today.  Did any DUmmy express dread at having to have dinner with some rethug freeper fundy relatives?  Usually there's a bunch of SIL's and BIL's that enrage them. 


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Re: primitives make plans for Thanksgiving
« Reply #17 on: November 08, 2009, 09:41:54 AM »
Another holiday season of being regaled via the DUmpster with bouncy tales of how teh DUmmie pwn3d his Rethuglican/Fundie/Bushbot family members on everything from the WoT to Socialized Medicine to last weeks elections.  And then how they left their parents/uncles/grandfathers house in disgust (again) vowing to never return (again).

Something to be thankful for indeed.
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Re: primitives make plans for Thanksgiving
« Reply #18 on: November 08, 2009, 09:58:03 AM »
Another holiday season of being regaled via the DUmpster with bouncy tales of how teh DUmmie pwn3d his Rethuglican/Fundie/Bushbot family members on everything from the WoT to Socialized Medicine to last weeks elections.  And then how they left their parents/uncles/grandfathers house in disgust (again) vowing to never return (again).

Something to be thankful for indeed.
I am not into football so I always thought that that was great after dinner entertainment.

Alas our Thanksgiving always comes a few days late. MR Aprilrazz and I cook a nice dinner on Saturday and invite some of our fellow military members over that had duty on Thanksgiving.
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Re: primitives make plans for Thanksgiving
« Reply #19 on: November 08, 2009, 12:29:12 PM »
I am not into football so I always thought that that was great after dinner entertainment.

Alas our Thanksgiving always comes a few days late. MR Aprilrazz and I cook a nice dinner on Saturday and invite some of our fellow military members over that had duty on Thanksgiving.

That's so cool!
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Re: primitives make plans for Thanksgiving
« Reply #20 on: November 09, 2009, 07:30:32 AM »
That is very cool.  It takes some of the sting out of having to work on a holiday, knowing you have a fun dinner party in your immediate future.  Cheers to you!