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Offline franksolich

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Skins anticipating traffic congestion on Tuesday
« on: March 03, 2008, 05:14:17 PM »
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Skinner ADMIN  (1000+ posts)       Mon Mar-03-08 03:28 PM
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Expect high traffic on DU this Tuesday, March 4. Make sure you don't get blocked out! 

There is a good chance that Tuesday, March 4, will be our busiest day of this primary season. If so, it is likely that we will have to turn off some website features in order to make sure that our site can handle the large spike in traffic. We are committed to doing whatever we can to avoid slow performance or overly long response times, while making the site available to as many visitors as possible.

If the spike in traffic is much larger than we expect, it is possible (but unlikely) that we may have to take drastic measures to keep our site online. As a very last resort, we may be forced to block access so unregistered visitors cannot read Democratic Underground. If you are registered and logged in to Democratic Underground, you will still be able to read and post.

To guarantee that you will be able to access DU on Tuesday, please make sure you know your username and password. And to make sure you always have access to your account, remember to keep your user information up-to-date.

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asthmaticeog  (1000+ posts)       Mon Mar-03-08 03:37 PM
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10. "Remember how your username is spelled"

I'm surprised more DUers don't have trouble with that, actually.

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Skinner ADMIN  (1000+ posts)       Mon Mar-03-08 03:42 PM
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12. People have a real problem remembering spaces, underscores, and hyphens.

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Husb2Sparkly  (1000+ posts)       Mon Mar-03-08 04:49 PM
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25. Username: Stinky ...... Password: Stinky ........ Attitude: Stinky

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The Straight Story  (1000+ posts)       Mon Mar-03-08 04:56 PM
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29. Just shut down gdp for the day ;)

Problem solved
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Re: Skins anticipating traffic congestion on Tuesday
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2008, 05:17:54 PM »

he has already limited his captives to 3 posts per day in GD:primaries . . . how could they have a problem?  that's 75% of the lunacy right there.


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Re: Skins anticipating traffic congestion on Tuesday
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2008, 06:24:10 PM »

he has already limited his captives to 3 posts per day in GD:primaries . . . how could they have a problem?  that's 75% of the lunacy right there.



You haven't been in the dungeon lately have you??
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Re: Skins anticipating traffic congestion on Tuesday
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2008, 06:50:56 PM »


Reporting for duty, sir!
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Re: Skins anticipating traffic congestion on Tuesday
« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2008, 07:49:51 PM »
That is so funny!

I've never been on a message board that had so many problems.  90% of their users are tombstones, how could they generate that much traffic?
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Re: Skins anticipating traffic congestion on Tuesday
« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2008, 07:51:09 PM »
That is so funny!

I've never been on a message board that had so many problems.  90% of their users are tombstones, how could they generate that much traffic?

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Re: Skins anticipating traffic congestion on Tuesday
« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2008, 08:05:22 PM »

he has already limited his captives to 3 posts per day in GD:primaries . . . how could they have a problem?  that's 75% of the lunacy right there.



You haven't been in the dungeon lately have you??

DU has a dungeon? :???:

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Re: Skins anticipating traffic congestion on Tuesday
« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2008, 08:42:02 PM »
That is so funny!

I've never been on a message board that had so many problems.  90% of their users are tombstones, how could they generate that much traffic?


mostly cause our side's talk show hosts make fun of them so much  :-)


but i loved this advice from Skinner:
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Re: Skins anticipating traffic congestion on Tuesday
« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2008, 08:43:08 PM »


Reporting for duty, sir!



i LOVE that..  :-)  but alas, there just arent enough hours in the day for me to have my fabulous life AND participate in the insanity site..

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Re: Skins anticipating traffic congestion on Tuesday
« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2008, 08:51:04 PM »
That is so funny!

I've never been on a message board that had so many problems.  90% of their users are tombstones, how could they generate that much traffic?

I have to agree; that gave me my laugh for the day. I am really in awe of the stupidity of DU and their numbnuts. I don't go there cause I do not want it to infect me.

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Re: Skins anticipating traffic congestion on Tuesday
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2008, 12:06:50 AM »
That is so funny!

I've never been on a message board that had so many problems.  90% of their users are tombstones, how could they generate that much traffic?

I have to agree; that gave me my laugh for the day. I am really in awe of the stupidity of DU and their numbnuts. I don't go there cause I do not want it to infect me.
I don't go there for much the same reason.
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