gigantic primitive being harassed by bill collectors; describes sex life (11-06)

[The Village Idiot]

LOL..I expected the same thing. 

Another idea on the cheating and not leaving thing, is I have a feeling that the gigantic one heaps an immense amount of guilt onto her shoulders. Some people really are motivated by that emotion and can be manipulated. They may want out, but instead resolve themselves to carrying on half a life, never quite being able to move out totally because she can't bear the guilt of feeling like a 'bad guy' for leaving his sorry ass in the dirt.

Fats Dummie doesn't work, how does he pay his share of the rent? Does he pimp the girl out to the roomate? Just wondering.

[franksolich]

Why is ginormous' handle different?

When the gigantic primitive took his leave of Skins's island, finding the primitives in general unkind to him, and moved to this other discussion site, he took the name of some obscure musician or songwriter or fantasy character or whatever.

[franksolich]

Fats Dummie doesn't work, how does he pay his share of the rent? Does he pimp the girl out to the roomate? Just wondering.

You and I are now paying Fats Dummio's rent.

He got on to social security disability a few months back.

[franksolich]

Another idea on the cheating and not leaving thing, is I have a feeling that the gigantic one heaps an immense amount of guilt onto her shoulders. Some people really are motivated by that emotion and can be manipulated. They may want out, but instead resolve themselves to carrying on half a life, never quite being able to move out totally because she can't bear the guilt of feeling like a 'bad guy' for leaving his sorry ass in the dirt.

I'm wondering if that's it, because the roommate Joe, a blimp himself, doesn't sound exactly much like Sir Lancealot.

[jtyangel]

I'm wondering if that's it, because the roommate Joe, a blimp himself, doesn't sound exactly much like Sir Lancealot.

Think of it this way, frank. If she got with him as the rotund man he is now promising her undying love and he to her, but with promises that he intended to improve, well, it's quite possible that he reminds her when she wants to leave of how she fell in love with him that way and she is being unfair and unfaithful to leave him based on that. Meanwhile, however, I am sure that the gigantic one has made excuses many times over for why he can't fulfill and be faithful and fair to the promises(lies maybe) he made to lure Jeanette in about his health and situation. IN other words he's a typical liberal, he probably expects far more from Jeanette and uses it against her in the form of guilt, then he thinks she should expect from him.

[Carl]

Think of it this way, frank. If she got with him as the rotund man he is now promising her undying love and he to her, but with promises that he intended to improve, well, it's quite possible that he reminds her when she wants to leave of how she fell in love with him that way and she is being unfair and unfaithful to leave him based on that. Meanwhile, however, I am sure that the gigantic one has made excuses many times over for why he can't fulfill and be faithful and fair to the promises(lies maybe) he made to lure Jeanette in about his health and situation. IN other words he's a typical liberal, he probably expects far more from Jeanette and uses it against her in the form of guilt, then he thinks she should expect from him.

Betting that he has beaten her self esteem to a point that she doesn`t believe she can do better.

[franksolich]

In other words he's a typical liberal, he probably expects far more from Jeanette and uses it against her in the form of guilt, then he thinks she should expect from him.

Madam, it appears you hit the bulls'-eye, which you do with uncanny regularity.

The gigantic primitive is the classic narcissist; the world and those in it were created for him, not he for the world and other people.

For some reason that eludes me, the gigantic primitive, who appears to have never given anything to anybody in his life, seems to think that the rest of us are obligated to give him all he wants, what he wants, for we having been graciously given the gift of the gigantic primitive.

[MrsSmith]

"Orbital sphere seeking planetary satellite.  Must have prior experience with beached animals and toilet wands."

 

[franksolich]

Frank, who is that in your avatar?

Chop off the ears, and get rid of the eyeglasses, and that would be franksolich.

With ears and eyeglasses, it's my fellow alum Skins.

[Zathras]

"Orbital sphere seeking planetary satellite.  Must have prior experience with beached whales and fire hoses."

Fixed

[GOBUCKS]

Maybe she is cheating with the housemate and he doesn't have the means to support her?  I don't know but just from the giants ramblings I get the very distinct impression that Jeanette is cheating.  I could be wrong but I'll bet I'm not.

I seriously doubt that Jeanette resembles the models in a Victoria's Secret catalog.

[kenth]

Wouldn't it be like a woman trying to wrestle with a stranded whale?

That's about as far as this imagination can go.

Hah. That mental roadblock comes down like a rockslide. Thank goodness.


* I cannot even dream of getting on my hands and knees.

Although there are some things that just cannot be unread. 

[The Village Idiot]

Chop off the ears, and get rid of the eyeglasses, and that would be franksolich.

With ears and eyeglasses, it's my fellow alum Skins.

Well after 9 years of running DU he is probably gray and wrinkly

[franksolich]

Well after 9 years of running DU he is probably gray and wrinkly

I'm older than my fellow alum Skins, but due to the practice of spartan austerity, I look younger than I am.

Decadence promotes ageing; non-decadence staves it off.

The first time I saw a photograph of my fellow alum, on freerepublic, it was a photograph of Skins holding up a pro-abortion sign at some sort of protest.

That photograph was larger and more detailed than the one above.

I was stunned.  Clip off the ears, get rid of the eyeglasses, and there was I.

[The Village Idiot]

In that pic he looks a lot younger than I imagined him. I always called him Principal Skinner, like from the Simpsons animated program,

[franksolich]

In that pic he looks a lot younger than I imagined him. I always called him Principal Skinner, like from the Simpsons animated program,

It's hard to tell about Skins, but I'm assuming mid 30s.

That's however being conservative; he could be late 30s.

[BlueStateSaint]

I seriously doubt that Jeanette resembles the models in a Victoria's Secret catalog.

Or Lane Bryant, for that matter.

[GOBUCKS]

Worst of all, any attempt to bear Jeanette's weight (barely over 150 lbs. at this point, which normally I would barely even feel) ends up putting stress on my shoulders which becomes so painful within the span of two minutes that I am forced to ask her to get off me.

He's trying to imply that some part of his anatomy extends beyond the blubber.
He may think he's porking Jeanette, but it's actually a sweaty roll of his own fat.

[Karin]

But I thought you wore your hair longer, Frank.  I've always pictured kind of like a Kurt Cobain, on a day in which he'd washed his hair.