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Offline thundley4

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Man Calls 911, Doesn't Know His Address
« on: November 05, 2009, 11:47:26 AM »
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GAINESVILLE, Fla. -- When you dial 911, there's certain things you have to do to make sure you get the help you need.
First, know your home address, and second, don't wait 45 minutes to dial 911.
Von Powell, 22, who lives near Gainesville, had a hard time doing both of those things after he said he was the victim of a home robbery.
The man also told police that one of the things stolen was his "personal stash" of marijuana.
When you're committing a crime and you're also the victim of a crime, it makes it difficult to call police.
"He let the responding deputies know that he was sitting on the couch drinking a beer, watching a movie and smoking a blunt," a deputy said.
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Re: Man Calls 911, Doesn't Know His Address
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2009, 12:07:52 PM »
What a dope.
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Re: Man Calls 911, Doesn't Know His Address
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2009, 12:26:04 PM »
Which Dummie was it?
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Re: Man Calls 911, Doesn't Know His Address
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2009, 12:28:40 PM »
Quote from: bijou on November 05, 2009, 12:07:52 PM
What a dope.

And he didn't even get sent back to the joint.
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Re: Man Calls 911, Doesn't Know His Address
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2009, 12:36:25 PM »
Talk about dropping a dime on yourself.
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Re: Man Calls 911, Doesn't Know His Address
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2009, 12:57:23 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on November 05, 2009, 12:36:25 PM
Talk about dropping a dime on yourself.

That's putting it bluntly.
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Re: Man Calls 911, Doesn't Know His Address
« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2009, 02:00:34 PM »
His brain wasn't exactly sparking up to bright was it?

Gainsville = University of Florida.
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Re: Man Calls 911, Doesn't Know His Address
« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2009, 03:23:11 PM »
This is a toke, right? Nobody can possibly be that stupid, right?
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Re: Man Calls 911, Doesn't Know His Address
« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2009, 03:26:00 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on November 05, 2009, 03:23:11 PM
This is a toke, right? Nobody can possibly be that stupid, right?
No it's real, the guy must have been influenced by friends who have led him ashtray.
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Re: Man Calls 911, Doesn't Know His Address
« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2009, 03:31:03 PM »
Quote from: bijou on November 05, 2009, 03:26:00 PM
No it's real, the guy must have been influenced by friends who have led him ashtray.

I dunno, bijou. I'd say this guy was more in line with the kind of dipstick one would see on Chuck Barris' The Bong Show.
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Re: Man Calls 911, Doesn't Know His Address
« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2009, 03:36:31 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on November 05, 2009, 03:31:03 PM
I dunno, bijou. I'd say this guy was more in line with the kind of dipstick one would see on Chuck Barris' The Bong Show.
I guess a criminal this stupid will get smoked out pretty quickly
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Re: Man Calls 911, Doesn't Know His Address
« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2009, 04:10:16 PM »
Quote from: bijou on November 05, 2009, 03:36:31 PM
I guess a criminal this stupid will get smoked out pretty quickly

Hey Bud!

Do you think his dope smoking stems from an OCD fixation on cannabis-cuits?
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Re: Man Calls 911, Doesn't Know His Address
« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2009, 04:14:15 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on November 05, 2009, 04:10:16 PM
Hey Bud!

Do you think his dope smoking stems from an OCD fixation on cannabis-cuits?

Did you just say cannabis-cuits?  You weeded that out of you-know-where...eh?
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Re: Man Calls 911, Doesn't Know His Address
« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2009, 04:15:54 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on November 05, 2009, 04:14:15 PM
Did you just say cannabis-cuits?  You weeded that out of you-know-where...eh?

The cannabis-cuits is necessary because there are roaches in the bulk flour.
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Re: Man Calls 911, Doesn't Know His Address
« Reply #14 on: November 05, 2009, 04:44:28 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on November 05, 2009, 04:15:54 PM
The cannabis-cuits is necessary because there are roaches in the bulk flour.


 :thatsright:  You just keep on rollin em out. 
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Re: Man Calls 911, Doesn't Know His Address
« Reply #15 on: November 05, 2009, 04:45:59 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on November 05, 2009, 04:44:28 PM

 :thatsright:  You just keep on rollin em out. 

Well, it's kinda easy when you know how to Zig Zag.
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Re: Man Calls 911, Doesn't Know His Address
« Reply #16 on: November 05, 2009, 04:52:10 PM »
Yeah, this is pretty pathetic.

But maybe not as bad as this rocket scientist:  http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,353896,00.html


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Re: Man Calls 911, Doesn't Know His Address
« Reply #17 on: November 05, 2009, 04:55:38 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on November 05, 2009, 04:45:59 PM
Well, it's kinda easy when you know how to Zig Zag.

If ya don't you might get hit,  or even worse, clipped. 
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Re: Man Calls 911, Doesn't Know His Address
« Reply #18 on: November 05, 2009, 08:55:13 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on November 05, 2009, 04:55:38 PM
If ya don't you might get hit,  or even worse, clipped. 

If I get hit, I swear I'm gonna shotgun the damn thing.
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Re: Man Calls 911, Doesn't Know His Address
« Reply #19 on: November 05, 2009, 09:09:11 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on November 05, 2009, 08:55:13 PM
If I get hit, I swear I'm gonna shotgun the damn thing.

Bogarting ain't right.  Under any circumstance. 
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Re: Man Calls 911, Doesn't Know His Address
« Reply #20 on: November 05, 2009, 09:19:38 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on November 05, 2009, 09:09:11 PM
Bogarting ain't right.  Under any circumstance. 

It's only a nickel's worth, bud.
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Re: Man Calls 911, Doesn't Know His Address
« Reply #21 on: November 06, 2009, 06:19:15 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on November 05, 2009, 09:19:38 PM
It's only a nickel's worth, bud.

Seems to be spreading,

911--I am calling to report an drunken driver and   [I am them ]
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Re: Man Calls 911, Doesn't Know His Address
« Reply #22 on: November 06, 2009, 06:35:15 AM »
Officers Cheech & Chong are still investigating the missing stash.
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Re: Man Calls 911, Doesn't Know His Address
« Reply #23 on: November 06, 2009, 05:21:38 PM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on November 06, 2009, 06:35:15 AM
Officers Cheech & Chong are still investigating the missing stash.

And code name "Hard Hat" is on the job too.




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Re: Man Calls 911, Doesn't Know His Address
« Reply #24 on: November 06, 2009, 05:27:24 PM »


"The television IS the marijuana..."
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