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Offline franksolich

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primitive wants to kill yeast
« on: November 04, 2009, 03:51:43 PM »
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Oh my.

The predicaments primitives get themselves into.

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ginnyinWI  (1000+ posts)        Wed Nov-04-09 11:36 AM
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I was sure I had killed the yeast.

I was making bread dough this morning and the dough was just sitting there in a lump and didn't look like bread dough at all--looked like pie crust or cookie dough. This was the kind of recipe where you mix the yeast into the flour dry and then add the liquid last. I thought it must have been too hot, although the thermometer said 105 degrees. So what did I do but mix up some more yeast with warm water and add it along with some more flour.

I just checked it--that baby is growing fast!! I hope this doesn't turn out like a scene from "The Blob". Double your yeast and you're in for an interesting time! At this rate I'll be putting it in the oven very soon.

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Warpy  (1000+ posts)        Wed Nov-04-09 02:22 PM
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1. Always give that unpromising lump of dough ample time to rise before you try to double the yeast.

The only funnier mistake is doubling the yeast at high altitude. It turns into an "I Love Lucy" episode real fast.

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Re: primitive wants to kill yeast
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2009, 05:42:07 PM »
Whew....I thought one of the DUmmie wymins had gotten a yeast infection. That couldda been nasty.
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Re: primitive wants to kill yeast
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2009, 05:49:05 PM »
Whew....I thought one of the DUmmie wymins had gotten a yeast infection. That couldda been nasty.


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Re: primitive wants to kill yeast
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2009, 07:26:40 PM »
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ginnyinWI  (1000+ posts)        Wed Nov-04-09 11:36 AM
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I was sure I had killed the yeast.

I was making bread dough this morning and the dough was just sitting there in a lump
:lmao: What else was she expecting it to do?
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Re: primitive wants to kill yeast
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2009, 09:32:24 PM »
Whew....I thought one of the DUmmie wymins had gotten a yeast infection. That couldda been nasty.

I have to admit, my first thought was 'What has yeast ever done to her, besides making her crotch smell bad and spew foam like an Air Force firetruck?'

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Re: primitive wants to kill yeast
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2009, 04:25:41 AM »
I have to admit, my first thought was 'What has yeast ever done to her, besides making her crotch smell bad and spew foam like an Air Force firetruck?'

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