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Awesome: Obama Saves 935 out of 508 Jobs!
« on: November 04, 2009, 12:34:21 PM »
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WASHINGTON — President Barack Obama's economic recovery program saved 935 jobs at the Southwest Georgia Community Action Council, an impressive success story for the stimulus plan. Trouble is, only 508 people work there.

The Georgia nonprofit's inflated job count is among persisting errors in the government's latest effort to measure the effect of the $787 billion stimulus plan despite White House promises last week that the new data would undergo an "extensive review" to root out errors discovered in an earlier report.

About two-thirds of the 14,506 jobs claimed to be saved under one federal office, the Administration for Children and Families at Health and Human Services, actually weren't saved at all, according to a review of the latest data by The Associated Press. Instead, that figure includes more than 9,300 existing employees in hundreds of local agencies who received pay raises and benefits and whose jobs weren't saved.
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Re: Awesome: Obama Saves 935 out of 508 Jobs!
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2009, 12:40:42 PM »
And don't forget, there's 56 more states to go after that one!
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Re: Awesome: Obama Saves 935 out of 508 Jobs!
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2009, 12:45:31 PM »

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Re: Awesome: Obama Saves 935 out of 508 Jobs!
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2009, 12:47:15 PM »
That's a pretty neat trick. Wish I was that good.
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Re: Awesome: Obama Saves 935 out of 508 Jobs!
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2009, 12:53:13 PM »
epic fail. :rofl:

too bad that's OUR money he's doing it with.
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Re: Awesome: Obama Saves 935 out of 508 Jobs!
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2009, 02:40:24 PM »
And don't forget, there's 56 more states to go after that one!

Haven't you heard? Due to budget cuts the US of A now has only 50 states. Seven had to be cut loose.....unfortunately SC wasn't one of them.
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Re: Awesome: Obama Saves 935 out of 508 Jobs!
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2009, 02:44:47 PM »
That's a pretty neat trick. Wish I was that good.

Accountants & Presidents can do that.
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Re: Awesome: Obama Saves 935 out of 508 Jobs!
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2009, 04:43:36 PM »
Accountants & Presidents can do that.

Sounds like to me the Zero needs to give back the money for his education he was cheated
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Re: Awesome: Obama Saves 935 out of 508 Jobs!
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2009, 04:51:52 PM »
Accountants & Presidents can do that.

Sucks. Don't want to be either of those. Guess I can't make up statistics and have people like the DUmmies believe them.
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Re: Awesome: Obama Saves 935 out of 508 Jobs!
« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2009, 05:16:15 PM »
Sucks. Don't want to be either of those. Guess I can't make up statistics and have people like the DUmmies believe them.

Make up any statistic you want and 76.2% of the DUmmies will believe it if they see it on teh interwebz.

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Re: Awesome: Obama Saves 935 out of 508 Jobs!
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2009, 05:20:10 PM »
Make up any statistic you want and 76.2% of the DUmmies will believe it if they see it on teh interwebz.

Based on what I saw before he went on ignore, so would our current troll.
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Re: Awesome: Obama Saves 935 out of 508 Jobs!
« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2009, 05:23:02 PM »
Based on what I saw before he went on ignore, so would our current troll.

That or I'd be accused of "hearsay."  :popcorn:
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Re: Awesome: Obama Saves 935 out of 508 Jobs!
« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2009, 06:49:30 PM »
Sounds like to me the Zero needs to give back the money for his education he was cheated

They tried to issue a refund but couldn't figure who to give the money back to because nobody knows who paid in the first place.
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Re: Awesome: Obama Saves 935 out of 508 Jobs!
« Reply #13 on: November 04, 2009, 07:22:02 PM »
That or I'd be accused of "hearsay."  :popcorn:

I'd still swear it's just his spelling that sucks ass:  I'm sure whenever he uses that word, he's just trying to write "HERESY".  :-)
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