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Offline thundley4

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Subway Cat tries a fundamental bouncy
« on: November 03, 2009, 06:56:32 AM »
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undergroundpanther (1000+ posts)             Mon Nov-02-09 08:50 PM
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WTF is it with people..two incidents
   

 
First incident happened last week...My friend sent me a frantic text for help.I couldn't do much to help him I was stranded at home and I had the flu in bed. It turned out he was harassed by some fanatic fundies. He said these people were threatening him,threatening to kill him if he refused jesus etc. Than one of these jerks casually moved his jacket aside revealing a concealed weapon, a gun.This happened in my town. At a Starbucks!I hope these ****tards never come around again.

Later that same week another friend and I were walking down the road when some shit head fundie in an SUV took his hands off his steering wheel in moving traffic, to make a cross with his index fingers as he yelled at us "You satanists go to hell!!!"
I just sorta stood there.It was so weird I had no retort.

WTF is it with the fanatics.
They seem to be itching for some trouble,just looking for anything any excuse and they'll go off on someone. I tell you some people on religion behave like they are high out of their minds,for them religion is actually their drug of choice and anything in the environment that isn't just like they are,and is not an addicted to the same belief system somehow threatens them. They panic like addicts when they can't get a fix. it's scary I tell ya. I have been chased by christian fanatics with knives before,a few years ago when I lived in a different town.
I do not want a repeat experience of that. I hope someone contains these belligerent fanatics out here before someone gets hurt.
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Codeine   (1000+ posts)           Mon Nov-02-09 08:50 PM
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1. I call bullshit, especially on the first incident. nt

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4. seems kinda delusional, i agree the first one sounds like a made for TV movie
   
not sure the points of this post whatsoever...

This one believes it's the fault of ex-military personnel .

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5. I thinkyou have a situation wherein young people went to Fundie religious
   
Edited on Mon Nov-02-09 08:59 PM by truedelphi
Services for years with mom and dad. Then upon graduating high school, they, like good little Christians everywhere, went over to serve in Iraq or Afghanistan, and kill themselves some Moslems for the betterment of The Christ.

And now they are home and they are itching to have the sort of authority that they had back in the war zone. Where every other night they had the thrill of knocking in someone's door, and screaming at everyone from the elderly granmas and granpas to the toddlers, to do as they were told.

Now they are HOME, and they have no where to cultivate those "job skills."

Can you even imagine what it would be like to be married to someone like this?
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Re: Subway Cat tries a fundamental bouncy
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2009, 07:13:02 AM »
I don't know why anyone would beleive the subway cat who lives somewhere near or in Aberdeen, MD pretty much at all.  I did some work in that area before I knew she was there, and scouted around a bit.  Suffice to say, everything she has ever said about that area is absolute crap.  There is not a homeless problem in the area, and there is not an unusual amount of churches.  Somehow, I was not accosted by anyone asking for money or trying to force conversions.
Either she is a liar or she is posting from an alternate universe.

As for the  second, the military presence there on Aberdeen consists mostly of officers training at the ordinanace officer school, security, and the personel responsible for operations and maintenance on APG.  I doubt most of them have ever kicked in a door, or have any desire to force anything on anyone.
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Re: Subway Cat tries a fundamental bouncy
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2009, 07:25:40 AM »
Classic projection.

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WTF is it with the fanatics.
They seem to be itching for some trouble,just looking for anything any excuse and they'll go off on someone. I tell you some people on liberalism behave like they are high out of their minds,for them liberalism is actually their drug of choice and anything in the environment that isn't just like they are,and is not an addicted to the same belief system somehow threatens them. They panic like addicts when they can't get a fix. it's scary I tell ya. I have been chased by liberal fanatics with knives before,a few years ago when I lived in a different town.
I do not want a repeat experience of that. I hope someone contains these belligerent fanatics out here before someone gets hurt.

See.  Change "Christian" to "liberalism" and it's automatically more believable.

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Re: Subway Cat tries a fundamental bouncy
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2009, 07:58:47 AM »
Quote from: Vagabond on November 03, 2009, 07:13:02 AM
Either she is a liar or she is posting from an alternate universe.

I'm not sure those two are mutually exclusive.

These bouncies weren't even entertaining.  She needs to try harder.  The ol' "drug dealers shot up my house" could be recycled.  That was fun for a few minutes.
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Re: Subway Cat tries a fundamental bouncy
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2009, 08:01:09 AM »
Hey lurking DUmmies how does it feel to have one of your most well known posters be recognized even among some of your own as a complete lunatic. :lmao:
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Re: Subway Cat tries a fundamental bouncy
« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2009, 08:11:21 AM »
Needs more latex...... :-)
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Re: Subway Cat tries a fundamental bouncy
« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2009, 08:19:32 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on November 03, 2009, 08:11:21 AM
Needs more latex...... :-)

that bonfire's still growing, but after the first few comments of criticism, the subway cat ran away from it, her tail between her thighs.
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Re: Subway Cat tries a fundamental bouncy
« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2009, 08:20:41 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on November 03, 2009, 08:19:32 AM
that bonfire's still growing, but after the first few comments of criticism, the subway cat ran away from it, her tail between her thighs.

Wouldn't that cause severe fur loss on the tail from the chafing?
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Re: Subway Cat tries a fundamental bouncy
« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2009, 08:33:03 AM »
hehe  This DUmmie is funny!

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14. I'd a totally opened up on then coffe shop guys!
 I'd be like "Yehaaaah!" and drop kick the gun guy without standing up and they'd be like "whoah, please" and I'd be like "have some coffee" and just splash them in the face and all and they'd be like "sorry sorry" and the shop would like be clapping and shit.

That would be so cool!

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18. I can drive with my dick.
 That's right. I'm not ashamed to say it. I've been hiding this skill for too long. Aw, it feels great to finally say it out loud! Also, I would totally open up on that guy in the van. I'd be all like throwing stars at his head, and he'd be all "ow, please, I can't see" and he'd crash into a car load of bankrobbers and the cops would be all "that was great, can you tech us?" and I'd like become a special agent cop guy and get an award from the mayor and shit.

That would be cool!

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22. Oh, shit, I forgot!
 "I guess they don't drink with you."

You know, cuz this is like another DUer's wierd/fake posts. Heh heh. yeah. Hm. Would have been funnier up-thread.

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Re: Subway Cat tries a fundamental bouncy
« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2009, 08:53:33 AM »
You BAPTIZE 'em first, THEN you kill 'em.

Duh!  ::)
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Re: Subway Cat tries a fundamental bouncy
« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2009, 08:58:54 AM »
Quote from: Splashdown on November 03, 2009, 08:53:33 AM
You BAPTIZE 'em first, THEN you kill 'em.

Duh!  ::)

Why waste the water?.......just sprinkle them with lead.
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Re: Subway Cat tries a fundamental bouncy
« Reply #11 on: November 03, 2009, 09:27:24 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on November 03, 2009, 08:58:54 AM
Why waste the water?.......just sprinkle them with lead.

'Course, you could sprinkle the lead with Holy Water, then use the lead . . .  :tongue:
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Re: Subway Cat tries a fundamental bouncy
« Reply #12 on: November 03, 2009, 10:06:48 AM »
It's worth it to row over and see all the comments.  Really funny.  I think subway is slipping into serious mental illness.  Not just a garden variety depression like they all get, but delusional schizophrenia. 
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Re: Subway Cat tries a fundamental bouncy
« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2009, 10:14:44 AM »
Life really has to sux when you're to crazy for the DUmp... :-)
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Re: Subway Cat tries a fundamental bouncy
« Reply #14 on: November 03, 2009, 10:27:31 AM »
Their getting better!

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36. I remember the time I was pistol whipped by a couple of Mormons.
 It was terrible! One of them knocked me to the ground and yelled "Don't make me get all Donny Osmond on your ass!" To this day, I have panic attacks whenever I see someone wearing a short sleeve store manager dress shirt and name tag!
 
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37. I'll never forget the time two buddhist monks whipped out a rocket launcher on me...
 because I refused to put any cash in their begging bowls.

I REALLY didn't expect a rocket launcher.

Because it was in an airport.

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Re: Subway Cat tries a fundamental bouncy
« Reply #15 on: November 03, 2009, 10:40:36 AM »
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Then upon graduating high school, they, like good little Christians everywhere, went over to serve in Iraq or Afghanistan, and kill themselves some Moslems for the betterment of The Christ.

This just exemplifies their nuttiness. They actually see Christians as the ones instigating some jihad on Muslims. I have always been interested in what makes people so weak-minded that they can allow themselves to be winned over by their own prejudice and delusions. As to the delphi idiot, if this was indeed some holy war it was started by your beloved fundy Muslims who declared Jihad on the US(not just Christians, but US citizens and that includes nutcases like you delphi) many years ago. When you consider how backward and detached many Arab nations have become, it's not hard to understand how the mindset in some areas there is that this is a score settling from 1000 years ago. Islam is a vengeful religion that projects their own bad behavior on others(unless you are Muslim female in which case you are the scapegoat for bad behavior). I won't go as far as to say it does not have it's place, however the secular version of it and the softened cultural version of it are far preferable to the fundy portion of it. I don't think you can say the same of strictly fundy Christians here. Most even in that extreme end up being isolationists rather then shit-stirrers.
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Re: Subway Cat tries a fundamental bouncy
« Reply #16 on: November 03, 2009, 12:58:27 PM »
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11. He should do what I do...just ignore them and pretend they're not even there
   
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Fundies simply want to get a rise out of people. That's why I simply ignore them and act as if I'm not even aware of them.

If I see one bothering people while waiting for a bus in downtown Pittsburgh, I simply walk away and move to another bus stop on the same line. If I see them in a public place, I ignore them or if they're rather boisterous, turn around to avoid them.

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12. It's even easier in this case
   
since they weren't there. The OP is cloudcuckooland fantasy.

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Re: Subway Cat tries a fundamental bouncy
« Reply #17 on: November 03, 2009, 01:01:53 PM »
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First incident happened last week...My friend sent me a frantic text for help.I couldn't do much to help him I was stranded at home and I had the flu in bed. It turned out he was harassed by some fanatic fundies. He said these people were threatening him,threatening to kill him if he refused jesus etc. Than one of these jerks casually moved his jacket aside revealing a concealed weapon, a gun.This happened in my town. At a Starbucks!I hope these ****tards never come around again.

I can see it now. A couple of guys with fedoras and trench coats and one Cuban in a white suit meet up of the cat friend.

Trench coat guy one: I'm Bugsy. We're here to convert you to Jesus, see?

Cat friend: You're funny.

Trench coat guy one: Funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you?

Cat friend: Uh. No. It's just that I don't like Jesus.

Trench coat guy one: Not very smart. Hell is hot. Maybe you want a hot time? Bull, show him the heater.

Trench coat guy two pulls back his trench coat to reveal a hand gun.

Cat friend: Is that a gun? You can't convert me with a gun.

Trench coat guy one <to the guy in the white suit>: Hey Tony, this guy don't like Jesus and says a gun can't convert him. What do you think?

Guy in the white suit: A gun can't convert him? I say he needs to say hello to my little friend.

As automatic shots ring out the screen fades to black.

In all seriousness, it appears as if UGP is at least making an attempt at reviving the creative Bouncy genre.
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Re: Subway Cat tries a fundamental bouncy
« Reply #18 on: November 03, 2009, 01:06:03 PM »
Oh my.

The subway cat came back.

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39. I am not lying about any of this

Make jokes about it,but these things HAPPENED. I am not asking for faith out of you, I wanted to SAY this happened to us. This incident has nothing to do with my mental state as you percieve it. It does have to do with the fact some extreme fanatics are dangerous and seem to be threatening at least where I am.I want those who decided to read this to be aware of this issue.
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« Reply #19 on: November 03, 2009, 02:40:10 PM »
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39. I am not lying about any of this

Make jokes about it,but these things HAPPENED. I am not asking for faith out of you, I wanted to SAY this happened to us. This incident has nothing to do with my mental state as you percieve it. It does have to do with the fact some extreme fanatics are dangerous and seem to be threatening at least where I am.I want those who decided to read this to be aware of this issue.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.  The first thing I do when confronted by someone with a gun is TEXT a friend!  How stupid does UP think the DUm...... 

Never mind.

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Re: Subway Cat tries a fundamental bouncy
« Reply #20 on: November 03, 2009, 02:52:53 PM »
Quote from: Texacon on November 03, 2009, 02:40:10 PM
Yeah, yeah, yeah.  The first thing I do when confronted by someone with a gun is TEXT a friend!  How stupid does UP think the DUm...... 

Never mind.

KC

Lol, my first thought was along those lines.

"zomg crzy fndie w/ gun tryna cnvrt meh!"
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« Reply #21 on: November 03, 2009, 03:04:20 PM »
Quote from: Chump on November 03, 2009, 02:52:53 PM
Lol, my first thought was along those lines.

"zomg crzy fndie w/ gun tryna cnvrt meh!"

 :lmao:

 :rotf:

I almost spit on the monitor!

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Re: Subway Cat tries a fundamental bouncy
« Reply #22 on: November 03, 2009, 04:07:00 PM »
Quote from: Chump on November 03, 2009, 02:52:53 PM
Lol, my first thought was along those lines.

"zomg crzy fndie w/ gun tryna cnvrt meh!"

You got that from:

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meow meow meow purrr hisssss hisss hisss!

Damn, you're a "cat whisperer!"  :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: ;) ;) ;)
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Re: Subway Cat tries a fundamental bouncy
« Reply #23 on: November 03, 2009, 04:25:59 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on November 03, 2009, 04:07:00 PM
You got that from:

Damn, you're a "cat whisperer!"  :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: ;) ;) ;)

You'd be amazed what you can learn from so many years of trying to decipher Henrietta *****cat, of Mr. Rogers Neighborhood fame.
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Re: Subway Cat tries a fundamental bouncy
« Reply #24 on: November 03, 2009, 04:33:48 PM »
I have a simple technique I've used with Jehovah's Witnesses:

JW: Do you ever read the Bible?

MSB: From time to time, yes.

JW: Well that's wonderful! And what do you think about the stuff you read about?

MSB: I dunno. Sometimes I think I want to be a better bunny but then I have doubts.

JW: What do you have doubts about?

MSB: I wonder if I want to be better because it's what is right and it's what I should do or if it's just because I'm just afraid of going to Hell.

JW: Well, you don't have to worry about THAT.*

MSB: No?

JW: *beaming* No! God loves us too much to send any to Hell. People don't spend eternity in Hell.

MSB: Really?

JW: Really.

MSB: Wow...

...well, see you at the titty bar.

*close door*



JW doctrine teaches lost souls do not reside in Hell for eternity, they are simply annihilation.
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