Burglar flees home in boxer shorts and woman's pink ball cap

[bijou]

Adrian police say a Detroit man broke into a house and tried to steal valuables from a woman's bedroom, before he was discovered and fled the house wearing only his boxer shorts and a pink baseball cap. ... The woman told police that she stepped outside and saw the suspect, who was wearing boxer shorts and her pink ball cap. She began to call the police, when the man started running west on Church Street. The woman told police that she and her daughter, joined by neighbors, chased the suspect. The suspect then dropped the blanket he had been carrying and continued running west through the backyards between Church and Frank streets, according to the report.

When police caught Harris, according to the report, an officer asked him what he was doing. The suspect allegedly told the officer that he was from Detroit and was trying to walk home. He told the officer he didn't know where he was, according to the report. When the officer asked him where his clothes were and why he was running, the man said some girls had taken his clothes and he was chasing them to get his clothes back.
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Lame excuse of the day.

[Mr Mannn]

Lame excuse of the day.

He should have said, "I just took a shower, but forgot the towel was in the wash, so I'm running to dry off."

Still lame but better than his.