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Offline thundley4

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Intelligence Riddle
« on: October 31, 2009, 07:41:07 AM »

Barak Obama meets with the Queen of England.  He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do   you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"
 
"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround   yourself with   intelligent people."

Obama frowns "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"

The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an   intelligent riddle." The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send   Tony Blair in here, would you?"
 
Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?" The Queen smiles.
"Answer me  this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother
and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
 
Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be me."
"Yes! Very good," says the Queen.

Obama goes back home to ask Joe Biden, his vice president   the same   question.
 
"Joe. Answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
 
"I'm not sure," says Biden. "Let me get back to you on that one." He   goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can give him an answer.   Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in the   next stall. 
 
Biden asks Powell, "Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and   father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is   it?" 
Colin   Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"
Biden smiles, and says, "Thanks!" Then, he goes back to speak with Obama."Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Colin   Powell."

Obama gets up, stomps over to Biden, and angrily yells into his face,
"No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"
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Re: Intelligence Riddle
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2009, 08:00:09 AM »
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Classic!
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Re: Intelligence Riddle
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2009, 08:02:54 AM »
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Re: Intelligence Riddle
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2009, 09:12:26 PM »
I found it!  Was looking for this joke, and couldn't remember where I saw it.  YAY!
R.I.P. LC and Crockspot.  Miss you guys.

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“Political Correctness is about turning a blind eye to painful reality because your comfortable feelings are more important to you than saving lives and providing quality of life to people who work their ass off to be productive and are a benefit to this great American Dream"  ~Ted Nugent