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Offline thundley4

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DUmmies are addicts
« on: October 30, 2009, 12:27:37 PM »
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bananas   (1000+ posts)           Fri Oct-30-09 11:22 AM
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Scientists claim junk food is as addictive as heroin
(some article follows)
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=228x58426

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rd_kent (1000+ posts)           Fri Oct-30-09 11:25 AM
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1. I can attest....do NOT get me near cheetos after a joint.....

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Fridays Child   (1000+ posts)             Fri Oct-30-09 11:35 AM
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7. Do not get me near Cheetos, period--at least, not Flamin' Hot Cheetos.
   
I am in danger of permanently dying my fingertips red.

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rd_kent (1000+ posts)           Fri Oct-30-09 12:07 PM
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15. I have had to resort to buy only the small bags one finds near the check out counter
   
Doesnt matter if its the tiniest lunch box size bag or the monster bag from costco, if I open it, they are gone......

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SoxFan   (1000+ posts)           Fri Oct-30-09 11:27 AM
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2. I see lots of destitute people in alleys looking for a Ring Ding.
Leave the bobbling primitive out of this.

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jaksavage   (815 posts)           Fri Oct-30-09 11:41 AM
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10. Bar B Qued potato chips
   
are not junk food....

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kestrel91316   (1000+ posts)             Fri Oct-30-09 12:27 PM
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18. I know this to be a fact when it comes to me and potato chips or Cheetos.

A very small bonfire, but they sure fall into the stereotype of Cheeto loving  DUmmies.
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Re: DUmmies are addicts
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2009, 12:35:34 PM »
Doesn't it take a good deal of money to smoke dope, etc. on a regular daily basis?  Shouldn't that money be going towards Little Goon health care, which, if one reads Little Goon websites, is lead to believe is the most important aspect of life?  Positively all-consuming?  THE ONLY thing that matters every minutes of everyday?

And if Little Goons can afford dope but cannot afford routine medical attention, and if society must pay for Little Goons routine medical attention while the Little Goons go on and smoke dope everyday, isn't it really a fact that all society is really doing is making it so Little Goons can afford dope?  Universal DopeCare.   
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Re: DUmmies are addicts
« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2009, 12:56:42 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on October 30, 2009, 12:35:34 PM
Doesn't it take a good deal of money to smoke dope, etc. on a regular daily basis?  Shouldn't that money be going towards Little Goon health care, which, if one reads Little Goon websites, is lead to believe is the most important aspect of life?  Positively all-consuming?  THE ONLY thing that matters every minutes of everyday?

And if Little Goons can afford dope but cannot afford routine medical attention, and if society must pay for Little Goons routine medical attention while the Little Goons go on and smoke dope everyday, isn't it really a fact that all society is really doing is making it so Little Goons can afford dope?  Universal DopeCare.   
I know people who smoke pot almost like cigarettes. They are always pawning everything and getting them out at the end of the month so they'll have something else to pawn later. Haven't seen that PS3 all month. Once in a while they lose some of their pawned items. It never occurs to them to spend less on the drugs, or beer. They have cut back on what they spend on the kids, at least the younger ones.

They let the SUV be re-posessed... or posessed after getting a loan on it. Now they're looking for a Kia or something cheap.
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Re: DUmmies are addicts
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2009, 01:03:02 PM »
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rd_kent (1000+ posts)           Fri Oct-30-09 11:25 AM
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1. I can attest....do NOT get me near cheetos after a joint.....

We need a dancing Cheetos smilie.
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Re: DUmmies are addicts
« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2009, 01:08:22 PM »
What a good find after all the jokes about Cheetos!  Myself, I do not care for Cheetos at all. 

FGL, you tell a terrible story.  Not that you're a terrible story teller!   :-)
I've known people who treat a pipe-ful as a morning cup of coffee.  Responsible people.  How can they function?  I don't know. 
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Re: DUmmies are addicts
« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2009, 01:40:24 PM »
Quote from: Karin on October 30, 2009, 01:08:22 PM
What a good find after all the jokes about Cheetos!  Myself, I do not care for Cheetos at all. 

FGL, you tell a terrible story.  Not that you're a terrible story teller!   :-)
I've known people who treat a pipe-ful as a morning cup of coffee.  Responsible people.  How can they function?  I don't know. 

Ah, the good ol' "wake and bake."  I know people who never would have gotten through college without it.  It's a mystery.
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Re: DUmmies are addicts
« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2009, 01:46:45 PM »
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rd_kent (1000+ posts)           Fri Oct-30-09 11:25 AM
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1. I can attest....do NOT get me near cheetos after a joint.....

 :lmao:

The only way that could be better was if it had referred to posting from Mom's basement!
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Re: DUmmies are addicts
« Reply #7 on: October 30, 2009, 02:02:49 PM »
Quote from: Odin's Hand on October 30, 2009, 01:03:02 PM
We need a dancing Cheetos smilie.

Don't have one, but I'll post the Cheeto girl:

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Re: DUmmies are addicts
« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2009, 02:12:35 PM »
Quote from: SherryBaby on October 30, 2009, 01:40:24 PM
Ah, the good ol' "wake and bake."  I know people who never would have gotten through college without it.  It's a mystery.

DUmmies might as well face it; they're addicted to lies.....

sounds like a song
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Re: DUmmies are addicts
« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2009, 05:42:05 PM »
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rd_kent (1000+ posts)           Fri Oct-30-09 11:25 AM
1. I can attest....do NOT get me near cheetos after a joint.....

I have no desire to commit a DUmb felony buying or using illegal drugs, but I can knock off a family size bag of Cheetos watching a single football game. After all, they're 98% air anyway, right?
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Re: DUmmies are addicts
« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2009, 06:06:01 PM »

You're welcome! :-)
« Last Edit: October 30, 2009, 06:08:35 PM by mamacags »
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Re: DUmmies are addicts
« Reply #11 on: October 30, 2009, 07:10:07 PM »
Next time anyone is eating some puffed Cheetos. Spark up the old Bic lighter to one end. You'll get an instant lesson on the meaning of calories.   :-)
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Re: DUmmies are addicts
« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2009, 07:15:43 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on October 30, 2009, 06:06:01 PM

I have no desire to commit a DUmb felony buying or using illegal drugs, but I can knock off a family size bag of Cheetos watching a single football game. After all, they're 98% air anyway, right?

UM..... UM..... Yeah, sure... sure they are.... yessireebob.... 98% air....
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