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Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
« on: October 30, 2009, 10:30:41 AM »
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A woman whose shoplifting bid was thwarted by employees at a Kentucky lingerie shop fled the store Monday night wearing only a hoodie and two pairs of stolen thongs. According to police, Kendra Clem, 23, was trying on garments in a dressing room at Intimate Apparel in Lexington when employees became concerned that she was trying to pinch items. When workers confronted Clem, she allegedly shoved Becky Howard, the store's owner, which prompted a clerk to pepper spray Clem. After a scuffle, Clem fled the business, leaving behind her purse, ID, and the sweatpants and underwear she wore into the establishment. Howard told TSG that the stolen thongs--one white, one pink--cost $22.99 and $18.99 respectively. ...



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Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2009, 10:36:38 AM »
Totally misunderstood, "Hey baby, why don't you wear something hot tonight."
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Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2009, 10:40:33 AM »
I guess the store manager just couldn't turn the other cheek.
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Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2009, 10:42:36 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on October 30, 2009, 10:40:33 AM
I guess the store manager just couldn't turn the other cheek.
I'm just glad they were able to crack the case.
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Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2009, 10:58:17 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on October 30, 2009, 10:42:36 AM
I'm just glad they were able to crack the case.


The perp might've gotten away with it, but she was just a hair too late.
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Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2009, 11:06:15 AM »
She didn't run off with a lot of booty either.
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Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2009, 11:08:15 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on October 30, 2009, 10:58:17 AM
The perp might've gotten away with it, but she was just a hair too late.
Maybe she was just getting behind in her work.
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Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
« Reply #7 on: October 30, 2009, 11:27:18 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on October 30, 2009, 11:08:15 AM
Maybe she was just getting behind in her work.


What a panty waste.
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Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2009, 11:29:02 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on October 30, 2009, 11:27:18 AM
What a panty waste.
She'll be in for a wad of trouble.
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Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2009, 11:35:49 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on October 30, 2009, 11:08:15 AM
Maybe she was just getting behind in her work.


OR maybe she got some work in her behind.
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Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2009, 11:37:45 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on October 30, 2009, 11:35:49 AM
OR maybe she got some work in her behind.
Such charges are assinine, or a ten.   :-)
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Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
« Reply #11 on: October 30, 2009, 11:40:02 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on October 30, 2009, 11:29:02 AM
She'll be in for a wad of trouble.


I wondered about that briefly.
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Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2009, 11:40:22 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on October 30, 2009, 11:35:49 AM
OR maybe she got some work in her behind.

are you being tongue-in-cheek?
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Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
« Reply #13 on: October 30, 2009, 11:41:03 AM »
You know this isn't just something you can floss over.
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Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
« Reply #14 on: October 30, 2009, 11:41:46 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on October 30, 2009, 11:40:02 AM
I wondered about that briefly.
Ah another pun on the fly.
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Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
« Reply #15 on: October 30, 2009, 11:42:35 AM »
Quote from: SherryBaby on October 30, 2009, 11:40:22 AM
are you being tongue-in-cheek?
Ewwwwww...can't bare the thought.
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« Reply #16 on: October 30, 2009, 11:44:34 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on October 30, 2009, 11:41:46 AM
Ah another pun on the fly.


We gotta band together, ya know...
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Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
« Reply #17 on: October 30, 2009, 11:49:14 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on October 30, 2009, 11:44:34 AM
We gotta band together, ya know...
I'm sure the perp will come up with some sad tail to tell.
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« Reply #18 on: October 30, 2009, 11:51:23 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on October 30, 2009, 11:49:14 AM
I'm sure the perp will come up with some sad tail to tell.


Butt I doubt she will get much sympathy.
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Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
« Reply #19 on: October 30, 2009, 11:52:28 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on October 30, 2009, 11:51:23 AM
Butt I doubt she will get much sympathy.
Nope.  She'll be in a cr*pload of trouble.
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Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
« Reply #20 on: October 30, 2009, 11:54:36 AM »
She'll reap the Fruit of her Loom.
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Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
« Reply #21 on: October 30, 2009, 12:02:10 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on October 30, 2009, 11:54:36 AM
She'll reap the Fruit of her Loom.
Not sure if the store would cotton to that sort of thing.
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« Reply #22 on: October 30, 2009, 12:19:54 PM »
I'm sure they're some crack detectives on the case.
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Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
« Reply #23 on: October 30, 2009, 12:31:13 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on October 30, 2009, 12:19:54 PM
I'm sure they're some crack detectives on the case.
5yd penalty for illegal re-use of a pun word.   :rulez:

I wonder if there has been a string of such crimes in the area.
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Re: Thong Theft Thwarted (with pic goodness)
« Reply #24 on: October 30, 2009, 12:33:12 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on October 30, 2009, 12:31:13 PM
5yd penalty for illegal re-use of a pun word.   :rulez:

I wonder if there has been a string of such crimes in the area.

That was a cheeky infringement of the rules.
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