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primitives discuss Wal-Mart selling caskets
« on: October 29, 2009, 03:08:29 PM »
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Craftsman (855 posts)      Thu Oct-29-09 12:04 PM
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Walmart Is Now Selling Caskets Online, EKK!!!!!

http://www.walmart.com/search/search-ng.do?search_const...

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Blue-Jay  (1000+ posts)      Thu Oct-29-09 12:05 PM
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1. Can I get one with the WalMart smiley face on it?

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Craftsman (855 posts)      Thu Oct-29-09 12:06 PM
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2. Always Low Prices, about 6 feet under

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derby378  (1000+ posts)        Thu Oct-29-09 12:06 PM
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3. There's a discount casket store just down the street from our home

So I guess I'm used to the concept already.

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tammywammy  (1000+ posts)      Thu Oct-29-09 12:07 PM
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4. Costco has sold caskets for years.

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Kalyke  (1000+ posts)      Thu Oct-29-09 12:33 PM
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14. Are they branded as "Caskco?"

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Laf.La.Dem.  (526 posts)      Thu Oct-29-09 12:07 PM
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5. I assume made out of the country

China??

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Blue-Jay  (1000+ posts)      Thu Oct-29-09 12:09 PM
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7. It's not like the lead-based paint is going to kill anyone.

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tammywammy  (1000+ posts)      Thu Oct-29-09 12:10 PM
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8. 1 is made in Canada, the rest the United States

It's listed, and I looked since you asked.

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OneTenthofOnePercent (724 posts)      Thu Oct-29-09 12:08 PM
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6. Some funeral homes will not assume the risk of "cheap caskets"

So they will not handle them. I think it's a load of crap.

What are the odds a casket will fall apart in under a week?

I think it's just a cover to get distressed peopl eto buy their overpriced death boxes. 

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woodsprite  (1000+ posts)      Thu Oct-29-09 12:48 PM
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16. In my mom's end-of-life planning, she printed out a casket that she found in perusing the web. I had a printout of it when we went to the funeral home to show him the type/style. The last thing on my mind was price. We were there to make arrangements after she died and I showed him the casket she wanted. He said "Well, we don't have that particular one. We use this manufacturer, but since you have the price listed, I'll discount the casket to meet that printed cost."

Who have ever thought of 'shopping' casket prices? I hadn't. I was taken off guard that they discounted it by $750. My SIL had gotten rid of the gown my Mom had chosen to wear, so I had to go find something. The funeral home didn't have any 'funeral dress/negligee' that fit my Mom's color/design wish - we would have had to settle for something. I ended up finding one that she would have loved at Macy's that was marked down at the register from $159 to $17. She was always so worried we'd spend too much on her funeral. The family joked that she may have had a hand in guiding the process.

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Spinzonner (1000+ posts)       Thu Oct-29-09 12:49 PM
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17. Well, it's not like they can sell them with a lifetime gurarantee.

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Contrary1  (1000+ posts)      Thu Oct-29-09 12:11 PM
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9. Save money...

Live Die better.

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SacredCow  (1000+ posts)        Thu Oct-29-09 12:17 PM
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10. I can't buy one where I live....

It's illegal for anyone other than a licensed mortuary to sell caskets in Louisiana.

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Skidmore  (1000+ posts)        Thu Oct-29-09 12:18 PM
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11. They're just looking forward, anticipating market share. You know, we Boomer are going to start to keel over soon, perhaps with a little help from the insurance industry and its bought and paid for legislators.

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DURHAM D (1000+ posts)      Thu Oct-29-09 12:26 PM
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12. Sorry but I don't have a problem with this. 

I can not imagine being able to come up with a defense for the ridiculously high cost of a burial in this country. They make survivors feel guilty and empty your checkbook. I would rather swim with hungry sharks.

I don't like Walmart but I prefer them over the funeral homes.

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Myrina  (1000+ posts)      Thu Oct-29-09 12:29 PM
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13. Pretty soon, they will have every dime we make ...

... from cribs and diapers, through to caskets. Our entire lives, all of our income. To Wal Mart.

Ain't unfettered capitalism grand?

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Nye Bevan  (1000+ posts)      Thu Oct-29-09 12:57 PM
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18. Good for them.

Bad news for funeral homes that make huge profit margins from ridiculously overpriced caskets by guilt-tripping the family of the deceased when they are grieving and vulnerable.

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Dreamer Tatum  (1000+ posts)        Thu Oct-29-09 01:11 PM
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21. But you're putting mom & pop leeches out of business

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aikoaiko  (1000+ posts)      Thu Oct-29-09 01:00 PM
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19. I already told my wife -- no coffin -- just lay me out on a table and then turn me into ashes. 
 
If my funeral costs more than 1k, I will be an unhappy ghost.

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nykym (410 posts)        Thu Oct-29-09 01:09 PM
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20. Now that's what I call

Cradle to Grave marketing!

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Vinca  (1000+ posts)      Thu Oct-29-09 01:12 PM
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22. What the heck is a "memory tube?"

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callous taoboy (1000+ posts)      Thu Oct-29-09 01:16 PM
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24. Just put me in a burlap sack and plant me under banyan tree.

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Hubert Flottz  (1000+ posts)        Thu Oct-29-09 01:30 PM
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25. I looked for those in the pots and pans department and didn't see them.

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eShirl  (1000+ posts)      Thu Oct-29-09 01:42 PM
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26. try the Tupperware aisle

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slackmaster  (1000+ posts)      Thu Oct-29-09 02:45 PM
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33. Try aisle 3 in the Grocery Department - Coffee, Tea and Spices

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The Straight Story  (1000+ posts)        Thu Oct-29-09 01:45 PM
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27. Can I return later if it is not comfortable enough?

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cayanne  (401 posts)        Thu Oct-29-09 02:16 PM
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28. So does Costco

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woo me with science  (1000+ posts)      Thu Oct-29-09 02:33 PM
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29. They'll probably decompose before the body and leach mercury & melamine into the ground.

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fascisthunter  (1000+ posts)      Thu Oct-29-09 02:35 PM
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30. profiting from the dead

a niche that never goes away. I guess due to all the poverty here in the US, Walmart believes regular folks will need a discount to purchase caskets for themselves. How touching of Walmart, always thinking of the consumer.

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tammywammy  (1000+ posts)      Thu Oct-29-09 02:40 PM
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31. Do you feel the same about Costco? They sell caskets as well.

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rucky  (1000+ posts)        Thu Oct-29-09 02:42 PM
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32. Those were supposed to be saved for the employees...they took life insurance policies out on.

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question everything  (1000+ posts)        Thu Oct-29-09 03:26 PM
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34. Why not? Mourners often shell thousands of dollars because, in their grief, they are in no position to search for something that will naturally decompose in the soil.

Does one really need those fancy metal caskets to be buried for eternity?
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Re: primitives discuss Wal-Mart selling caskets
« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2009, 03:14:57 PM »
Think of the carbon footprint of a casket....DUmmies should all go "green" and rot in the woods...it would be good for the wildlife, the trees and the 'planet'.
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Re: primitives discuss Wal-Mart selling caskets
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2009, 03:22:45 PM »
http://www.wovenwickercoffins.com/

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And then there's:
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Re: primitives discuss Wal-Mart selling caskets
« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2009, 03:39:18 PM »
http://www.wovenwickercoffins.com/

And then there's:http://www.nytimes.com/2005/08/13/national/13cemetery.html

I wanna be buried in something like that, or, just wrap me up in a sheet and throw my my ass in the hole.

I do not want to be buried in a friggin' Titanium, or whatever they use, casket that'll be around for hundreds of years.
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Re: primitives discuss Wal-Mart selling caskets
« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2009, 03:42:57 PM »
When will they sell Tombstones?

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Re: primitives discuss Wal-Mart selling caskets
« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2009, 03:45:58 PM »
When will they sell Tombstones?



Sears, Roebuck used to sell tombstones by mail-order, during the first part of the last century.
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Re: primitives discuss Wal-Mart selling caskets
« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2009, 03:50:27 PM »
I have to say, they came up with some of the lamest jokes, ever. 
What is a funeral negligee?  (From the OP).  Did they really put mom in pajamas?  Is that customary in certain parts of the country?  Where I'm from, you dress them in something nice enough to go to church in.  Some people are getting away from that.  If I laid out my husband in anything but golf wear, he will haunt me the rest of my days. 

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« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2009, 03:58:18 PM »
I have to say, they came up with some of the lamest jokes, ever. 
What is a funeral negligee?  (From the OP).  Did they really put mom in pajamas?  Is that customary in certain parts of the country?  Where I'm from, you dress them in something nice enough to go to church in.  Some people are getting away from that.  If I laid out my husband in anything but golf wear, he will haunt me the rest of my days.

I've read the term "funeral negligee" before.

Shock, especially at a sudden and unexpected death, does things to one.

When one of my older brothers died (at home, in his sleep, of cardiac arrest, aged 40), after I went through the formalities with the county sheriff and county attorney and the body could be removed, the funeral director said he needed a suit to go with the body.

Oh, I said, and opened the closet door.

Wherein hung only my late brother's baseball uniform, nothing else.

I was confused (his home was new territory to me), because my late brother had of course used other clothing, but there was nothing else to be seen.  I gave the baseball uniform to the funeral director, saying, "Well, this will have to do, I suppose."

And so my brother was buried in his baseball uniform, and everybody thought that was such a great idea, such a wonderful idea, and complimented me on thinking of it.

As it later turned out, his clothes were in other closets; it had never occurred to me that one would keep one's clothes in more than one closet, but then and again, this brother had been affluent, and I had always lived the spartan life.
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Re: primitives discuss Wal-Mart selling caskets
« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2009, 04:23:23 PM »
Frank, your avatar.................................... :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: primitives discuss Wal-Mart selling caskets
« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2009, 04:25:08 PM »
Frank, your avatar.................................... :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

I'll replace it with something more tasteful after this thread has at least 100 "reads."

It's a marketing ploy, remember, to draw attraction to a particular thread, in this case this one.
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Re: primitives discuss Wal-Mart selling caskets
« Reply #10 on: October 29, 2009, 04:47:17 PM »
Think of the carbon footprint of a casket....DUmmies should all go "green" and rot in the woods...it would be good for the wildlife, the trees and the 'planet'.

There was a battle in Texas over the sales of discount caskets, undertakers fought tooth and nail, I dunno what the outcome was.

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Re: primitives discuss Wal-Mart selling caskets
« Reply #11 on: October 29, 2009, 05:08:00 PM »
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11. They're just looking forward, anticipating market share. You know, we Boomer are going to start to keel over soon, with alot of help from Obamacare and its bought and paid for kook legislators.

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Re: primitives discuss Wal-Mart selling caskets
« Reply #12 on: October 29, 2009, 05:29:45 PM »
As soon as I read this thread's headline I knew there would be a shroud of controversy.

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« Reply #13 on: October 29, 2009, 05:40:08 PM »
As soon as I read this thread's headline I knew there would be a shroud of controversy.

You just couldn't vault over the chance to make a pun, could you?

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Re: primitives discuss Wal-Mart selling caskets
« Reply #14 on: October 29, 2009, 05:43:51 PM »
As soon as I read this thread's headline I knew there would be a shroud of controversy.

Well you can just throw a few shovels full of dirt on it to cover it up.

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Re: primitives discuss Wal-Mart selling caskets
« Reply #15 on: October 29, 2009, 06:03:07 PM »
Why are they worried about caskets ? I told my folks to throw my carcass in the nearest active valcano.  Good to know how your going to spend eternity.  What the hell is a banyan tree ?

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Re: primitives discuss Wal-Mart selling caskets
« Reply #16 on: October 29, 2009, 06:07:27 PM »
By the time I plan on kicking the bucket, I'd like to think I would have made my own casket.  A man's got to have something to spend his time on.

I'd have to learn how to sew if I want one of those fancy insides, though.
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Re: primitives discuss Wal-Mart selling caskets
« Reply #17 on: October 29, 2009, 06:13:26 PM »
Well you can just throw a few shovels full of dirt on it to cover it up.

Maybe this thread can be buried on page 2 . . .


. . . or not.
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Re: primitives discuss Wal-Mart selling caskets
« Reply #18 on: October 29, 2009, 06:15:24 PM »
Maybe this thread can be buried on page 2 . . .


. . . or not.

Are you trying to stiff us?

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Re: primitives discuss Wal-Mart selling caskets
« Reply #19 on: October 29, 2009, 06:27:01 PM »
This thread is decaying.
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Re: primitives discuss Wal-Mart selling caskets
« Reply #20 on: October 29, 2009, 06:39:14 PM »
This thread is decaying.

I'm mortified that this is the case.

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Re: primitives discuss Wal-Mart selling caskets
« Reply #21 on: October 29, 2009, 06:54:25 PM »
If these terrible puns keep up, there could be some pyre consequences.

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« Reply #22 on: October 29, 2009, 07:02:55 PM »
If these terrible puns keep up, there could be some pyre consequences.

Someone may blow a casket.
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Re: primitives discuss Wal-Mart selling caskets
« Reply #24 on: October 29, 2009, 07:14:55 PM »
By the time I plan on kicking the bucket, I'd like to think I would have made my own casket.  A man's got to have something to spend his time on.

I'd have to learn how to sew if I want one of those fancy insides, though.
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