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Re: KFC's Colonel Sanders tricks his way into UN to pose for 'official' photo
« Reply #25 on: October 27, 2009, 12:32:59 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on October 27, 2009, 12:29:52 PM
You'd probably just ought to just gizzard up. You know, capitulate. Throw in the towel.

We just can't have all this disjointed stuff.

Wattle we think?
Participation in these threads seems to be down feather we continue or not.
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Re: KFC's Colonel Sanders tricks his way into UN to pose for 'official' photo
« Reply #26 on: October 27, 2009, 12:34:40 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on October 27, 2009, 11:56:48 AM
None of their excuses will fly.


The UN will fry him.
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Re: KFC's Colonel Sanders tricks his way into UN to pose for 'official' photo
« Reply #27 on: October 27, 2009, 12:36:29 PM »
You two punsters, I guess I don't have wing or a prayer of catching up.
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Re: KFC's Colonel Sanders tricks his way into UN to pose for 'official' photo
« Reply #28 on: October 27, 2009, 12:37:38 PM »
Quote from: Ranger Rick on October 27, 2009, 12:36:29 PM
You two punsters, I guess I don't have wing or a prayer of catching up.
I guess we're all flocked aren't we?
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Re: KFC's Colonel Sanders tricks his way into UN to pose for 'official' photo
« Reply #29 on: October 27, 2009, 12:38:17 PM »
Quote from: Ranger Rick on October 27, 2009, 12:36:29 PM
You two punsters, I guess I don't have wing or a prayer of catching up.

There's plenty of room in the henhouse. All you've got to do is be willing to be one of the flock.
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Re: KFC's Colonel Sanders tricks his way into UN to pose for 'official' photo
« Reply #30 on: October 27, 2009, 12:46:31 PM »
I don't know about you, but puns are like poultry to me.
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Re: KFC's Colonel Sanders tricks his way into UN to pose for 'official' photo
« Reply #31 on: October 27, 2009, 02:37:23 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on October 27, 2009, 12:46:31 PM
I don't know about you, but puns are like poultry to me.
They're fun to read when you're cooped up all day.
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Re: KFC's Colonel Sanders tricks his way into UN to pose for 'official' photo
« Reply #32 on: October 27, 2009, 02:59:31 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on October 27, 2009, 02:37:23 PM
They're fun to read when you're cooped up all day.


If you're cooped up all day, you just get yourself a nice candle. And listen to the other 10,000 cacklers in your henhouse.

Before too long, it's soup time. And you won't even know it.  :evillaugh:
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Re: KFC's Colonel Sanders tricks his way into UN to pose for 'official' photo
« Reply #33 on: October 27, 2009, 04:45:56 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on October 27, 2009, 02:59:31 PM
If you're cooped up all day, you just get yourself a nice candle. And listen to the other 10,000 cacklers in your henhouse.

Before too long, it's soup time. And you won't even know it.  :evillaugh:

Man, you just keep dumpling em on..
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Re: KFC's Colonel Sanders tricks his way into UN to pose for 'official' photo
« Reply #34 on: October 27, 2009, 04:47:56 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on October 27, 2009, 04:45:56 PM
Man, you just keep dumpling em on..

It's the best I can stew!
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Re: KFC's Colonel Sanders tricks his way into UN to pose for 'official' photo
« Reply #35 on: October 27, 2009, 04:51:42 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on October 27, 2009, 04:47:56 PM
It's the best I can stew!

What the fricassee you talking about?????
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Re: KFC's Colonel Sanders tricks his way into UN to pose for 'official' photo
« Reply #36 on: October 27, 2009, 05:01:47 PM »
Is the head of security gonna get fried?
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Re: KFC's Colonel Sanders tricks his way into UN to pose for 'official' photo
« Reply #37 on: October 27, 2009, 05:28:32 PM »
Quote from: Hawkgirl on October 27, 2009, 05:01:47 PM
Is the head of security gonna get fried?
He'll be grilled first.
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Re: KFC's Colonel Sanders tricks his way into UN to pose for 'official' photo
« Reply #38 on: October 27, 2009, 07:32:10 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on October 27, 2009, 05:28:32 PM
He'll be grilled first.


By whom?  King Ranch????
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Re: KFC's Colonel Sanders tricks his way into UN to pose for 'official' photo
« Reply #39 on: October 27, 2009, 09:22:30 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on October 27, 2009, 05:28:32 PM
He'll be grilled first.


No, I think he'll be plucked first. Then grilled.
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Re: KFC's Colonel Sanders tricks his way into UN to pose for 'official' photo
« Reply #40 on: October 27, 2009, 09:39:15 PM »
He should be tarred and feathered!
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Re: KFC's Colonel Sanders tricks his way into UN to pose for 'official' photo
« Reply #41 on: October 28, 2009, 07:53:26 AM »
Pluck the UN....wring their necks.
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Re: KFC's Colonel Sanders tricks his way into UN to pose for 'official' photo
« Reply #42 on: October 28, 2009, 08:00:08 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on October 28, 2009, 07:53:26 AM
Pluck the UN....wring their necks.
I'm down with that.
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Re: KFC's Colonel Sanders tricks his way into UN to pose for 'official' photo
« Reply #43 on: October 28, 2009, 09:02:14 AM »
Doya think there'll be a large bill for the plucking?
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Re: KFC's Colonel Sanders tricks his way into UN to pose for 'official' photo
« Reply #44 on: October 28, 2009, 09:17:53 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on October 28, 2009, 09:02:14 AM
Doya think there'll be a large bill for the plucking?

It'll be chicken feed compared to what it cost us now.
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Re: KFC's Colonel Sanders tricks his way into UN to pose for 'official' photo
« Reply #45 on: October 28, 2009, 09:23:25 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on October 28, 2009, 09:17:53 AM
It'll be chicken feed compared to what it cost us now.

Yeah, we pay an awful lot of scratch for those yahoos in the U.N.
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Re: KFC's Colonel Sanders tricks his way into UN to pose for 'official' photo
« Reply #46 on: October 28, 2009, 10:17:46 AM »
Good to see a few more folks have pecked up on this thread.
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Re: KFC's Colonel Sanders tricks his way into UN to pose for 'official' photo
« Reply #47 on: October 28, 2009, 01:02:39 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on October 28, 2009, 10:17:46 AM
Good to see a few more folks have pecked up on this thread.


Well, it wasn't like we cordonbleued it off or anything.
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Re: KFC's Colonel Sanders tricks his way into UN to pose for 'official' photo
« Reply #48 on: October 28, 2009, 02:50:02 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on October 28, 2009, 01:02:39 PM
Well, it wasn't like we cordonbleued it off or anything.

Sorry, but that's just cheesy.
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Re: KFC's Colonel Sanders tricks his way into UN to pose for 'official' photo
« Reply #49 on: October 28, 2009, 09:44:56 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on October 28, 2009, 01:02:39 PM
Well, it wasn't like we cordonbleued it off or anything.
If you're not careful, we'll send you off to Kiev.
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