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KFC's Colonel Sanders tricks his way into UN to pose for 'official' photo
« on: October 27, 2009, 11:23:58 AM »

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Dressed in the fast food icon's familiar white suit and black bow tie, the actor evaded tight security to gain access to the restricted areas of the complex.

He even posed for a photograph with Ali Treki, the new president of the UN General Assembly, before the alarm was raised and he was ejected.


A spokeswoman for Ban Ki-moon, the UN secretary-general, yesterday said that an investigation had been launched into the security breach, which was dreamed up by KFC as a promotional stunt.

"It should not have happened – that I will stress, and very strongly," Michele Montas told Canwest News Service, the Canadian news agency. ...

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I wondered if he rehearsed this or if he was winging it.
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Re: KFC's Colonel Sanders tricks his way into UN to pose for 'official' photo
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2009, 11:29:29 AM »
Way to keep yourself aBREAST of current events.

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that I will stress, and very strongly

And the UN will write KFC a very strong letter, telling them how upset they are with KFC!
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Re: KFC's Colonel Sanders tricks his way into UN to pose for 'official' photo
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2009, 11:32:58 AM »
Nah, I think he was wingin' it.

It must've been a pressure cooker, though, tryin' to get past all those oily characters in the U.N.
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Re: KFC's Colonel Sanders tricks his way into UN to pose for 'official' photo
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2009, 11:33:18 AM »
Quote from: bijou on October 27, 2009, 11:23:58 AM

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I wondered if he rehearsed this or if he was winging it.
His defense won't have a leg to stand on.
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Re: KFC's Colonel Sanders tricks his way into UN to pose for 'official' photo
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2009, 11:33:53 AM »
Keep us abreast of new developments.
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Re: KFC's Colonel Sanders tricks his way into UN to pose for 'official' photo
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2009, 11:34:49 AM »
And he really stuck his neck out on that one.

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Re: KFC's Colonel Sanders tricks his way into UN to pose for 'official' photo
« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2009, 11:35:20 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on October 27, 2009, 11:34:49 AM
And he really stuck his neck out on that one.


Oh, now that was fowl.
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Re: KFC's Colonel Sanders tricks his way into UN to pose for 'official' photo
« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2009, 11:36:17 AM »
the director of security ain't cacklin' no more - layin' an egg that size will cost him dearly.
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Re: KFC's Colonel Sanders tricks his way into UN to pose for 'official' photo
« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2009, 11:38:26 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on October 27, 2009, 11:36:17 AM
the director of security ain't cacklin' no more - layin' an egg that size will cost him dearly.
Hope he feathered his nest properly.
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Re: KFC's Colonel Sanders tricks his way into UN to pose for 'official' photo
« Reply #9 on: October 27, 2009, 11:48:38 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on October 27, 2009, 11:38:26 AM
Hope he feathered his nest properly.


I do too, but still doesn't have any lips.

That's a real problem.
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Re: KFC's Colonel Sanders tricks his way into UN to pose for 'official' photo
« Reply #10 on: October 27, 2009, 11:50:49 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on October 27, 2009, 11:36:17 AM
the director of security ain't cacklin' no more - layin' an egg that size will cost him dearly.
I expect his boss will be boiling mad.
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Re: KFC's Colonel Sanders tricks his way into UN to pose for 'official' photo
« Reply #11 on: October 27, 2009, 11:52:20 AM »
He's wishing for a bone - the kind of bone that is embedded in the breast.

But all he's gonna find is an empty rib or two. Thigh? Because he took his own drumstick and cock 'n doodled did.
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Re: KFC's Colonel Sanders tricks his way into UN to pose for 'official' photo
« Reply #12 on: October 27, 2009, 11:55:22 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on October 27, 2009, 11:52:20 AM
He's wishing for a bone - the kind of bone that is embedded in the breast.

But all he's gonna find is an empty rib or two. Thigh? Because he took his own drumstick and cock 'n doodled did.
Oh stop warbling.  You're just looking for a cheep laugh.
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Re: KFC's Colonel Sanders tricks his way into UN to pose for 'official' photo
« Reply #13 on: October 27, 2009, 11:55:29 AM »
Bet that breach is going to stick in the craw of security for quite some time.
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« Reply #14 on: October 27, 2009, 11:56:48 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on October 27, 2009, 11:55:29 AM
Bet that breach is going to stick in the craw of security for quite some time.
None of their excuses will fly.
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Re: KFC's Colonel Sanders tricks his way into UN to pose for 'official' photo
« Reply #15 on: October 27, 2009, 11:57:03 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on October 27, 2009, 11:55:22 AM
Oh stop warbling.  You're just looking for a cheep laugh.


 :-)  $1.95 is too much?

I'll have to take stock of the situation and pluck out the losers.
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« Reply #16 on: October 27, 2009, 11:58:33 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on October 27, 2009, 11:57:03 AM
:-)  $1.95 is too much?

I'll have to take stock of the situation and pluck out the losers.
Oh, so now you're gonna crow about it, eh?
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Re: KFC's Colonel Sanders tricks his way into UN to pose for 'official' photo
« Reply #17 on: October 27, 2009, 12:06:35 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on October 27, 2009, 11:34:49 AM
And he really stuck his neck out on that one.



At least he ain't a chicken!
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Re: KFC's Colonel Sanders tricks his way into UN to pose for 'official' photo
« Reply #18 on: October 27, 2009, 12:08:13 PM »
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At least he ain't a chicken!

No, he ain't a chicken. He's just a big Butterball - complete with injected vegetable oil.
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Re: KFC's Colonel Sanders tricks his way into UN to pose for 'official' photo
« Reply #19 on: October 27, 2009, 12:08:57 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on October 27, 2009, 12:08:13 PM
No, he ain't a chicken. He's just a big Butterball - complete with injected vegetable oil.
Well, I truss you know what you are talking about.
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Re: KFC's Colonel Sanders tricks his way into UN to pose for 'official' photo
« Reply #20 on: October 27, 2009, 12:11:00 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on October 27, 2009, 12:08:57 PM
Well, I truss you know what you are talking about.


Oh, get stuffed!
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« Reply #21 on: October 27, 2009, 12:16:26 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on October 27, 2009, 12:11:00 PM
Oh, get stuffed!
Ok, owl work on it.
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Re: KFC's Colonel Sanders tricks his way into UN to pose for 'official' photo
« Reply #22 on: October 27, 2009, 12:21:48 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on October 27, 2009, 12:16:26 PM
Ok, owl work on it.


Well ya better, we got standards to liver up to.
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Re: KFC's Colonel Sanders tricks his way into UN to pose for 'official' photo
« Reply #23 on: October 27, 2009, 12:24:14 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on October 27, 2009, 12:21:48 PM
Well ya better, we got standards to liver up to.
Eh, guess I'm just talon-ted.
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Re: KFC's Colonel Sanders tricks his way into UN to pose for 'official' photo
« Reply #24 on: October 27, 2009, 12:29:52 PM »
You'd probably just ought to just gizzard up. You know, capitulate. Throw in the towel.

We just can't have all this disjointed stuff.

Wattle we think?
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