Rudy is too dumb to be a DUmmie?
That is not possible. Don't forget, Doug's stupid ex-wife, the DUmbest person on all the internets, is a DUmmy. Actually, DUmmy Rudy is almost certainly a mole, considering his hilarious description of all the things the DUmp isn't.
Also, note that he properly refers to "toeing the line". Legitimate dimwit DUmmies invariably type "towing the line". I suspect a pizza delivery is imminent.