Dear DUmmies,
Fear not, you have options.
1. Get the **** out.
2. Kill yourselves.
The United States was founded on the shocking new principle that rational man should be able to achieve his own ends and destiny via free trade with other rational men, unfettered by government. Another shocking new principle that is the foundation of the United States is the idea that the government is answerable to the people. You fools would understand these simple, basic concepts if you were to actually read the Constitution and Declaration of Independence. You know, those documents you think every country has so they're probably all the same, right?
I've lived and traveled all over the world. There's a lot of cool stuff out there to see and do, lots of history and culture everywhere. Go do it. If you still think living in the United States isn't the best possible option available, well, stay gone please.