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Behold! The New Chaz Bono!
« on: October 23, 2009, 08:11:54 PM »
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It looks like Chastity Bono's transformation is just about complete.
Like we reported ages ago, C.B. was undergoing a sex-change operation, and the first pics have surfaced of Chaz looking, well, shall we say a bit manlier. We don't know if the operation's happened yet, but the recent pics look different, no?
Even though Bono's proposed reality show with Cher may not have been a success (since it never actually got picked up), it looks like all is going according to plan in his personal life. So what do you think of the new Chaz?
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Re: Behold! The New Chaz Bono!
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2009, 08:19:52 PM »
I don't get it. Why would a lesbian want to be a man(presumably with a weiner) so she/he/it can make it with women who hate weiner?
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Re: Behold! The New Chaz Bono!
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2009, 08:27:26 PM »
I don't get it. Why would a lesbian want to be a man(presumably with a weiner) so she/he/it can make it with women who hate weiner?

I would hypothesize that it's the same mental illness that lets someone believe cutting off their penis makes them a woman, or cutting off their breasts makes them a man.
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Re: Behold! The New Chaz Bono!
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2009, 08:39:26 PM »
When BNN covered the initial breaking of the story:

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Daughter of Sonny and Cher Undergoes Sex Reassignment
She was once known as Chastity–and not much about that will change–except now she is a he and he goes by the name Chaz.

“She just wanted somebody to bring her a ****ing beer for a change,” said a family friend.
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Re: Behold! The New Chaz Bono!
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2009, 08:45:23 PM »
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“She just wanted somebody to bring her a ****ing beer for a change,”
HA HA HA HA...  :lmao:
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Re: Behold! The New Chaz Bono!
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2009, 08:47:21 PM »
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“She just wanted somebody to bring her a ****ing beer for a change,” said a family friend.

And don't forget the sammich, dammit !!!

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Re: Behold! The New Chaz Bono!
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2009, 09:04:45 PM »
she needs more than a sex change to become attractive.....

bless her heart....
Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

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Re: Behold! The New Chaz Bono!
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2009, 09:24:59 PM »
The question before us is where's his clitoris?

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Re: Behold! The New Chaz Bono!
« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2009, 10:03:32 PM »
bless her heart indeed. :-)
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Re: Behold! The New Chaz Bono!
« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2009, 10:16:56 PM »
she needs more than a sex change to become attractive.....

bless her heart....
bless her heart indeed. :-)

Okay ladies...

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Re: Behold! The New Chaz Bono!
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2009, 01:16:02 AM »
:puke:
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Re: Behold! The New Chaz Bono!
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2009, 06:18:00 AM »
GASP-----this is the little girl all dressed in lace and ruffles that was the darling of her daddy, Bless her Heart.

Long history involved with this mad scientist idea.   Sigmon Freud  at one time convinced some woman to have their clitoris moved into the vagina.

The procedure Chaz opted for I have seen in medical films and it is very involved.

The labia become the testicles, the ureter is extended to fit into the brand new penis that if I remember correctly comes from turning the vagina inside out. The clitoris is transferred some how into the penis.

Mind you it has been 30 years since I say that film and the horror may have caused me to dis-remember some of it.

Much easier to turn a man into a woman then a woman into a man.

I can understand why Doctors are willing to do this procedure, they do so love tinkering with the human body. It is the patients I don't understand, why the need to go against nature in this way---Bless their hearts.

I never see anyone with an inborn talent for art or music that ignore the gift and become brick layers or mechanic's. This sex thing and search for the perfect sex life confounds me.

Woman that declarer they were born with the mind of a man forget all the woman that also lived lives doing manly things, Amelia Airheart,   our first female doctors, our first astronauts that were female.  The woman that lead troops into battle from bygone times to today.   Few of them tried to become anything other then what they were born to be.

Politically incorrect as I am, this is all about people that put their sex lives above all else. They feel that they have failed as the designated sex and the only way they will be happy is if they change and live as the opposite sex.

Once the procedure is done, then they have no choice but to prove to the world they made the correct decision. 

In my neck of the woods there was a big story of a local male that sued to have a separate bathroom where ever he worked as he went through the sex reassignment.
Lot's of money was raised for him to get the surgery to complete the change and all was well for a couple of years.

She now had a boyfriend and became upset if anyone pointed out that she was a gay male in a woman's body.   Last I heard she was now upset and realised she was not interested in woman, she was not a lesbian in a man suit, and it just got stranger every day.

All too strange for me, do I understand this aberration, heck NO.  It is not for me however to do more then wonder WHY and stand back, it is their lives and if they wish to be altered into a Polar Bear, good luck, and Bless their Hearts.





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Re: Behold! The New Chaz Bono!
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2009, 08:01:08 AM »


She now had a boyfriend and became upset if anyone pointed out that she was a gay male in a woman's body.   Last I heard she was now upset and realised she was not interested in woman, she was not a lesbian in a man suit, and it just got stranger every day.



Bless your heart.  I read this paragraph several times and I remain confused.

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Re: Behold! The New Chaz Bono!
« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2009, 02:34:07 PM »
Bless your heart.  I read this paragraph several times and I remain confused.

Male becomes a woman, dates men.  She cannot be a lesbian  as she doesn't date other woman.  She is now a woman so she dates men.   She cannot be gay as she is no longer a man.

Very easy to understand as we are told. Why even 5 year olds are being taught how to understand this in school.

For us who find it difficult to understand--that makes us insensitive to the needs of others --Bless their Hearts. 


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Re: Behold! The New Chaz Bono!
« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2009, 02:40:35 PM »
Male becomes a woman, dates men.  She cannot be a lesbian  as she doesn't date other woman.  She is now a woman so she dates men.   She cannot be gay as she is no longer a man.

Very easy to understand as we are told. Why even 5 year olds are being taught how to understand this in school.

For us who find it difficult to understand--that makes us insensitive to the needs of others --Bless their Hearts. 




Vesta....I think the lack of understanding came from your last paragraph. I read it several times too, and not sure what you were trying to say either.

When writing long posts, it helps to use spell check and proofread. I have to do it all the time, cause I think faster than I can type and I will leave words out that really need to be there.

I'm trying to be helpful, not critical....
Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

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Re: Behold! The New Chaz Bono!
« Reply #15 on: October 24, 2009, 02:52:35 PM »
Male becomes a woman, dates men.  She cannot be a lesbian  as she doesn't date other woman.  She is now a woman so she dates men.   She cannot be gay as she is no longer a man.

Very easy to understand as we are told. Why even 5 year olds are being taught how to understand this in school.

For us who find it difficult to understand--that makes us insensitive to the needs of others --Bless their Hearts. 



I know five year olds with better writing skills.  Bless your heart.

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Re: Behold! The New Chaz Bono!
« Reply #16 on: October 24, 2009, 03:10:21 PM »


WTF! Shows how much attention I pay to entertainment news.....I didn't even know about this metamorphasis going on till I read it here. What a mixed up child. I view sex change operations like this as a form of self-mutilation. No amount of physical change will cure the illness going on inside, bless her heart.
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Re: Behold! The New Chaz Bono!
« Reply #17 on: October 24, 2009, 04:14:11 PM »

Vesta....I think the lack of understanding came from your last paragraph. I read it several times too, and not sure what you were trying to say either.

When writing long posts, it helps to use spell check and proofread. I have to do it all the time, cause I think faster than I can type and I will leave words out that really need to be there.

I'm trying to be helpful, not critical....

 Thank you Debk, my problem is trying to explain a life style I am suppose to be sensitive to.   Sort of like a man expecting a woman to understand Blue Balls.

It is not just my paragraph that makes no since but the subject itself  confuses me to no end.

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Re: Behold! The New Chaz Bono!
« Reply #18 on: October 24, 2009, 04:38:35 PM »
If I were a woman, there ain't no way in hell that ugly would get between my legs.
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Re: Behold! The New Chaz Bono!
« Reply #19 on: October 24, 2009, 04:49:44 PM »
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Re: Behold! The New Chaz Bono!
« Reply #20 on: October 24, 2009, 05:24:13 PM »
If I were a woman, there ain't no way in hell that ugly would get between my legs.

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

As a woman Chaz was very pretty, nothing like her wild Mom but nothing to sneeze at.

As a man, gross, imagine that thing naked.

Why on earth would she feel better looking like Buba who never had a date at age 40.?

I would guess the drugs she now has to take for life have done much damage, she/he looks like a Chipmonk with those chubby cheeks.

However, if she/he is happy and healthy and lives an honest life then what the heck, long as she doesn't run for public office, then she actually becomes a pioneer into a world that is unknown to us. 

  Fancy that this may become a passing fad, remember not just 200 years ago that men wore makeup, fancy ruffles and powered wigs.--Gee some of the kids I see in town seem to be turning the clock back, Just fads they come and go.