Having been born and raised a Mountaineer, I can assure the DUmmy that he'll have a chance to avail himself of the Robert C. Byrd Healthcare System, at the Robert C. Byrd Medical Center, which is conveniently located on the Robert C. Byrd Scenic Highway. On the other hand, the Mountain State may have changed, since I don't recall ever seeing anyone like DUmmy ThomWV, wearing a necklace of self-extracted human teeth.