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Offline BEG

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Re: poll: do you fold contour sheets?
« Reply #25 on: October 22, 2009, 10:10:45 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on October 22, 2009, 10:07:56 PM
Your award-winning bush has been plucked?  I'm shocked.

I think the term you are looking for is deflowered.  :p
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Re: poll: do you fold contour sheets?
« Reply #26 on: October 22, 2009, 10:16:28 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on October 22, 2009, 09:45:19 PM
Nope, I already told you that I fold them like the professionals.... I even throw in a few fresh rose petals  between the layers to give it fragrance. Yep, I pluck a few petals from my award winning Rose bushes.  :lmao:
It's simpler to buy them already dried.   :-)
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Re: poll: do you fold contour sheets?
« Reply #27 on: October 22, 2009, 10:18:29 PM »
Quote from: BEG on October 22, 2009, 09:34:22 PM
You all are laundry losers.

Tonight is clean sheet night by the way. I  am laying in my gloriously clean bed that smells of original scent Downey. I know y'all are so jealous.   :p
Not really.  :tongue:   I usually hang the sheets out.  They come in smelling just exactly right, the way clean sheets should smell.  Especially this time of year, they come back in all crispy.  Downey is only for the worst part of winter, because frozen sheets are no fun!!   :-)
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Re: poll: do you fold contour sheets?
« Reply #28 on: October 22, 2009, 10:24:44 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on October 22, 2009, 08:41:27 PM
People have more than one set of sheets?  Y'all are rich!

 :-)

I don't remember folding the contoured sheets with the former Mrs. any special way.  Must have been a Wisconsin thing.
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Re: poll: do you fold contour sheets?
« Reply #29 on: October 22, 2009, 10:27:01 PM »
Quote from: MrsSmith on October 22, 2009, 10:18:29 PM
Not really.  :tongue:   I usually hang the sheets out.  They come in smelling just exactly right, the way clean sheets should smell.  Especially this time of year, they come back in all crispy.  Downey is only for the worst part of winter, because frozen sheets are no fun!!   :-)

You don't live in filthy CA, you wouldn't hang your sheets outside if you did.....trust me.
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Re: poll: do you fold contour sheets?
« Reply #30 on: October 22, 2009, 11:36:02 PM »
Downey - regular - must be in the rinse water for everything but the towels... :-)
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Re: poll: do you fold contour sheets?
« Reply #31 on: October 23, 2009, 06:22:15 AM »
I voted no...buit I kinda do...they just don't look nice.   I nicley fold the regula sheet and pillow cases that go with the set, then I "fold" the fitted sheet as well as I can, then tuck it and the pillow cases inside the flat sheet, making a package of all the matching bedding.  That way I don't have to try to find separate pieces.
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Re: poll: do you fold contour sheets?
« Reply #32 on: October 23, 2009, 07:52:55 AM »
Satin sheets are very easy to fold.  Just sayin'.   :uhsure:
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Re: poll: do you fold contour sheets?
« Reply #33 on: October 23, 2009, 08:04:41 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on October 22, 2009, 06:05:27 PM
The other day, in preparation for the long cold days of winter, I emptied the linen closets and washed all that was therein.  Some of these things hadn't even been used since the last time I laundered them, and in fact, some of these things have been washed, more than used.

It's just a habit of mine, wanting to be confident things are clean; a trauma left over from the socialist paradises of the workers and peasants with free medical care for all, in which case clothes were more likely to rot from dirt before one could wash them.

Anyway.

Contour bed-sheets have always been a problem for me.  My mother used to successfully fold them, and fold them flat and even and square, but not being observant when my mother was around, I didn't pay attention to how she did it.

When I fold them, they end up uneven and lumpy.

So I no longer fold them; I just bend them in half lengthwise, and then bend them in half again, and put them on clothes-hangers.  It looks more tidy that way.

P.S.  I suppose in some areas of the country, contour sheets are called "fitted sheets," in case one is confused by the terminology.
Hang them on clothes hangers????...never heard of that one...and Im OLD!...lol
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Re: poll: do you fold contour sheets?
« Reply #34 on: October 23, 2009, 08:09:59 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on October 23, 2009, 07:52:55 AM
Satin sheets are very easy to fold.  Just sayin'.   :uhsure:
Oooh.......slickery!!! :rofl:
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Re: poll: do you fold contour sheets?
« Reply #35 on: October 23, 2009, 08:13:19 AM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on October 23, 2009, 08:09:59 AM
Oooh.......slickery!!! :rofl:

Satin sheets are nice and cool in the summer, but the top slides around too much. 
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Re: poll: do you fold contour sheets?
« Reply #36 on: October 23, 2009, 12:03:15 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on October 22, 2009, 08:56:46 PM
I didn't find an answer that suited what I do with the dang things.  I take two corners, pull them together, then take the opposite ones and pull them together, then I wrap them around my forearms and roll.  They look like crap, but just dang.  I have a big ole aversion to folding properly, as that was one of my main chores in my youth, and if I didn't do it right, I had to do it all over.  Now I answer to no one but me, so as long as I can get it mushed all together, and stuffed in my linen closet, it's all good with me. 

We need a "The Joooooooos do it." option.

That is exactly how I "fold" them too! :cheersmate:
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Re: poll: do you fold contour sheets?
« Reply #37 on: October 23, 2009, 12:26:30 PM »
What are sheets??
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Re: poll: do you fold contour sheets?
« Reply #38 on: October 23, 2009, 12:35:21 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on October 23, 2009, 12:26:30 PM
What are sheets??

What you get when you eat too many jalapenos in your chili....

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Re: poll: do you fold contour sheets?
« Reply #39 on: October 23, 2009, 12:39:46 PM »
Quote from: debk on October 23, 2009, 12:35:21 PM
What you get when you eat too many jalapenos in your chili....



You forgot this:   :rimshot:
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Re: poll: do you fold contour sheets?
« Reply #40 on: October 23, 2009, 12:46:25 PM »
Quote from: SilverOrchid on October 22, 2009, 09:16:24 PM
I wad it up in a ball and toss it in the linen closet.
Me too.  Although my process more or less resembles a taffy pulling machine.
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Re: poll: do you fold contour sheets?
« Reply #41 on: October 23, 2009, 12:47:02 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on October 23, 2009, 12:39:46 PM
You forgot this:   :rimshot:

oh yeah, I did.... :thatsright:
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Re: poll: do you fold contour sheets?
« Reply #42 on: October 23, 2009, 12:57:44 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on October 22, 2009, 08:49:54 PM
Frank, I started working when I was 12 years old at a motel laundry.... good grief, what a flea bag. Anyway, it was $1.85/hr, which was awesome compared to babysitting at $.75/hr.

So, yes, I folded fitted sheets and I used a mangle on the pillow cases. I have folded 100 of 1000s of sheets in my lifetime.... I have folded diapers.... you name it I have folded it.

As Deb said, tuck the corners all together, fold over the adjacent edges to make the edges square, then keep on folding until you get to the desired size to stow on your shelf.

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Re: poll: do you fold contour sheets?
« Reply #43 on: October 23, 2009, 12:59:39 PM »
Quote from: debk on October 23, 2009, 12:35:21 PM
What you get when you eat too many jalapenos in your chili....


Sounds like a bum wrap.
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Re: poll: do you fold contour sheets?
« Reply #44 on: October 23, 2009, 01:17:08 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on October 23, 2009, 12:59:39 PM
Sounds like a bum wrap.


around a ring of fire....
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Re: poll: do you fold contour sheets?
« Reply #45 on: October 23, 2009, 02:19:48 PM »
I slit a sheet a sheet I slit. Apon a slitted sheet I sit.

Say it fast, I dare ya'll.
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Re: poll: do you fold contour sheets?
« Reply #46 on: October 23, 2009, 02:39:28 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on October 23, 2009, 02:19:48 PM
I slit a sheet a sheet I slit. Apon a slitted sheet I sit.

Say it fast, I dare ya'll.


have the Friday afternoon boredoms, huh?   :lmao:
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Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

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Re: poll: do you fold contour sheets?
« Reply #47 on: October 23, 2009, 05:16:51 PM »
Well, it was better than "Pleasant valley pheasant pluckers.................."


Na, not bored, but the boards are a little slow today.
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Re: poll: do you fold contour sheets?
« Reply #48 on: October 23, 2009, 05:18:29 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on October 23, 2009, 05:16:51 PM
Well, it was better than "Pleasant valley pheasant pluckers.................."


Na, not bored, but the boards are a little slow today.

I've been playing Mahjong on pogo.com and here, instead of working... :banghead:
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Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already." – Dave Barry

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.

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Re: poll: do you fold contour sheets?
« Reply #49 on: October 23, 2009, 09:38:32 PM »
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