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Man Pleads Guilty To Lay-Z-Boy DWI
« on: October 22, 2009, 12:23:46 PM »
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A northern Minnesota man has pleaded guilty to driving his motorized lounge chair while drunk.

A criminal complaint says 62-year-old Dennis LeRoy Anderson told police he left the Keyboard Lounge in Proctor on his customized La-Z-Boy after drinking eight or nine beers. ...
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Hmm, caught bang to rights, he doesn't have a leg to stand on.
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Re: Man Pleads Guilty To Lay-Z-Boy DWI
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2009, 12:29:47 PM »
If convicted, he'll get the chair.
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Re: Man Pleads Guilty To Lay-Z-Boy DWI
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2009, 12:38:33 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on October 22, 2009, 12:29:47 PM
If convicted, he'll get the chair.

This may be a case where instead of getting the chair, it gets taken away..
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Re: Man Pleads Guilty To Lay-Z-Boy DWI
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2009, 12:39:55 PM »
Quote from: SherryBaby on October 22, 2009, 12:38:33 PM
This may be a case where instead of getting the chair, it gets taken away..
...or he just gets a really cushy sentence.
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Re: Man Pleads Guilty To Lay-Z-Boy DWI
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2009, 12:49:17 PM »
Hell, if I had been the DA, I would have reclined to prosecute.
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Re: Man Pleads Guilty To Lay-Z-Boy DWI
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2009, 12:54:54 PM »
Got caught by the long arm of the law.
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Re: Man Pleads Guilty To Lay-Z-Boy DWI
« Reply #6 on: October 22, 2009, 01:03:31 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on October 22, 2009, 12:49:17 PM
Hell, if I had been the DA, I would have reclined to prosecute.
Not enough leverage to charge him?
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Re: Man Pleads Guilty To Lay-Z-Boy DWI
« Reply #7 on: October 22, 2009, 01:03:58 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on October 22, 2009, 12:54:54 PM
Got caught by the long arm of the law.
You really need to couch your remarks.
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Re: Man Pleads Guilty To Lay-Z-Boy DWI
« Reply #8 on: October 22, 2009, 01:05:05 PM »
I think that all of these puns need to be tabled......
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Re: Man Pleads Guilty To Lay-Z-Boy DWI
« Reply #9 on: October 22, 2009, 01:05:30 PM »
How long did it take to chaise him down?
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Re: Man Pleads Guilty To Lay-Z-Boy DWI
« Reply #10 on: October 22, 2009, 01:09:28 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on October 22, 2009, 01:03:58 PM
You really need to couch your remarks.
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Oh, give it a footrest already.   :lmao:
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Re: Man Pleads Guilty To Lay-Z-Boy DWI
« Reply #11 on: October 22, 2009, 01:14:42 PM »
The Chair:


The Driver:

Kind of looks like George Carlin .
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Re: Man Pleads Guilty To Lay-Z-Boy DWI
« Reply #12 on: October 22, 2009, 01:37:30 PM »
The cupholder is definitely an accessory to the crime.  :beer: 
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Re: Man Pleads Guilty To Lay-Z-Boy DWI
« Reply #13 on: October 22, 2009, 09:59:40 PM »
Quote from: Thor on October 22, 2009, 01:05:05 PM
I think that all of these puns need to be tabled......
Nah, sofa so good.
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Re: Man Pleads Guilty To Lay-Z-Boy DWI
« Reply #14 on: October 22, 2009, 10:32:28 PM »
I "serta" find it all amusing.
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Re: Man Pleads Guilty To Lay-Z-Boy DWI
« Reply #15 on: October 23, 2009, 06:09:54 AM »
Quote from: ColonialMarine0431 on October 22, 2009, 10:32:28 PM
I "serta" find it all amusing.
Well, put yer feet up and stay a while.
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Re: Man Pleads Guilty To Lay-Z-Boy DWI
« Reply #16 on: October 23, 2009, 08:22:39 PM »
It could have been worse...



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Re: Man Pleads Guilty To Lay-Z-Boy DWI
« Reply #17 on: October 26, 2009, 08:42:07 AM »
MN has very stupid DUI/DWI laws.

You can get a DWI on anything w/ a motor, electric or otherwise. You can get a DWI if you're in you are "in control" of the vehicle, which basically means you have your keys on you.. even if sitting in the back seat.
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