If I were a moonbat, I would ignore the question, call you names, and demand a tomb-stoning.
Thats how moonbats respond to tough questions.
Oh, and I would end by questioning your patriotism, and demanding that no one dares question mine. Then I would make a derogatory statement expressing hatred towards America.
Then I would leave the computer in a huff. get drunk. come back, and react in sheer outrage that Skinner hasn't locked the thread!
following would be a series of profanity laced posts that have little to do with reality, let alone your original question. I would loudly announce you were on my ignore list and stalk every post you make, claiming you were some sort of freeper troll.
Stomp away from the computer. refuse to tip the Pizza guy. insult him for no reason. argue with my parents about getting a job. Stomp back down to the cellar.
and react in horror that the OP is still an open thread. Curse Skinner!
taking long swigs from a whiskey bootle, i would then go all Will Pitt, finally falling asleep at the computer, pissing on myself.
The last words I utter before I passed out would be..."Bush's Fault!"