Not only has GWB not drank in sooooo many years, beloved Teddy can go through life sloshed, and that's no problem.
Remember that time--it was only a few years ago--when dead ted was so sloshed that he trotted onto the floor of the Senate and cast a pro-life vote?
Unfortunately, his handlers were close by, and dead ted was instructed to change his vote in favor of the abortion interests.