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Florida Man Caught Sleeping in Pub He Was Trying to Rob
« on: October 20, 2009, 12:06:08 PM »
Florida Man Caught Sleeping in Pub He Was Trying to Rob

AP story at LINK

Maybe it was just a publicity stunt.   :-)
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Re: Florida Man Caught Sleeping in Pub He Was Trying to Rob
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2009, 12:53:04 PM »
Perhaps he was suffering from a hiring freeze?
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Re: Florida Man Caught Sleeping in Pub He Was Trying to Rob
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2009, 08:37:22 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on October 20, 2009, 12:53:04 PM
Perhaps he was suffering from a hiring freeze?
Yep, could be a former mugger. 
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Re: Florida Man Caught Sleeping in Pub He Was Trying to Rob
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2009, 08:42:22 PM »
I was thinking maybe he got CANned from his job.
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Re: Florida Man Caught Sleeping in Pub He Was Trying to Rob
« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2009, 02:23:36 PM »
I find this all hard to swallow.

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Re: Florida Man Caught Sleeping in Pub He Was Trying to Rob
« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2009, 03:41:13 PM »
I think he got tapped for layoff. It made for an exciting case, that's for sure. The attorney will find an opener somewhere, though.

Do you think the trial will be a real corker?
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Re: Florida Man Caught Sleeping in Pub He Was Trying to Rob
« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2009, 03:49:40 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on October 21, 2009, 03:41:13 PM

Do you think the trial will be a real corker?

Oh lord.  That one was worse than a can of rotten tomatoes.
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Re: Florida Man Caught Sleeping in Pub He Was Trying to Rob
« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2009, 04:21:46 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on October 21, 2009, 03:49:40 PM
Oh lord.  That one was worse than a can of rotten tomatoes.

 :-)

So I guess that one pretty much caps off the thread?
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Re: Florida Man Caught Sleeping in Pub He Was Trying to Rob
« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2009, 04:39:14 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on October 21, 2009, 04:21:46 PM
:-)

So I guess that one pretty much caps off the thread?

You tryin to rob the last pun?
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Re: Florida Man Caught Sleeping in Pub He Was Trying to Rob
« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2009, 05:03:10 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on October 21, 2009, 04:21:46 PM
:-)

So I guess that one pretty much caps off the thread?
Oh, we can brew up plenty more.
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Re: Florida Man Caught Sleeping in Pub He Was Trying to Rob
« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2009, 05:45:30 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on October 21, 2009, 05:03:10 PM
Oh, we can brew up plenty more.


There is seldom a draught of puns.
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Re: Florida Man Caught Sleeping in Pub He Was Trying to Rob
« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2009, 05:52:21 PM »
It takes a good head to come up with really bad puns. But ya gotta be careful. Too much of that can lead to foaming of the mouth. Then your heart rate goes flat and then the coroner comes, loads you up, and hops away.

You wind up in the morgue on ice.
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Re: Florida Man Caught Sleeping in Pub He Was Trying to Rob
« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2009, 05:55:05 PM »
Oh I feel several days worth of puns brewing here yet.  :uhsure:


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Re: Florida Man Caught Sleeping in Pub He Was Trying to Rob
« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2009, 06:11:49 PM »
Quote from: Randy on October 21, 2009, 05:55:05 PM
Oh I feel several days worth of puns brewing here yet.  :uhsure:




Several days at the very yeast.
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Re: Florida Man Caught Sleeping in Pub He Was Trying to Rob
« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2009, 08:13:47 PM »
Quote from: Randy on October 21, 2009, 05:55:05 PM
Oh I feel several days worth of puns brewing here yet.  :uhsure:



Don't be such a worry wort.
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Re: Florida Man Caught Sleeping in Pub He Was Trying to Rob
« Reply #15 on: October 22, 2009, 09:18:46 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on October 21, 2009, 08:13:47 PM
Don't be such a worry wort.


I'm not.  I am too stout-hearted for that. 
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Re: Florida Man Caught Sleeping in Pub He Was Trying to Rob
« Reply #16 on: October 22, 2009, 09:36:39 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on October 22, 2009, 09:18:46 AM
I'm not.  I am too stout-hearted for that. 

Mebbe so, but somebody in this thread will find something that ales you.
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Re: Florida Man Caught Sleeping in Pub He Was Trying to Rob
« Reply #17 on: October 22, 2009, 09:45:44 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on October 22, 2009, 09:36:39 AM
Mebbe so, but somebody in this thread will find something that ales you.

I get your grist.  One must appreciate the gravity of the situation.
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Re: Florida Man Caught Sleeping in Pub He Was Trying to Rob
« Reply #18 on: October 22, 2009, 09:49:22 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on October 22, 2009, 09:45:44 AM
I get your grist.  One must appreciate the gravity of the situation.

But it's important not to get bogged down in watery discussion. Things can take a decidedly different flavor when that happens.
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Re: Florida Man Caught Sleeping in Pub He Was Trying to Rob
« Reply #19 on: October 22, 2009, 09:57:00 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on October 22, 2009, 09:49:22 AM
But it's important not to get bogged down in watery discussion. Things can take a decidedly different flavor when that happens.

Understood.  If I get in too deep, I will cask your opinion.
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Re: Florida Man Caught Sleeping in Pub He Was Trying to Rob
« Reply #20 on: October 22, 2009, 09:59:09 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on October 22, 2009, 09:57:00 AM
Understood.  If I get in too deep, I will cask your opinion.

My own opinion pales in comparison to yours. But I appreciate the gesture, as it brews a bit of understanding and empathy.
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Re: Florida Man Caught Sleeping in Pub He Was Trying to Rob
« Reply #21 on: October 22, 2009, 10:01:21 AM »
Has anyone seen the guy's MUG Shot, yet?
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Re: Florida Man Caught Sleeping in Pub He Was Trying to Rob
« Reply #22 on: October 22, 2009, 10:02:30 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on October 22, 2009, 09:59:09 AM
My own opinion pales in comparison to yours. But I appreciate the gesture, as it brews a bit of understanding and empathy.

And I am thankful that you are such a great sup-porter.   :thatsright:
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Re: Florida Man Caught Sleeping in Pub He Was Trying to Rob
« Reply #23 on: October 22, 2009, 10:16:32 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on October 22, 2009, 10:02:30 AM
And I am thankful that you are such a great sup-porter.   :thatsright:

Tanks to you, we'll keep this thread going and going and going - I'm really blad, er, that you're here.
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Re: Florida Man Caught Sleeping in Pub He Was Trying to Rob
« Reply #24 on: October 22, 2009, 10:43:42 AM »
wow.  I had barley enough time to read through all of the posts. I'd run out of ideas if this thread were any lager.
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