I got it! Relativity teaches me that Bush has a plan to end the war!

[Attero Dominatus]

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Complete looniness abounds.

dmesg  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sun Mar-02-08 11:19 AM
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I got it! Relativity teaches me that Bush has a plan to end the war!
   
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I was looking back over my notes from my relativity class last year, and it hit me:

In theory, if you spin a mass fast enough, the relativistic effects of the rotational acceleration are so great that a closed time-like loop can be described by a particle. In essence, you have made a time machine.

Then it hit me: of course! The Bush White House is spinning such an incredible mass of bullshit at such a high rate of speed, that their only possible purpose is to create a time machine, go back to 2003, and prevent the Iraq invasion.

This, truly, is great leadership.

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And the DUmmie mind defies all known laws of science.

sam sarrha  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sun Mar-02-08 11:22 AM
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1. that was GREAT.!! there is medication for that.. i know, i refused it too..i enjoy those .
   
trips more than anything.
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FreakinDJ  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sun Mar-02-08 11:23 AM
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2. Yes - He wants to end the world
   
Read revelations in the bible

Bush believes he is the choosen one to bring about an end to the world
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Are you naturally that stupid, or do you have to work at it?

Turbineguy  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sun Mar-02-08 11:27 AM
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4. You'd think God would give us a sign
   
if he were The Chosen One. Besides, why bother to create a whole Universe and then destroy it a measly 6000 years later? Seems a lot of bother to me.
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FreakinDJ  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sun Mar-02-08 11:51 AM
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5. Takes a whole bunch of VERY SELECTIVE interpretation
   
but yes taking verse out of context and sensationalizing a construed interpretation seems to fill the pues better then actually teaching people how to read the bible
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[Chris_]

Since when do they like science?

[Attero Dominatus]

Since when do they like science?

They seem to only like it when they make stupid comments like in the first post of their thread. Other than that they only like pseudoscience.

[Carl]

FreakinDJ  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Sun Mar-02-08 11:51 AM
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5. Takes a whole bunch of VERY SELECTIVE interpretation
  
but yes taking verse out of context and sensationalizing a construed interpretation seems to fill the pues better then actually teaching people how to read the bible

Know what dude....If you really tried doing that you would find that Jesus wasn`t a marxist.
But you won`t because you would rather believe what your ilk has presented by taking a few verses regarding the poor out of context and selectively interpreting them to fit a preconceived political belief.

You are so close to the truth you can name it but will never see or understand it.