Now about them noodles, I think I may have had them once, are they loaded with sodium and heated in a microwave?
That sounds like Cup O' Noodles.
I buy the kind in the cello packages. You boil the noodles for three minutes, then dump in the sodium packet, which gives you control over how much, if any, of that crap you put in. But the powder packets in the Maruchan brand aren't that bad, not too salty, and I don't think they have MSG in them, or if they do, not a ton.
Usually I cut up some broccoli into little pieces and throw them in with the dry noodles. It cooks just perfectly in the three minutes. Just out of broccoli at the moment.