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German arm wrestler shows off his single Popeye-esque limb
« on: October 15, 2009, 10:30:27 AM »


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Boasting muscles a superhero would be proud of, Matthias Schlitte has good reason to be considered the toast of the German arm wrestling circuit.

But a closer look reveals that only ONE of his arms is bestowed with bulging biceps.

The 22-year-old’s whopping right forearm measures nearly 18in – and is in stark contrast to his puny left arm.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1220536/German-armwrestler-shows-single-Popeye-esque-limb.html#ixzz0U1ER5xTY

That's freaky, it must cost an arm and a leg to get his formal shirts specially made.



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Re: German arm wrestler shows off his single Popeye-esque limb
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2009, 10:39:05 AM »


That's freaky, it must cost an arm and a leg to get his formal shirts specially made.
Meh! I bet i kick his ass using the left! :-)
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Re: German arm wrestler shows off his single Popeye-esque limb
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2009, 11:15:43 AM »


That's freaky, it must cost an arm and a leg to get his formal shirts specially made.
I bet he'd give his right arm to be ambidextrous.
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Re: German arm wrestler shows off his single Popeye-esque limb
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2009, 11:21:04 AM »
I dunno. That looks  like a photoshop to me. His left arm is rather hairy while his right arm has little or no hair. Even if he continually worked out his right arm, it would STILL have the same amount of hair that his left arm does, unless he also shaves his right arm.
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Re: German arm wrestler shows off his single Popeye-esque limb
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2009, 11:23:49 AM »
I keep dropping in to throw a pun out there, but there is something truly gross about that pic.  It blinds me every time.  Even if the other arm was the same size.  That is one hell of a meathook.  EW.
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Re: German arm wrestler shows off his single Popeye-esque limb
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2009, 11:24:55 AM »
I keep dropping in to throw a pun out there, but there is something truly gross about that pic.  It blinds me every time.  Even if the other arm was the same size.  That is one hell of a meathook.  EW.
Oh get a grip.  You know the right is always stronger than the left.
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Re: German arm wrestler shows off his single Popeye-esque limb
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2009, 11:25:50 AM »
Hopefully he wasn't strong-armed into his hobby. A one armed gun show :lmao:

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Re: German arm wrestler shows off his single Popeye-esque limb
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2009, 11:29:44 AM »
Reminds me of this...



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Re: German arm wrestler shows off his single Popeye-esque limb
« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2009, 11:32:30 AM »
I dunno. That looks  like a photoshop to me. His left arm is rather hairy while his right arm has little or no hair. Even if he continually worked out his right arm, it would STILL have the same amount of hair that his left arm does, unless he also shaves his right arm.

It seems to be real he looks that way on all the pics in google images




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Re: German arm wrestler shows off his single Popeye-esque limb
« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2009, 11:35:23 AM »


That's freaky, it must cost an arm and a leg to get his formal shirts specially made.
He's an ugly bastard too! :-)
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Re: German arm wrestler shows off his single Popeye-esque limb
« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2009, 11:47:14 AM »
Come on, someone surely has a fap joke about this.

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Re: German arm wrestler shows off his single Popeye-esque limb
« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2009, 12:06:45 PM »
Oh get a grip.  You know the right is always stronger than the left.
 :-)

Uh, I think I am gonna be tight fisted with my comments on this one.
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Re: German arm wrestler shows off his single Popeye-esque limb
« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2009, 12:08:58 PM »
Uh, I think I am gonna be tight fisted with my comments on this one.
I'm just waiting for a few more folks to elbow their way into this thread.
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« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2009, 12:10:57 PM »
I'm just waiting for a few more folks to elbow their way into this thread.

I'm sure they will once they have knuckled down and thought up some puns.



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« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2009, 12:12:36 PM »
I'm sure they will once they have knuckled down and thought up some puns.
They just need to roll up their sleeves and get busy.
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Re: German arm wrestler shows off his single Popeye-esque limb
« Reply #15 on: October 15, 2009, 12:25:25 PM »
They just need to roll up their sleeves and get busy.


Well, I gotta hand it to ya.  You are doing a fine job yourself.   
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« Reply #16 on: October 15, 2009, 12:26:18 PM »
Well, I gotta hand it to ya.  You are doing a fine job yourself.   
You just have to go out on a limb sometimes.
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Re: German arm wrestler shows off his single Popeye-esque limb
« Reply #17 on: October 15, 2009, 12:40:54 PM »
Come on, someone surely has a fap joke about this.

He's a wanker!

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Re: German arm wrestler shows off his single Popeye-esque limb
« Reply #18 on: October 15, 2009, 12:42:53 PM »
You just have to go out on a limb sometimes.


Good on ya!  Sometimes it just takes a little stretch of imagination.
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« Reply #19 on: October 15, 2009, 01:29:50 PM »
Good on ya!  Sometimes it just takes a little stretch of imagination.
Well, someone has to shoulder the responsibility or wrist in not being done correctly.
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« Reply #20 on: October 15, 2009, 01:36:20 PM »
Well, someone has to shoulder the responsibility or wrist in not being done correctly.


You shouldn't have to bear the burden all alone.  It would be much easier as a joint venture.
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Re: German arm wrestler shows off his single Popeye-esque limb
« Reply #21 on: October 15, 2009, 01:58:51 PM »
Okay, I'm shouldering into this conversation. By, 'sup?
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Re: German arm wrestler shows off his single Popeye-esque limb
« Reply #22 on: October 15, 2009, 02:01:55 PM »
Okay, I'm shouldering into this conversation. By, 'sup?

You think you can just muscle your way in here???

 :whatever:
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Re: German arm wrestler shows off his single Popeye-esque limb
« Reply #23 on: October 15, 2009, 02:03:59 PM »
You think you can just muscle your way in here???

 :whatever:

It's just a question of leverage. My ulna's longer than yours.
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Re: German arm wrestler shows off his single Popeye-esque limb
« Reply #24 on: October 15, 2009, 02:29:40 PM »
It's just a question of leverage. My ulna's longer than yours.

No need to be so extrem-ity.
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