
The new advertising campaign might look something like this:
Ho White - she'll do anybody of any color.
Ugly - His face will make a train take a dirt road, but it ain't so ugly "down south".
Freaky - He's into gerbils, menage a trois, and even has been known to get frisky with leprechauns.
Dodgy - Always looking for an angle, his creativity keeps Ho vewy, vewy satisfied.
Filthy - Not only is his body odorous, but his mind keeps Ho saying "OH!"
Smarmy - He's the connection.
Randy - Keeps Dodgy on his toes with his creativity, and also has been known for 197 "pops" on an all-nighter with Ho.
Dirty - Dirty is Filthy's younger brother. He's the next generation.
Dodgy - Works hand in hand with Smarmy in providing Ho and the boys some "tasty treats"
Coming to a theater near you!