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Offline CC27

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This will be my Christmas card this year:
« on: October 14, 2009, 08:28:13 AM »
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This will be my Christmas card this year:


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Sending it to all my fundie relatives.


Sick ****. This is a new DUmmie low.

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Re: This will be my Christmas card this year:
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2009, 08:35:39 AM »
How hateful do you have to be to intentionally mock people when sending a Christmas card  :banghead:  Does it make him all warm and fuzzy to let his religious relatives know that he has no respect for his beliefs. 

Next time, why doesn't send a card mocking Mohammed to his Muslim colleagues on Eid al Fidr? See how well that goes over at the DUmp.
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Re: This will be my Christmas card this year:
« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2009, 08:43:29 AM »
They do the bidding of their master.
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Re: This will be my Christmas card this year:
« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2009, 09:27:08 AM »
Wouldn't this have been more timely and amusing, oh, say...15 years ago, when Maury Povich was at least somewhat relevant?
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Re: This will be my Christmas card this year:
« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2009, 09:34:13 AM »
This a top tier Dummie or a DUmmie getting street creed?
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Re: This will be my Christmas card this year:
« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2009, 09:35:23 AM »
These people need to feed worms. Just when I think they can't get any lower, they bury the bar.

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16. Wow.... This is the best teaching moment about all things Christians.



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8. For the win! You've officially been made a General in the War on Christmas.
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Re: This will be my Christmas card this year:
« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2009, 09:38:31 AM »
Quote from: CC27 on October 14, 2009, 09:34:13 AM
This a top tier Dummie or a DUmmie getting street creed?

It is an up & comer, I think a newbie this year.  I don't know what Frank's term would be exactly.
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Re: This will be my Christmas card this year:
« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2009, 09:40:01 AM »
Not a single reply in that thread was anything but E-fellatio of the OP'er.  Talk about some sick ****heads.
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Re: This will be my Christmas card this year:
« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2009, 09:40:15 AM »
I think an a$$ stomping is in order at the next family get-together.
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Re: This will be my Christmas card this year:
« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2009, 09:44:42 AM »
Quote from: CC27 on October 14, 2009, 09:34:13 AM
This a top tier Dummie or a DUmmie getting street creed?

More like a DUmmie that has had his head up his ass for too long....
Calling it "brain dead" would be redundant....
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Re: This will be my Christmas card this year:
« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2009, 09:46:41 AM »
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Shithead dead?
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Re: This will be my Christmas card this year:
« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2009, 09:51:47 AM »
I would mail this card back to its sender with a note saying, "Thanks, but no thanks.  And don't bother next year, either."
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Re: This will be my Christmas card this year:
« Reply #12 on: October 14, 2009, 09:53:23 AM »
Quote from: Wineslob on October 14, 2009, 09:46:41 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Shithead dead?

DUmmie = "Dead from the neck up."
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Re: This will be my Christmas card this year:
« Reply #13 on: October 14, 2009, 10:08:46 AM »
I'm secure enough in my faith to be able to withstand some fun-poking at it, unlike, say, some Muslims.  This just isn't funny.  And yeah, Maury's old old news. 

The "War on Christmas" just makes me stronger. 

Anyway, my bobolink relative in law started berating my elderly in-laws on how they enjoy going to church each Sunday.  My poor IL's couldn't believe their ears.  Why belittle and chide someone for something so innocuous as going to church?  That guy is such a piece of shit.  Asshat can stay living in his car, he'll get no help from me. 
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Re: This will be my Christmas card this year:
« Reply #14 on: October 14, 2009, 10:13:16 AM »
I think this will be my Christmas card this year.

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Re: This will be my Christmas card this year:
« Reply #15 on: October 14, 2009, 10:21:01 AM »
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Sending it to all my fundie relatives.

And I'm sure, at some point in the near future, we'll hear how selfish those relatives are, dumb conservatives who don't want to help this poor DUmmie with anything, never act friendly, appear cold and aloof.

And said DUmmie will pontificate that they're greedy and heartless religious fanatics, and the entire point will cruise safely above his head, far from his grasp.
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Re: This will be my Christmas card this year:
« Reply #16 on: October 14, 2009, 10:22:40 AM »
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For the win! You've officially been made a General in the War on Christmas.

But every year we're told that there is no "War on Christmas," that we're paranoid and making things up, reading too much into things.

Which is it?
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Re: This will be my Christmas card this year:
« Reply #17 on: October 14, 2009, 10:28:14 AM »
Quote from: Chump on October 14, 2009, 10:22:40 AM
But every year we're told that there is no "War on Christmas," that we're paranoid and making things up, reading too much into things.

Which is it?

Yeah, every year they have the same stupid comments about Bill O'Reilly's running-series of the "War on Christmas" is fear-mongering from Feux News, etc. Yet, in the next breath acknowledge it as one of their clearly-defined goals.
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Re: This will be my Christmas card this year:
« Reply #18 on: October 14, 2009, 11:29:36 AM »
Some people just never evolve beyond the 3rd grade.

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Re: This will be my Christmas card this year:
« Reply #19 on: October 14, 2009, 11:47:07 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on October 14, 2009, 09:38:31 AM
It is an up & comer, I think a newbie this year.  I don't know what Frank's term would be exactly.

My sentiments exactly.

It's a relatively new primitive.

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Re: This will be my Christmas card this year:
« Reply #20 on: October 14, 2009, 11:59:32 AM »
Eh, if I got a card like that, I'd have one less gift to buy, and anything else received in the mail from that person would be marked "refused, return to sender".
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Re: This will be my Christmas card this year:
« Reply #21 on: October 14, 2009, 12:30:44 PM »
I read in Gross National Happiness: Why Happiness Matters for America--and How We Can Get More of It and Who Really Cares: The Surprising Truth About Compassionate Conservatism, that moonbats are more likely to sever contacts with their own family. Well, gees I am not surprised by why they would send this type of Christmas card.
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Re: This will be my Christmas card this year:
« Reply #22 on: October 14, 2009, 12:33:42 PM »
Guess who won't get much family charity when he's living out of a car?
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Re: This will be my Christmas card this year:
« Reply #23 on: October 14, 2009, 05:52:03 PM »
Quote from: Odin's Hand on October 14, 2009, 09:40:15 AM
I think an a$$ stomping is in order at the next family get-together.
Jesus would've wanted it that way.
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Re: This will be my Christmas card this year:
« Reply #24 on: October 14, 2009, 07:10:32 PM »
The relatives of Are_grits_groceries should drop him a little note in the mail

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 "We already knew that Joseph wasn't the father. But we did have questions about your parentage so we pooled the gift money that was to spent on you and yours and had DNA test run. The results are in. It is apparent that our blood relative married a whore and you are of no kin to us. In the future please refrain from attempting to make any further contact."

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