Author Topic: "Enjoy" WTF?!?!? (Read 11777 times)

Eupher · « **Reply #25 on:** October 14, 2009, 02:36:33 PM »

Quote from: debk on October 14, 2009, 12:54:35 PM

I have to admit I have frequently burned an ear or my forehead over the years with a curling iron....not because I don't know that it's hot.....but because I'm a klutz and lack coordination..

You sure it ain't because your hair's on fire? Red hair an' all....

debk · « **Reply #26 on:** October 14, 2009, 03:58:53 PM »

Quote from: Eupher on October 14, 2009, 02:36:33 PM

You sure it ain't because your hair's on fire? Red hair an' all....

red hair just fires up the temper......just ask the other half.

We're snarling around here today....big time. I think it's a combination of we are both tired, busy with work, and the damn continual rain.

Crazy Horse · « **Reply #27 on:** October 14, 2009, 04:35:23 PM »

Quote from: NHSparky on October 14, 2009, 06:16:58 AM

What would happen if you ran over a ninja?

Are these real ninjas or DU ninjas?

Why is there braille on drive up ATM's?

Most important...................

Quote from: Schadenfreude on October 13, 2009, 08:56:55 PM

Maybe threesome when they said fold the two sammich halves and enjoy....

....these are the types of things that plague my mind.

DISCUSS!!!!!!!!

SSG Snuggle Bunny · « **Reply #28 on:** October 14, 2009, 05:06:28 PM »

Quote from: debk on October 14, 2009, 03:58:53 PM

We're snarling around here today....big time. I think it's a combination of we are both tired, busy with work, and the damn continual rain.

Have you tried screwing?

That usually helps.

ColonialMarine0431 · « **Reply #29 on:** October 14, 2009, 05:13:48 PM »

What's with this sign?

Does it mean there are retarded children in the area?

*Yes. I'm going to Hell now.

Chris_ · « **Reply #30 on:** October 14, 2009, 05:16:57 PM »

Quote from: ColonialMarine0431 on October 14, 2009, 05:13:48 PM

What's with this sign?

Does it mean there are retarded children in the area?

*Yes. I'm going to Hell now.

I have asked my wife that question....and gotten "The Look" in return.

Then again, one of my favorite TV ad tag lines is, "Nothing beats a Toyota". I take it literally.

ColonialMarine0431 · « **Reply #31 on:** October 14, 2009, 05:24:16 PM »

Quote from: lug-nut on October 14, 2009, 05:16:57 PM

I have asked my wife that question....and gotten "The Look" in return.

Great minds....

thundley4 · « **Reply #32 on:** October 14, 2009, 05:43:05 PM »

Quote from: ColonialMarine0431 on October 14, 2009, 05:13:48 PM

What's with this sign?

Does it mean there are retarded children in the area?

*Yes. I'm going to Hell now.

I remember a skit on some comedy show done about that sign. You can imagine what it entailed. It was many years ago, so it didn't cause the outrage that it would now.

Toastedturningtidelegs · « **Reply #33 on:** October 14, 2009, 06:37:36 PM »

Quote from: Schadenfreude on October 13, 2009, 09:47:27 PM

Did I kill snuggle's thread?

Speaking of nuclear potables.... does anyone remember swanson pot pies? Were they not like eating molten lava when they came out of the 450 degree oven?

Jesus! I lived on those damn things in my 20s!

That and large curd cottage cheese!

Schadenfreude · « **Reply #34 on:** October 14, 2009, 07:00:09 PM »

Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on October 14, 2009, 06:37:36 PM

Jesus! I lived on those damn things in my 20s! That and large curd cottage cheese!

Large curd cheese is just wrong!

I lived on spam and canned hash when I was a young'n. My dad would cook it up and then poach some eggs. I can't tell you how many dinners were spam and eggs or hash and eggs.

Toastedturningtidelegs · « **Reply #35 on:** October 14, 2009, 07:09:43 PM »

Quote from: Schadenfreude on October 14, 2009, 07:00:09 PM

Large curd cheese is just wrong!

I lived on spam and canned hash when I was a young'n. My dad would cook it up and then poach some eggs. I can't tell you how many dinners were spam and eggs or hash and eggs.

Hey! Whatta you got against large chunks?

crockspot · « **Reply #36 on:** October 14, 2009, 07:12:16 PM »

I still have scar tissue on the roof of my mouth from a pot pie eaten in the 70's.

But the Swanson Creamed Chipped Beef and the Turkey Tetrazzini were pretty good.

My father bought one of the first microwave ovens that came out. My step-mother was not much of a cook, and decided to make a meatloaf in it. It came out like grey Skippy dog food. She also fed us Hamburger Helper every single night for two years, and this was back when there was only one or two flavors of the crap. I still feel like puking when I smell that stuff cooking.

The upside is, I learned to be one hell of a cook.

The Village Idiot · « **Reply #37 on:** October 14, 2009, 07:33:01 PM »

I can live on TV dinners and pot pies and Ramen Noodles and bologna sandwiches

NHSparky · « **Reply #38 on:** October 14, 2009, 08:06:08 PM »

Quote from: Schadenfreude on October 14, 2009, 07:00:09 PM

Large curd cheese is just wrong!

I lived on spam and canned hash when I was a young'n. My dad would cook it up and then poach some eggs. I can't tell you how many dinners were spam and eggs or hash and eggs.

I didn't even LIKE Spam until I was stationed in Hawaii. Swear to gawd they could make it taste wonderful. Spam musubi, spam and eggs (with rice, of course), spam plate lunch, spam saimin, spam kelaguen...you get the idea.

SSG Snuggle Bunny · « **Reply #39 on:** October 14, 2009, 08:28:42 PM »

Something else I can't understand: using popular songs for ringtones.

Boss: Why the hell don't you answer your phone?

MSB: I love this song!

IassaFTots · « **Reply #40 on:** October 14, 2009, 08:35:53 PM »

Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on October 14, 2009, 08:28:42 PM

Something else I can't understand: using popular songs for ringtones.

Boss: Why the hell don't you answer your phone?

MSB: I love this song!

I don't understand why people talk on their cellphone like no one can hear them. WTF? I have heard so many conversations I wish I never did...

Chris · « **Reply #41 on:** October 14, 2009, 08:43:34 PM »

Quote from: IassaFTots on October 14, 2009, 08:35:53 PM

I don't understand why people talk on their cellphone like no one can hear them. WTF? I have heard so many conversations I wish I never did...

I think some people do it on purpose, and there are some people that are genuinely retarded.

Chris_ · « **Reply #42 on:** October 14, 2009, 09:17:00 PM »

Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on October 14, 2009, 08:28:42 PM

Something else I can't understand: using popular songs for ringtones.

Boss: Why the hell don't you answer your phone?

MSB: I love this song!

I have a co-worker who has the theme from the original Dragnet tv show as the ringtone when his ex-wife calls.

The Village Idiot · « **Reply #43 on:** October 14, 2009, 09:38:05 PM »

Quote from: lug-nut on October 14, 2009, 09:17:00 PM

I have a co-worker who has the theme from the original Dragnet tv show as the ringtone when his ex-wife calls.

My BIL put a ringtone on my sisters cellphone of a jihadi screaming alalalalalalala allahu akhbar, better answer before I blow you up...lalalala

It rang once when she was in dialysis... embarrassing I bet.

Ralph Wiggum · « **Reply #44 on:** October 14, 2009, 09:55:16 PM »

Quote from: lug-nut on October 14, 2009, 09:17:00 PM

I have a co-worker who has the theme from the original Dragnet tv show as the ringtone when his ex-wife calls.

I had the same ringtone when I was going through my divorce.

Thor · « **Reply #45 on:** October 14, 2009, 10:06:08 PM »

I had my ex-wife's number programmed with Wagner Ride of the Valkyries........

ColonialMarine0431 · « **Reply #46 on:** October 14, 2009, 10:12:56 PM »

Quote from: Thor on October 14, 2009, 10:06:08 PM

I had my ex-wife's number programmed with Wagner Ride of the Valkyries........

You were married to BrÃ¼nnhilde ?

thundley4 · « **Reply #47 on:** October 14, 2009, 10:20:17 PM »

Quote from: Thor on October 14, 2009, 10:06:08 PM

I had my ex-wife's number programmed with Wagner Ride of the Valkyries........

And did she have "The Rodeo Song" for your number?

SSG Snuggle Bunny · « **Reply #48 on:** October 15, 2009, 05:51:41 AM »

Quote from: ColonialMarine0431 on October 14, 2009, 10:12:56 PM

You were married to BrÃ¼nnhilde ?

Let's just say...

...it's over.

Chris_ · « **Reply #49 on:** October 15, 2009, 06:00:36 AM »

Quote from: Thor on October 14, 2009, 10:06:08 PM

I had my ex-wife's number programmed with Wagner Ride of the Valkyries........

My brother uses the music from The Wizard of Oz....the stuff they played when the wicked witch was flying around (when his ex calls). If it rings long enough, you get "I'll get you my pretty".

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Author Topic: "Enjoy" WTF?!?!? (Read 11777 times)