Can't use faggot, huh?.....well then, how 'bout rump rangers, butt buddies, pole smokers and etc......
.........butt hole bandits, suckin' on door knobs, salami smokers, vaseline vendettas, salami suppositories, dildo dicks.............etc.
Sorry, I just find it hard to believe that the male of the species can be born wantin' to suck anything besides the tit!
I know, I know, I'm a racist homophobe!