Spiced pickled figs? Disgusting on so many levels. Maybe if the DUmmies cleaned their kitchens more often, they wouldn't have to battle the ants so much.
Another reason not to have any liberal friends. Not having to stomach their dinners. I had lib acquaintances in Maine years ago. Went to dinner at their place, and they served a real moonbat dish: It was pureed peas and pureed carrots, layered alternately in a small loaf pan, and unmolded. Like a foie gras. I could not get this abomination down my throat, and I think of it whenever Cali describes her moonbat menu.