Trombone Jokes
Lead trombone players
Must warm up on the highest possible note.
Blame wrong notes on their slide.
Never wash their horn.
Wears "luckey" underwear to gigs.
Are in constant competetion with the lead trumpet.
Eat the most food at gigs.
Hates saxophone players.
Second trombone
Can play REALLY fast but not very high.
Gets all of the jazz solos.
Overblows horn.
Never gets Tux cleaned.
Prays every gig that the lead player will be sick
Has newest horn.
Doesnt mind saxophones.
Third trombone player
Is always on time.
Has been in the band since dirt was invented.
Watches the rise and fall of lead players.
Must be in by midnight or wife will be mad.
Sets up band.
Drives bus or pulls equipment trailer.
Drinks gin and tonics.
Second tenor sax player is best friend.
Bass Bone.
Consider their chair a "solo" position.
Takes everything down an octave or two or three.
Passes gas from both ends,,,, during gigs.
Loves bean burritos.
Brings every mute they have ever owned to gigs.
Drinks hugh quantities of odd beer like "Grolschenviner"
Doesnt know or care that the sax section exists.
