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Moonbat Primitive Hysterical over Moonpeople
« on: October 09, 2009, 03:12:40 PM »
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BanzaiBonnie  (1000+ posts)     Mon Oct-05-09 06:23 PM
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Is the shift about to hit the fan

On Friday, the 9th, NASA plans to blast a kinetic weapon into the moon. I will do everything I can to alter the course of that object in order to avoid the colony located in the area that is being targeted. I am not alone in this effort. Light workers around the world have been notified and are on the case.

In my meditation under the stars and moon last night I promised those living beings on the moon that we would do everything we could to keep them from suffering any ill affects from this ill advised launch from earth.

And though I should not have been surprised, I was when I got a response... it was a voice in unison, like the voice of many, a sort of collective response. "We know, and thank you" I then sent the thought that the action of a few is not the action of the many. Again, a response of "We know, and thank you"


And then I held my hands out to the sky and made my promise out loud to accept my birthright and to fulfill promises I made before I came here (incarnate). What happened next was quite unexpected.

In my left hand I received a torch with the understanding that it is the torch of truth that lights the way. In my right hand I received a sword. I sat for a bit feeling its weight and the responsibility of carrying such a weapon. (This was a bit unusual because I consider myself a pacifist) Then I was told that it is the sword of justice and those who are unrighteous will be cut down. They have made their choices over time and continue to make bad choices. It will not continue indefinitely and the end of their nonsense is at hand.


I sat there stunned, wondering what the heck does this all mean. I can make some guesses at this and don't know that it's literal, but because symbolic communication is so powerful it definitely means something is afoot.

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MorningGlow  (1000+ posts)      Mon Oct-05-09 06:28 PM
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1. Wow, BB--chills
 What a powerful gift you've received!
 

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get the red out  (1000+ posts)        Tue Oct-06-09 08:42 AM
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8. Amazing, do you know who they are
 Did you glean anything about who the people in the colony are? Where they come from?

I feel people with experiences such as yours are fortunate.

"NO" is a weapon, one we are conditioned to think we can never use even as nasty bombs are dropped all over people on our own planet, and now out into the solar system.
 


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Re: Moonbat Primitive Hysterical over Moonpeople
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2009, 03:23:53 PM »
I can't help thinking of the hippy-dippy chicks in Independence Day and Mars Attacks! that wanted to greet the Space Bros.

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Re: Moonbat Primitive Hysterical over Moonpeople
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2009, 03:29:33 PM »
Sweet sandal-wearing Jesus! They're all  :mental:
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Re: Moonbat Primitive Hysterical over Moonpeople
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2009, 03:29:41 PM »
I would be real proud of a place that has as many batshit insane people openly posting lunatic drivel.

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Re: Moonbat Primitive Hysterical over Moonpeople
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2009, 03:32:15 PM »
I can't help thinking of the hippy-dippy chicks in Independence Day and Mars Attacks! that wanted to greet the Space Bros.

 :evillaugh:

Can we launch 'em to the moon in bulk to help the aliens colonize?
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Re: Moonbat Primitive Hysterical over Moonpeople
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2009, 03:33:16 PM »
Just because you hear voices doesn't mean should do what they tell you. :mental:
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Re: Moonbat Primitive Hysterical over Moonpeople
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2009, 03:37:20 PM »
Oh......help me, Rhonda.  Is this serious? 

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Re: Moonbat Primitive Hysterical over Moonpeople
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2009, 03:38:16 PM »
That DUmmie has to be in this video;

[youtube=425,350]zSEaHyzbqTA[/youtube]

I still love that video.

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Re: Moonbat Primitive Hysterical over Moonpeople
« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2009, 03:43:44 PM »
 :lmao:

Alright.  Which one of y'all did this?! 

[youtube=425,350]MmQLccLYOYY[/youtube]

"It's all George Bush's fault..."

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Re: Moonbat Primitive Hysterical over Moonpeople
« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2009, 04:00:15 PM »
No, it's real.  They're serious.  There is a contingent of them over there who communicate with aliens and some such.  You know, the Coast to Coast crowd.  I just thought it would be Friday Fun. 

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Re: Moonbat Primitive Hysterical over Moonpeople
« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2009, 04:01:09 PM »
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16. What would be the actual reason for bombing the moon? I'm not buying the "water"
   
thing for a nano-second. Seems I remember some speculation that they would be destroying something they don't want the Chinese lunar probes to see/find.

A conspiracy theory moonbat showed up.

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Re: Moonbat Primitive Hysterical over Moonpeople
« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2009, 04:07:10 PM »
Sweet sandal-wearing Jesus! They're all  :mental:

You mean this isn't a joke ? This primitive actually believes this ?

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Re: Moonbat Primitive Hysterical over Moonpeople
« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2009, 04:28:41 PM »
A conspiracy theory moonbat showed up.


They didn't want no foreigners 'jackin' the lunar rover.
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Re: Moonbat Primitive Hysterical over Moonpeople
« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2009, 04:34:43 PM »
God DAMN America to HADES for opening hostilities on a whole other intersteller body in a TOTALLY unprovoked bombing raid!!!

Who's in charge of this place anyway so that they know who to protest and picket?


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Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life...

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Re: Moonbat Primitive Hysterical over Moonpeople
« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2009, 04:43:20 PM »
Wow, a lunar colony of honest-to-god moonbats.

And they are being defended by DUmmy light workers on earth. (A very popular DUmmy occupation.)

The colony is safe.

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Re: Moonbat Primitive Hysterical over Moonpeople
« Reply #15 on: October 09, 2009, 04:47:53 PM »
The colony is safe.

Perhaps, but the weed, Kool Aid, Tin Foil, aerosol whipped cream, and Cheetos are in dire straits.

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Re: Moonbat Primitive Hysterical over Moonpeople
« Reply #16 on: October 09, 2009, 04:51:47 PM »
And Skinner wants his site to be taken seriously with a collection of these freaks???  :rotf:

MoonPeople...these morons get nuttier every day.
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Re: Moonbat Primitive Hysterical over Moonpeople
« Reply #17 on: October 09, 2009, 04:54:57 PM »
And Skinner wants his site to be taken seriously with a collection of these freaks???  :rotf:

MoonPeople...these morons get nuttier every day.

Yanno , It sometimes makes me wonder if Skins is actually the VRWC UberMoleâ„¢.

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Re: Moonbat Primitive Hysterical over Moonpeople
« Reply #18 on: October 09, 2009, 04:57:39 PM »
And Skinner wants his site to be taken seriously with a collection of these freaks???  :rotf:

MoonPeople...these morons get nuttier every day.

It is probably less loony then the 9/11 troofers there who claim what was seen in person by thousands of average citizens on the street didn`t really happen.

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Re: Moonbat Primitive Hysterical over Moonpeople
« Reply #19 on: October 09, 2009, 05:20:28 PM »
NUKE THE MOON!!!!!

We'll bomb the other planets later!
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Re: Moonbat Primitive Hysterical over Moonpeople
« Reply #20 on: October 09, 2009, 05:26:01 PM »
Nuke the Moon but save the Earth. We got all the beer.  :cheersmate:
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Re: Moonbat Primitive Hysterical over Moonpeople
« Reply #21 on: October 09, 2009, 05:31:27 PM »
Nuke the Moon but save the Earth. We got all the beer.  :cheersmate:

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

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Re: Moonbat Primitive Hysterical over Moonpeople
« Reply #22 on: October 09, 2009, 05:34:52 PM »
Sweet sandal-wearing Jesus! They're all  :mental:

I know you're new, but you're just now figuring this out? That should have been ascertained on, I don't know, day one?
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Re: Moonbat Primitive Hysterical over Moonpeople
« Reply #23 on: October 09, 2009, 05:37:29 PM »
 :rotf:  What a great case study she would be!

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Re: Moonbat Primitive Hysterical over Moonpeople
« Reply #24 on: October 09, 2009, 05:43:17 PM »
A conspiracy theory moonbat showed up.
The only reason I can think of would be to cover up the BFEE's complicity in the sinking of the Titanic and Dorothy Gale's house falling the witch, who had every right to oppress Munchkins as Oz has a different culture than ours.
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