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Joke from a friend this morning...
« on: October 09, 2009, 11:08:51 AM »
You know why the Democrats aren't like the Nazis?


Because even the Nazis could get the Olympics to come to their capitol city.






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Re: Joke from a friend this morning...
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2009, 11:14:14 AM »
HAHAHAHHAHAHAh snort HAHAHHAHAHAHAH
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Re: Joke from a friend this morning...
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2009, 11:21:13 AM »
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurn!!!
I can see November 2 from my house!!!

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Re: Joke from a friend this morning...
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2009, 11:23:19 AM »
Good God Almighty!  I needed that today. 

Thank you and I shall be stealing it for this weekends entertainment.  I never have any good jokes.  :newyear:
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Re: Joke from a friend this morning...
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2009, 11:24:16 AM »
You know why the Democrats aren't like the Nazis?


Because even the Nazis could get the Olympics to come to their capitol city.




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