I damn near busted a gut reading about Gay Bob. The ads pushing that silly-assed thing are a hoot:
1. Talk to me! I am very understanding.
2. Take me to the office! Your boss will love me.
Then, linked to the Wiki Gay Bob article (yes, Wiki has an article on this thing), there are other dolls. There's the Billy doll, who, along with his Puerto Rican boyfriend Carlos and his black butt buddy Tyson, pretty much rule San Francisco.

You just can't make this stuff up!
Butt buddieshttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_doll