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10 Toys That Made You Gay
« on: October 08, 2009, 11:36:15 AM »
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I about peed laughing at this!




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Re: 10 Toys That Made You Gay
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2009, 11:46:22 AM »
Heh. What on earth were those  things with the sparkly bubble noses?



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Re: 10 Toys That Made You Gay
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2009, 11:58:39 AM »
Heh. What on earth were those  things with the sparkly bubble noses?
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Re: 10 Toys That Made You Gay
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2009, 12:04:26 PM »
The Oozinator.  What nitwit thought that up?

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Re: 10 Toys That Made You Gay
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2009, 12:32:01 PM »
OMG!!!!!!! i was fine until #1. I about died laughing.
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Re: 10 Toys That Made You Gay
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2009, 12:57:03 PM »
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Hahaha I'd high 5 you if we still had it.  :rotf:



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Re: 10 Toys That Made You Gay
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2009, 02:45:56 PM »
They forgot the Gay Bob Doll and Earring Magic Ken

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Re: 10 Toys That Made You Gay
« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2009, 04:22:10 PM »
Damn........................just...............................damn....
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Re: 10 Toys That Made You Gay
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2009, 04:24:00 PM »
Did anyone own any of these?  I remember the commercials but never wanted any of them.

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Re: 10 Toys That Made You Gay
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2009, 05:09:13 PM »
Did anyone own any of these?  I remember the commercials but never wanted any of them.

Do you think anybody here would admit to it even if they had?   :popcorn:
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Re: 10 Toys That Made You Gay
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2009, 05:13:32 PM »
Do you think anybody here would admit to it even if they had?   :popcorn:
Not really but it was worth a shot.  :-)

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Re: 10 Toys That Made You Gay
« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2009, 05:25:21 PM »
Did anyone own any of these?  I remember the commercials but never wanted any of them.

I had some Batman Underoos and some Star Wars Underoos.  :uhsure:

I don't recall ever asking for them however.  :lmao:
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Re: 10 Toys That Made You Gay
« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2009, 05:48:11 PM »
I damn near busted a gut reading about Gay Bob. The ads pushing that silly-assed thing are a hoot:

1.  Talk to me! I am very understanding.
2.  Take me to the office! Your boss will love me.

Then, linked to the Wiki Gay Bob article (yes, Wiki has an article on this thing), there are other dolls. There's the Billy doll, who, along with his Puerto Rican boyfriend Carlos and his black butt buddy Tyson, pretty much rule San Francisco.  :rotf:

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Re: 10 Toys That Made You Gay
« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2009, 06:03:31 PM »
Sure sure blame the toys why don't you  :tongue:
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Re: 10 Toys That Made You Gay
« Reply #14 on: October 08, 2009, 07:58:38 PM »
Number 3 (Underoos) reminds me of the modern day children singing the praises of Obama.
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