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Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
« Reply #25 on: October 08, 2009, 05:08:50 PM »
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Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
« Reply #26 on: October 08, 2009, 06:11:42 PM »
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:lmao:  Thanks, I needed that.
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Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
« Reply #27 on: October 08, 2009, 08:49:42 PM »
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Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
« Reply #28 on: October 08, 2009, 09:42:18 PM »
If he's in San Fransisco, I don't see why he's even asking :-)
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Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
« Reply #29 on: October 08, 2009, 09:42:58 PM »
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Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
  
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Would I get arrested if I went to town hall or public meetings with dildos strapped into gun holsters? I live in NY if anyone knows the laws for this state.

Not only should you do this but you should apply for a grant from the NEA.  They seem to be into this sort of thing.
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Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
« Reply #30 on: October 08, 2009, 10:12:52 PM »
What a di*khead
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Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
« Reply #31 on: October 08, 2009, 10:37:59 PM »
Quote from: newbiered on October 08, 2009, 10:12:52 PM
What a di*khead
I think just "what a dick" would be a better choice of words....
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Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
« Reply #32 on: October 08, 2009, 11:13:32 PM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on October 08, 2009, 09:42:58 PM
Not only should you do this but you should apply for a grant from the NEA.  They seem to be into this sort of thing.

The NEA is funding pro-Obama art, if he wants a grant he will also have to have a sign on his back "Dildo's are healthcare equipment, support reform" and an appropriate number of these devices will have to be representative of the black community.
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Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
« Reply #33 on: October 08, 2009, 11:18:36 PM »
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Oh good lord, that was a scary picture.
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Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
« Reply #34 on: October 09, 2009, 12:36:18 AM »
Some peoples children.
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Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
« Reply #35 on: October 09, 2009, 06:12:59 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on October 08, 2009, 11:18:36 PM
Oh good lord, that was a scary picture.

I was trying to find the one I had at my Photobucket account before they got all Moral Nazi on me  :uhsure:
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Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
« Reply #36 on: October 09, 2009, 07:19:00 AM »
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here a d*ck, there a d*ck, everywhere a d*ck-d*ck......Old Du-uh-mie has a d*ck....ewwww, ewwww,ewwwwww.....


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Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
« Reply #37 on: October 09, 2009, 05:00:09 PM »
Quote from: debk on October 09, 2009, 07:19:00 AM

here a d*ck, there a d*ck, everywhere a d*ck-d*ck......Old Du-uh-mie has a d*ck....ewwww, ewwww,ewwwwww.....


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As my husband used to say about a particularly slutty female--if this guy had as many d*cks sticking out of him as he'd had sticking into him, he'd look like a porcupine.
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Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
« Reply #38 on: October 09, 2009, 05:06:53 PM »
Why yes. I suppose you could do that.  :confused:
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Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
« Reply #39 on: October 10, 2009, 11:57:07 AM »
He needs a bullet in his head....... :mental:
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Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
« Reply #40 on: October 10, 2009, 01:54:33 PM »
Quote from: Bondai on October 10, 2009, 11:57:07 AM
He needs a bullet in his head....... :mental:

Bondai, he could call it a "high-speed dildo," too . . .
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Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
« Reply #41 on: October 11, 2009, 08:21:23 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on October 10, 2009, 01:54:33 PM
Bondai, he could call it a "high-speed dildo," too . . .

...or the "ultimate climax".
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Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
« Reply #42 on: October 11, 2009, 10:01:34 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on October 10, 2009, 01:54:33 PM
Bondai, he could call it a "high-speed dildo," too . . .
One local shop has a sword like model that is about 3 feet long. I am still tempted to buy it to keep next to the door to supplement the 9mm. I would love to be a fly on the wall when the perp has to explain those injuries.
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Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
« Reply #43 on: October 11, 2009, 10:07:14 AM »
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Looks like they made some kind of arrest at this DUmmies house.   :rotf:
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Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
« Reply #44 on: October 11, 2009, 11:18:45 AM »
Quote from: AprilRazz on October 11, 2009, 10:01:34 AM
One local shop has a sword like model that is about 3 feet long. I am still tempted to buy it to keep next to the door to supplement the 9mm. I would love to be a fly on the wall when the perp has to explain those injuries.

My farewell gift from 2/3 ACR sits in a linen closet, right by the kitchen and main bathroom.  It's a replica of an 1860 U.S. Cavalry saber.  If I had to actually use it on something, I have no doubt that I could do some serious damage to whatever I hit with it.
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Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
« Reply #45 on: October 11, 2009, 11:26:36 AM »
Yes, and hopefully you'll get a sharp kick in the cojones from some father concerned about his children being exposed to pervs.
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Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
« Reply #46 on: October 11, 2009, 01:50:03 PM »
Quote from: dandi on October 11, 2009, 11:26:36 AM
Yes, and hopefully you'll get a sharp kick in the cojones from some father concerned about his children being exposed to pervs.

Actually, dandi, several fathers giving several sharp kicks each would be the right thing to do.
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