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Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
« on: October 08, 2009, 08:46:57 AM »
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MattBaggins  (1000+ posts)  Journal  Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Thu Oct-08-09 09:06 AM
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Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
   
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Would I get arrested if I went to town hall or public meetings with dildos strapped into gun holsters? I live in NY if anyone knows the laws for this state.

WTF? Only the mind of DUmmie.

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Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2009, 08:50:47 AM »
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Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?

Only if you have no problem with the loud and public ridicule that will ensue.
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Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2009, 08:53:46 AM »
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Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2009, 08:55:18 AM »
Please do. We all need a laugh these days.
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Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2009, 08:55:46 AM »
Is he planing on hiring himself out as the Pied Piper of queers and lesbians?
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Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2009, 08:56:38 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on October 08, 2009, 08:55:46 AM
Is he planing on hiring himself out as the Pied Piper of queers and lesbians?

Maybe he just wants to make a d*ck of himself.
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Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2009, 08:58:10 AM »
I fully encourage Mr. Baggins to do just that; it will show exactly the kind of thinker who is in favor of the President's proposed policies!
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Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2009, 08:59:19 AM »
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15. I was cupid, at Marriot grand ballroom, new years. with a dildo arrow, and a bandolaro of dildo eras
 ers, and I had dick and balls suckers, for the women that were good sports. Wimgs and diaper. Great fun.
 

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Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2009, 09:01:19 AM »
Quote from: TxRadioguy on October 08, 2009, 08:50:47 AM
Only if you have no problem with the loud and public ridicule that will ensue.

I've never seen this DUmmie before. He a top tier DUmmie?
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Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2009, 09:01:39 AM »
Quote from: CC27 on October 08, 2009, 08:46:57 AM
WTF? Only the mind of DUmmie.

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Its probably okay in NYC legally, idiot. Go ahead and walk around topless DUwommin and watch people gag and puke at the sight of you.
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Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2009, 09:10:17 AM »
Um, sure.  Go ahead.  :loser:  Just stay away from my kids!
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Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
« Reply #11 on: October 08, 2009, 09:31:25 AM »
Quote from: CC27 on October 08, 2009, 09:01:19 AM
I've never seen this DUmmie before. He a top tier DUmmie?

Never heard of him either.  I'm still of the belief that for a certain dollar amount "donation" you can automatically become a 1000+ poster at the DUmp...which is why so many of them that we've never heard of before keep popping up in that category.
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Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
« Reply #12 on: October 08, 2009, 09:42:21 AM »
Yes, you're definitely allowed DUmmie.  And you definitely should.  Wear an Obama shirt while you're at it.  Yell very loudly.  Scream your support for socialized medicine.  Call as much attention to yourself as you possibly can.
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Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
« Reply #13 on: October 08, 2009, 09:48:34 AM »
I'd prefer it if you just strapped some cinder blocks onto your yourself in a lake.
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Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
« Reply #14 on: October 08, 2009, 09:55:40 AM »
Quote from: CC27 on October 08, 2009, 09:01:19 AM
I've never seen this DUmmie before. He a top tier DUmmie?

As far as I've seen, the baggie primitive's an unterprimitiven, part of the faceless lynch mob that's 99% of the primitives on Skins's island.

I haven't ever noticed anything distinctive about him, that sets him apart from the usual primitives.

However, I will keep my eye on him, as he auditions.
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Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
« Reply #15 on: October 08, 2009, 11:12:22 AM »
Karin and Carl . . . this idiot is in our state . . . ! :o :o :o

'Course, said primitive just might be trolling for someone to use one of those sex toys on itself.
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Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
« Reply #16 on: October 08, 2009, 11:46:35 AM »
Quote from: Splashdown on October 08, 2009, 08:58:10 AM
I fully encourage Mr. Baggins to do just that; it will show exactly the kind of thinker who is in favor of the President's proposed policies!

Yep, a frikkin' dilrod!
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Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
« Reply #17 on: October 08, 2009, 12:13:21 PM »
"Your honor,
I would like to close with the obvious statement that the defendant is a dildo all by himself, and should not be charged with any crime..."


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Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
« Reply #18 on: October 08, 2009, 12:26:47 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on October 08, 2009, 12:13:21 PM
"Your honor,
I would like to close with the obvious statement that the defendant is a dildo all by himself, and should not be charged with any crime..."


 :lmao:

I wish I could find the article about a Saratoga Springs High School graduation ceremony of a couple of years ago, where it was disrupted when a former student (I think he had graduated the year before) walked across the stage dressed in an inflatable penis costume, complete with testicles.  The cops that arrested him took a while to do it, as they had difficulty controlling their laughter . . . I don't know how that one ended up in court.
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Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
« Reply #19 on: October 08, 2009, 12:29:24 PM »
Perhaps he should super-glue one to his forehead, unicorn-style, to commemorate the gifts of the Great Mocha Father in Washington to all of us out in the wilderness peoples, beyond the Beltway.
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Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
« Reply #20 on: October 08, 2009, 12:32:07 PM »
Quote from: bijou on October 08, 2009, 08:55:18 AM
Please do. We all need a laugh these days.
Oh yes, please do! And go hang out around a grade school.
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Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
« Reply #21 on: October 08, 2009, 12:37:58 PM »
Quote from: TxRadioguy on October 08, 2009, 09:31:25 AM
Never heard of him either.  I'm still of the belief that for a certain dollar amount "donation" you can automatically become a 1000+ poster at the DUmp...which is why so many of them that we've never heard of before keep popping up in that category.

And of course there are always us moles who slip under the radar with 1000+ posts.
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Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
« Reply #22 on: October 08, 2009, 12:46:08 PM »
Quote from: PatriotGame on October 08, 2009, 12:32:07 PM
Oh yes, please do! And go hang out around a grade school.

That'll remind them of being in class.
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« Reply #23 on: October 08, 2009, 04:12:42 PM »
Nothing says 'prick' like a bunch of'em hanging on you.
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Re: Can I strap various sized dildos to my body and wear them in public?
« Reply #24 on: October 08, 2009, 05:06:05 PM »
Those primitives some serious penile issue to prompt them to wear a dildo in public. They are so effeminate.
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