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Offline Chris_

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Naked Louisiana Burglar Breaks Into House, Cooks Meal and Showers
« on: October 08, 2009, 08:11:32 AM »
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Naked Louisiana Burglar Breaks Into House, Cooks Meal and Showers

SLIDELL, La. —  Police say a naked man who appeared to be drunk or on drugs broke into a Louisiana home, cooked himself a meal and took a shower before leaving, wrapped only in a sheet.

The 61-year-old homeowner was away visiting her son at the time her suburban New Orleans house was allegedly broken into, according to FOX 8.

Slidell Police Capt. Kevin Foltz says a video surveillance system at the home captured the naked man using a garden hose to shower outside the house around 1 a.m.

The in-the-buff burglar then tried knocking on the front door, police said. When there was no response, he went to the back of the house and wrapped himself in a trash bag, according to FOX 8.

The man allegedly broke several windows, entered the house and ransacked it before cooking himself a meal, having several drinks and showering again.

Police chief Freddy Drennan is hoping for the public's help in finding the naked suspect.

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I guess the cops have only the bare facts in this case.

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Re: Naked Louisiana Burglar Breaks Into House, Cooks Meal and Showers
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2009, 08:14:05 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on October 08, 2009, 08:11:32 AM
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I guess the cops have only the bare facts in this case.



He made a clean get-away!! :lmao:
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Re: Naked Louisiana Burglar Breaks Into House, Cooks Meal and Showers
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2009, 08:15:04 AM »
Quote from: zeitgeist on October 08, 2009, 08:14:05 AM
He made a clean get-away!! :lmao:
When he gets caught, he'll be mighty em-bare-assed.
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Re: Naked Louisiana Burglar Breaks Into House, Cooks Meal and Showers
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2009, 08:17:21 AM »
He's probably trying to tell them about the T-800 he needs to hunt down and stop before it can complete it's termination mission! :rofl:
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Re: Naked Louisiana Burglar Breaks Into House, Cooks Meal and Showers
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2009, 08:19:44 AM »
Luckily he wasn't there long enough to strip the house clean.
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Re: Naked Louisiana Burglar Breaks Into House, Cooks Meal and Showers
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2009, 08:28:35 AM »
Can we see the raw footage??
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Re: Naked Louisiana Burglar Breaks Into House, Cooks Meal and Showers
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2009, 11:23:31 AM »
Quote from: bijou on October 08, 2009, 08:19:44 AM
Luckily he wasn't there long enough to strip the house clean.
Maybe he buffed the floors before he left.
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