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Offline jinxmchue

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I got the weirdest FB message today
« on: October 08, 2009, 07:54:32 AM »
From my sister's girlfriend:

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Jason, this is LIsa and I LOVE Chris. In a million years would I never imagine, one of my siblings putting on FB "one man one women" ? I have been very hurt and reluctant to spend time with you as a result.. I wish you knew how much you and your family mean to her and the gifts unwrapped that hide in her closet. SAD :( FYI - My immediate family consists of Mexican, Black and Gay! We are all different, but dammit do we love each other and can't wait til Christmas!!!!!!!! Also please know that our youngest brother was killed 8 years ago!! Took 7 years to gather again due to the pain, BUT WHEN WE DID LAST YEAR, i LOVED EVERY SECOND!!!!!!!

"Mexican, Black and Gay"???  Gay is the equivalent of a race now?
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Re: I got the weirdest FB message today
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2009, 10:57:26 AM »
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"one man one women"

Ruhhhh?

I don't know who the players are, I gather this is a sib or sib-in-law?  Well, we all have our share of moonbats in the family.  That 'Gifts in the closet' thing appears to literally be about tangible stuff in a closet somewhere, but given the nature of the post is a very weird turn of phrase to use!
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Re: I got the weirdest FB message today
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2009, 11:05:26 AM »
Huh?  That is some seriously :confused: writing.  You're not related to vestanumbers, are you?
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Re: I got the weirdest FB message today
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2009, 11:14:42 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on October 08, 2009, 10:57:26 AM
Ruhhhh?

I don't know who the players are, I gather this is a sib or sib-in-law?  Well, we all have our share of moonbats in the family.  That 'Gifts in the closet' thing appears to literally be about tangible stuff in a closet somewhere, but given the nature of the post is a very weird turn of phrase to use!

My sister's FB account, but the message is from her "partner."  I don't understand the gifts thing.  A double-meaning, maybe?

I don't know exactly what her complaint is based on.  My family has never done anything to make my sister or her partner feel unwelcome.  The FB group she mentions is only about defending traditional marriage, not condemning homosexuals.  I have to agree with my wife that living out our Christian faith is convicting to her.
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Re: I got the weirdest FB message today
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2009, 11:30:14 AM »
Just tell her as long as Adam and Eve were sexually normal you don't worry about anyone else's proclivities. 

Plus, you newed her help with something.  You know where "blacks" originated.  You know "Mexicans" come from Mexico.  But you cannot locate Gaysia anywhere on a globe.  And, if a Gay and a Black marry, what color will their children be?
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Re: I got the weirdest FB message today
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2009, 11:42:21 AM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on October 08, 2009, 11:30:14 AM
Just tell her as long as Adam and Eve were sexually normal you don't worry about anyone else's proclivities. 

Plus, you newed her help with something.  You know where "blacks" originated.  You know "Mexicans" come from Mexico.  But you cannot locate Gaysia anywhere on a globe.  And, if a Gay and a Black marry, what color will their children be?

Blay?
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Re: I got the weirdest FB message today
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2009, 11:45:04 AM »
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Re: I got the weirdest FB message today
« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2009, 11:48:38 AM »
Quote from: dutch508 on October 08, 2009, 11:45:04 AM
Blayxican?

Blayxican con suppository?
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Re: I got the weirdest FB message today
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2009, 11:57:03 AM »
Quote from: Chris on October 08, 2009, 11:05:26 AM
Huh?  That is some seriously :confused: writing.  You're not related to vestanumbers, are you?

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Re: I got the weirdest FB message today
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2009, 11:57:34 AM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on October 08, 2009, 11:30:14 AM
Just tell her as long as Adam and Eve were sexually normal you don't worry about anyone else's proclivities. 

Plus, you newed her help with something.  You know where "blacks" originated.  You know "Mexicans" come from Mexico.  But you cannot locate Gaysia anywhere on a globe.  And, if a Gay and a Black marry, what color will their children be?

It would make then Gafrican American and everyone knows they'd be rainbow colored children :-)
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Re: I got the weirdest FB message today
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2009, 11:58:17 AM »
Gack.
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