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Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving...
« on: October 06, 2009, 04:37:04 PM »
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Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving
Published: 24 Sep 09 14:24 CET

A German trucker suspected of driving under the influence of drugs crashed his vehicle near Borås in western Sweden on Tuesday. He subsequently admitted to masturbating at the time of the accident.

The trucker, apparently unable to reach a satisfactory climax, then proceeded to continue to pleasure himself while in the midst of a police interrogation, according to the local Borås Tidning newspaper.

"He was masturbating while the police interrogated him," police prosecutor Åsa Askenbäck told the newspaper.

"He has admitted that he was not paying full attention at the time of the accident. He was playing with himself instead of focusing on the road."

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Re: Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving...
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2009, 05:13:42 PM »
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Re: Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving...
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2009, 05:23:00 PM »
That's a really whacked out story.
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Re: Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving...
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2009, 05:24:09 PM »
I wonder if the cops interrogating him were hot....
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Re: Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving...
« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2009, 05:59:00 PM »
Well, different strokes for different folks....
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Re: Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving...
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2009, 06:15:49 PM »
He was jacked up on drugs.
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Re: Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving...
« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2009, 06:53:57 PM »

What a ummm jerk
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Re: Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving...
« Reply #7 on: October 06, 2009, 06:55:28 PM »
What a shame. He wrecked his brand-"spanking"-new truck.
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Re: Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving...
« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2009, 06:55:43 PM »
Apparently, he was unsuccessful with the delivery of either load.
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Re: Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving...
« Reply #9 on: October 06, 2009, 07:18:14 PM »
Quote from: jtyangel on October 06, 2009, 06:55:43 PM
Apparently, he was unsuccessful with the delivery of either load.

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Re: Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving...
« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2009, 12:16:05 AM »
Quote from: jtyangel on October 06, 2009, 06:55:43 PM
Apparently, he was unsuccessful with the delivery of either load.

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Re: Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving...
« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2009, 02:15:39 AM »
Sounds like he pulled a real boner this time.
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Re: Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving...
« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2009, 07:02:05 AM »
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Trucker flips his rig after masturbating ....

Isn't that the point, after all?   :rotf:
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Re: Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving...
« Reply #13 on: October 07, 2009, 10:33:13 AM »
"I was just driving down the road flippin my rig.............."
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Re: Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving...
« Reply #14 on: October 07, 2009, 10:50:00 AM »
some people just can't multi-task...
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Re: Trucker flips his rig after masturbating while driving...
« Reply #15 on: October 07, 2009, 10:05:38 PM »
You would never see that in  "Smokey and the Bandit"
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