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Offline thundley4

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Dwarf gets penis glued to vacuum cleaner
« on: October 06, 2009, 03:43:21 PM »
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A British dwarf who was performing at the 'Edinburgh Festival' found his penis glued to a vacuum cleaner while preparing for a live show.
Daniel Blackner, known as "Captain Dan the Demon Dwarf" performed at the Circus of Horrors, known for its oddball and offbeat performances. As part of the show, the dwarf pulls a Henry vacuum cleaner using a special attachment, across the show attached to his penis. However, the vacuum cleaner was broken before a performance and performer Blackner placed extra-strong glue on the attachment to fix it, neglecting to wait the entire 20 minutes required for the glue to dry, which resulted in his penis becoming glued to the vacuum cleaner.

After being rushed to the A&E department of Edinburgh Royal Infirmary, Blackner was freed after an hour and remarked that: "It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed A&E with a vacuum attached to me. I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short lived."

Hospital sources confirmed that they treated the performer, but a spokesman for the Royal Infirmary said he could not comment on individual cases.
http://www.bizarrenews.org/content/view/114/1/

Wait, A&E department of a hospital?  They have a department that tends to Arts and Entertainment?
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Re: Dwarf gets penis glued to vacuum cleaner
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2009, 03:53:37 PM »
Accident and Emergency department, althought seeing a dwarf being wheeled in with his schlong glued to a Hoover could fall under the Entertainment section.  :lmao:
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Re: Dwarf gets penis glued to vacuum cleaner
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2009, 04:02:04 PM »
I hate when that happens.
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Re: Dwarf gets penis glued to vacuum cleaner
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2009, 04:06:56 PM »
In a similar "vein"  :tongue:....

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Passed out vodka lover comes to sporting lewd tattoo
Published: 5 Oct 09 10:40 CET

A 27-year-old man from northern Sweden has certain regrets about drinking a full bottle of vodka after waking up the morning after with a six inch penis tattooed on his leg.

Article With Link To A Picture Of The Tat
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Re: Dwarf gets penis glued to vacuum cleaner
« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2009, 04:29:11 PM »
Hmmmm.....would that be a stick up or a suck up?
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Re: Dwarf gets penis glued to vacuum cleaner
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2009, 05:27:36 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on October 06, 2009, 03:43:21 PM
http://www.bizarrenews.org/content/view/114/1/

Wait, A&E department of a hospital?  They have a department that tends to Arts and Entertainment?
I thought it was Architecture & Engineering.   :thatsright:
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