"Hulu people?" Who are they? Did they fight the Tutsis in Rwanda? 
It was the Hulu's versus the Tutu's in the land of Robama. They fought over Tootsie Rolls and a little bit of chocolate.
The Hulu's were loud and warlike as they danced around bonfires waving sticks in the air, getting all the attention. The Tutu's were more reserved and got little attention but were more numerous.
When the battle finally came the Hulu's ran away like spoiled children. Dr. Frank Livingsolich chronicled it all. For the sake of science of course.
Today the media is reporting that monkeys evolved from man and not the other way around. Liberals broke off from the family treee eons ago and are still trying to do it again.