Anyone have any ideas what I can do? I don't want to work evenings, early mornings, weekends or major holidays, want flexible hours, and I prefer to work alone or with limited interaction with other employees. I've worked retail in the past and have enjoyed it.
How about becoming a Morticians Aid. Drive about to hospitals, nursing homes and private residences making pick ups.
Very limited interaction with the customer. The perks are meeting all kinds of rich family's, learning the proper method for dressing hair and applying makeup. Travel is involved for air port pickups driving at the head of a caravan real slow to the cemetery, one can double park anywhere.
Your duty's include standing about sadly shaking your head, wearing dress clothing, loading and unloading flowers and helping the elderly to seats, keeping a box of Kleenex in your pocket and smelling salt's on hand.
You will become a well respected member of the comunity as the town folk will remember your name. Seldom will you have to buy your own drinks as chances are you may be the first person to comfort someone in a family death.
Another perk, you will become acquainted well with the police and they will over look speeding and other infractions you may commit on or off duty.
If you must work a Holiday or weekend it will only be for 4 hours or so. Interesting work, you will be the person to go to for gossip and inside information.
Retail experience a must, you must push for people to buy the most expensive coffin, have the top of the line service, no cost too much for their loved one. You may find your self arranging a catered meal for the family after the service
Theres a lot to do, your only boss will be the undertaker and he/she will once you are trained allow you to make your own decisions about your job and may even consult you if you know the family and they don't.
Even with cremation there are memorials and services to coordinate, and to top it off this job may be the most important job you will do in your whole life time of work.
BTW, reason I though of this is I met a retired man that worked this job part time, I recognised him from 15 years ago when my dad passed. I bought him a beer and he regailed me with storeys about my family I never knew.