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Offline Chris_

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Tufts University bans nookie if roomie ‘is present’
« on: September 30, 2009, 08:00:50 AM »
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Tufts University bans nookie if roomie ‘is present’

Dorm rooms doubling as steamy love huts have Tufts University throwing cold water on sex on campus - at least when horny students let it all hang out in front of red-faced roommates.

“You may not engage in sexual activity while your roommate is present in the room,” tuts Tufts’ 2009-10 guest policy, newly revised in response to student gripes about rambunctious roomies and their raunchy romps.

Tufts spokeswoman Kim Thurler told the Herald the 8,500-student school has fielded roughly a dozen complaints from chagrined scholars “who expressed concerns that they were experiencing uncomfortable situations" with their roommates’ sex-tracurricular activities.

Apparently they need written rules to outline common sense.   :whatever:

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Re: Tufts University bans nookie if roomie ‘is present’
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2009, 08:05:56 AM »
I'll bet they don't allow students to masterbate during class either.   
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Re: Tufts University bans nookie if roomie ‘is present’
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2009, 08:09:51 AM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on September 30, 2009, 08:05:56 AM
I'll bet they don't allow students to masterbate during class either.   
No, they leave that to the profs.
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Re: Tufts University bans nookie if roomie ‘is present’
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2009, 08:17:41 AM »
Well, with the roomie they could make it a threesome, then everybody's happy.  :naughty:
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Re: Tufts University bans nookie if roomie ‘is present’
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2009, 09:00:36 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on September 30, 2009, 08:17:41 AM
Well, with the roomie they could make it a threesome, then everybody's happy.  :naughty:

The ones complaining were probably rooming with one of those who's sex partner was the same sex.......eeeewww. I'd complain to. Ugly I could handle but same sex...no way.
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Re: Tufts University bans nookie if roomie ‘is present’
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2009, 09:04:31 AM »
Seriously?  They need to make this an official rule?  Did colleges fill up with exhibitionists since I left?
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Re: Tufts University bans nookie if roomie ‘is present’
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2009, 09:58:36 AM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on September 30, 2009, 09:04:31 AM
Seriously?  They need to make this an official rule?  Did colleges fill up with exhibitionists since I left?


Na, they whooped it up after you did.                                                          :tongue:
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