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Offline CC27

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I have never laughed at a "news" headline harder in my entire life:
« on: September 29, 2009, 09:10:53 AM »
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I have never laughed at a "news" headline harder in my entire life:
   
"Palin finishes 400 page memoir early"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Ha, ha. Guess it doesn't take that long with a staff of pro writers helping, errr..., doing it for you.

Add to that, writing one's life history is an easy task if punctuation, grammar, syntax and the truth don't really matter that much.


Be afraid DUmmies.

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Re: I have never laughed at a "news" headline harder in my entire life:
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2009, 09:14:39 AM »
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Add to that, writing one's life history is an easy task if punctuation, grammar, syntax and the truth don't really matter that much.

So true!  That's how that Obama creep got TWO books written all about himself.  Nothing mattered but the cover photo.
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Re: I have never laughed at a "news" headline harder in my entire life:
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2009, 09:18:42 AM »
Hell, I'd venture to guess that HRH, self-proclaimed "smartest woman in the world" doesn't know half the stuff that's in her friggin book.
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Re: I have never laughed at a "news" headline harder in my entire life:
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2009, 09:26:27 AM »
And the publisher (Harper) has ordered 1.5 million of the book to be printed for the initial release in November.

Suck on that one, DUmmies.
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Re: I have never laughed at a "news" headline harder in my entire life:
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2009, 09:28:37 AM »
Quote from: BadCat on September 29, 2009, 09:26:27 AM
And the publisher (Harper) has ordered 1.5 million of the book to be printed for the initial release in November.

Suck on that one, DUmmies.

That's sort of incorrect, BadCat, sir.

Harper has received 1.5 million orders for the books, and so the press run is obviously going to be more, for the general public who want the book but wait until it shows up on the shelves, to buy it.
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Re: I have never laughed at a "news" headline harder in my entire life:
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2009, 09:38:02 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on September 29, 2009, 09:28:37 AM
That's sort of incorrect, BadCat, sir.

Harper has received 1.5 million orders for the books, and so the press run is obviously going to be more, for the general public who want the book but wait until it shows up on the shelves, to buy it.

Ok, I must have read the ticker on Fox incorrectly.

Regardless, it's headed straight for #1 on the NYT Bestseller List.
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Re: I have never laughed at a "news" headline harder in my entire life:
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2009, 09:42:19 AM »
Quote from: BadCat on September 29, 2009, 09:38:02 AM
Ok, I must have read the ticker on Fox incorrectly.

Regardless, it's headed straight for #1 on the NYT Bestseller List.

It will be a blast watching the DUmmies heads exploding when that happens  :evillaugh:
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Re: I have never laughed at a "news" headline harder in my entire life:
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2009, 09:43:02 AM »
Quote from: BadCat on September 29, 2009, 09:38:02 AM
Ok, I must have read the ticker on Fox incorrectly.

Regardless, it's headed straight for #1 on the NYT Bestseller List.

Oh yes.

And unlike Genevieve Ferrari's (or whatever her name is; the woman who ran with Walter Mundane in 1984) book, it's not likely to be tossed into bookstores' and thrift stores' 50-cent or 10-for-a-dollar book-bins, where they can still be found, their plastic shrink-wrap still intact, twenty-five years later.
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Re: I have never laughed at a "news" headline harder in my entire life:
« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2009, 09:52:56 AM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on September 29, 2009, 09:14:39 AM
So true!  That's how that Obama creep got TWO books written all about himself.  Nothing mattered but the cover photo.

Two books written before he ever accomplished ANYTHING, is a feat in itself.  He should write a book about how he accomplished that. (or rather Ayers should ghost write it for him)
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Re: I have never laughed at a "news" headline harder in my entire life:
« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2009, 09:55:04 AM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on September 29, 2009, 09:42:19 AM
It will be a blast watching the DUmmies heads exploding when that happens  :evillaugh:

Yes, that will be worth the price of admission.
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Re: I have never laughed at a "news" headline harder in my entire life:
« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2009, 09:55:56 AM »
Quote from: BadCat on September 29, 2009, 09:38:02 AM
Ok, I must have read the ticker on Fox incorrectly.

Regardless, it's headed straight for #1 on the NYT Bestseller List.

And once again it will be explained away that conservative groups are buying up the Palin book by the truckload and they are being stored in garden sheds all over the country.  And once again, when it comes to light ONCE MORE that bestseller lists do not take bulk sales into consideration, that reality will be ignored in favor of the LITTLE GOONS' ALTERNATE REALITY.
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Re: I have never laughed at a "news" headline harder in my entire life:
« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2009, 10:07:15 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on September 29, 2009, 09:52:56 AM
Two books written before he ever accomplished ANYTHING, is a feat in itself.  He should write a book about how he accomplished that. (or rather Ayers should ghost write it for him)

You are correct about Obama's ghostwriter being B. Ayers, by the way:
http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/09/unmasking_obama.html
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Re: I have never laughed at a "news" headline harder in my entire life:
« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2009, 11:02:27 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on September 29, 2009, 09:52:56 AM
Two books written before he ever accomplished ANYTHING, is a feat in itself.

Well, it might be, if he had written them.
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Re: I have never laughed at a "news" headline harder in my entire life:
« Reply #13 on: September 29, 2009, 11:12:15 AM »
Quote from: njpines on September 29, 2009, 10:07:15 AM
You are correct about Obama's ghostwriter being B. Ayers, by the way:
http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/09/unmasking_obama.html

Yet he swears Ayers is nothing more than an aquaintance. How can you tell when the president is lieing to you? His lips are moving.
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Re: I have never laughed at a "news" headline harder in my entire life:
« Reply #14 on: September 29, 2009, 11:50:04 AM »
Quote from: BadCat on September 29, 2009, 09:38:02 AM
Ok, I must have read the ticker on Fox incorrectly.

Regardless, it's headed straight for #1 on the NYT Bestseller List.

And just like with Liberty and Tyranny...no one will report on it being a mega-seller when it does sell those 1.5 million copies.
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