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Offline NHSparky

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Pizza delivery person met by naked man for 4th time, say police
« on: September 29, 2009, 06:15:45 AM »
Pizza delivery person met by naked man for 4th time, say police

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By Elizabeth Dinan
edinan@seacoastonline.com
September 28, 2009 5:08 PM

(too short to excerpt)

PORTSMOUTH -- A pizza delivery person bringing an order to a city residence on Saturday was met by a naked man for the fourth time, say police.

According to the city's public police log, at 5:42 p.m. on Sept. 26, police were called to a Holiday Drive residence where the delivery person said "when they deliver pizza there the resident comes to the door naked." Police Lt. Rodney McQuate said the delivery person has encountered the naked resident during four different pizza deliveries, but did not wish to press charges.

A patrolman who was dispatched to the call "spoke to the suspect about his behavior" and "there will not be any more deliveries to this address from the
reporting party," according to the police report.

McQuate said the report will remain on file at police headquarters and that no other restaurants making home deliveries have filed similar complaints.

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Sorry, no pics.
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Re: Pizza delivery person met by naked man for 4th time, say police
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2009, 06:18:57 AM »
I can live without pics.  :-)  I can bare-ly believe that this has happened four times.
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Re: Pizza delivery person met by naked man for 4th time, say police
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2009, 06:34:50 AM »
Found a pic!
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Re: Pizza delivery person met by naked man for 4th time, say police
« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2009, 07:09:22 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on September 29, 2009, 06:34:50 AM

Don't make me get out of this chair and come over there an slap you silly........

BTW, you do realize this is just down the street from your ole bud CEO, and Pantless Patty, Poop picker upper extrodinaire, right??( you don't want to ever see a pic of her FWIH) :tongue:  BTW IIRC there is a link to that one in the NH section of the dumpster.

Now for the gratuitous line........Does he always order extra sausage or does he just want a large pepperoni? :fuelfire:
« Last Edit: September 29, 2009, 07:11:45 AM by zeitgeist »
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Re: Pizza delivery person met by naked man for 4th time, say police
« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2009, 07:14:40 AM »
Was the pizza with or without "sausage"?
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Re: Pizza delivery person met by naked man for 4th time, say police
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2009, 07:43:05 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on September 29, 2009, 07:14:40 AM
Was the pizza with or without "sausage"?
Pizza delivered in a flash (or to one).   :-)
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Re: Pizza delivery person met by naked man for 4th time, say police
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2009, 08:16:35 AM »
You know, Pizza and what's most dear to a mans heart is spelled a lot alike.... :-)
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Re: Pizza delivery person met by naked man for 4th time, say police
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2009, 08:30:30 AM »
 That Pizza dude is a real quick learner.  Why I bet it wouldnt have taken more than once for some to learn..  What brand of pizza??
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