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Fla. Woman Says Burglar Took Uncle's Cremated Remains
« on: September 28, 2009, 05:29:54 PM »
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Fla. Woman Says Burglar Took Uncle's Cremated Remains

BRADENTON, Fla. —  A Florida woman says a plastic bag that contained her uncle's cremated remains was stolen during a burglary.

Denise Littler of Bradenton kept the ashes in a wooden box. She found the box after her home was burglarized Friday, but the ashes were gone.

Manatee County sheriff's spokesman Dave Bristow says detectives determined that a video game console, two handguns, an underwater camera, a flute, a music stand and some model cars were also taken from Littler's home.

Bristow tells The Tampa Tribune it was a fairly typical burglary, "except for the ashes."

Denise Littler stored them next to another box that contained her father's cremated remains. Those ashes were not disturbed.

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I wonder if they dusted for fingerprints.
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Re: Fla. Woman Says Burglar Took Uncle's Cremated Remains
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2009, 05:31:42 PM »
I can't imagine what the burglar might have mistaken the ashes for.  :uhsure:



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Re: Fla. Woman Says Burglar Took Uncle's Cremated Remains
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2009, 05:33:08 PM »
Pitiful.  Folks taking what they haven't urned.  What is this world coming to?
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Re: Fla. Woman Says Burglar Took Uncle's Cremated Remains
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2009, 05:33:16 PM »
I can't imagine what the burglar might have mistaken the ashes for.  :uhsure:
He'll be smokin' mad when he figures out what he really got.
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